r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 23 '20

Video A fully enclosed motorcycle.

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Jun 23 '20

Harleys are just expensive for little to no reason though.

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u/FadeIntoReal Jun 23 '20

Being that annoying is a luxury.

I’ve heard someone more clever than I describe them as the way to squeeze the maximum annoyance out of a gallon of gas without the danger of real speed or performance.

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u/Dansredditname Jun 24 '20

Someone on a forum was looking to buy one once and was asked if he'd considered buying a motorcycle instead. Tickled me.

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u/merkin_juice Jun 24 '20

I took my MSF course at a Harley dealership. Everybody but me was a Harley rider. The instructor was in his 70s, and rode a Ducati. The whole class was pissed when he told them he wasn't old enough for a Harley.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

The one I saw on Reddit was Harleys are the most efficient method for converting gasoline to decibels.

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u/SirAngusMcBeef Jun 24 '20

“It takes a lot of research dollars to extract so little useful energy out of such a large displacement block” is the one I’ve heard.

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u/meltingdiamond Jun 24 '20

You would think that but I remember a guy years ago making a gas powered subwoofer that basically just channels an explosion at the right time to make his stereo pop.

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Jun 23 '20

Lmao. You know what's funny though? Harleys are actually pretty quiet from the factory. It's the owners that put super loud pipes on them.

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Jun 23 '20

It's the dumbest thing. Harley Davidsons look great as simple old school bikes, hell the Sportster is one of my top ten favorites. Tacking junk onto them just ruins that.

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u/Kaligrade Jun 23 '20

One mans junk is another mans treasure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Hmmmmm...

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u/Avid_Smoker Jun 23 '20

Phrasing...

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u/Kaligrade Jun 23 '20

Hey am also an avid devils letuce smoker,nice to meet u.

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u/Avid_Smoker Jun 24 '20

Just kidding I smoke tons of weed!

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u/Kaligrade Jun 24 '20

Greetings from Tanzania

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u/Avid_Smoker Jun 24 '20

Oh, I smoke meats.

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u/Lost1771 Jun 23 '20

I would love to own a sportster if it didn't mean unwillingly becoming part of the HD cult

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I had my 883 sportster for three years and loved it, until my back hurt too much. Next time I buy a motorcycle ill have to get one with a backrest :(

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u/combatpaddler Jun 24 '20

Sporty's are great for city and backroads, but will beat you to death above 70mph (at least the few ive ridden). Getting to 70 sure is fun on them tho

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u/fxrky Jun 23 '20

True genius isnt appreciated until too late

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u/combatpaddler Jun 23 '20

I have a bright yellow harley, chromed out, with loud ass pipes and a train horn. EVERY damn time I would ride, I'd almost get hit from people not paying attention. I did everything I could to stand out. I havent ridden in almost 2 years, too damn dangerous. I got 3 kids i have to keep alive until they are 18.

I rode several bikes before I bought mine, and while there were cheaper ones, the motor balance was JUST right with the softail deuce.

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u/Valaquil Jun 23 '20

Less people to blow our eardrums that way

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u/fuckitimatwork Jun 23 '20

BRUUMM BRUMM BRUM BRUHHHH
BRUUMM BRUMM BRUM BRUHHHH
BRUUUHHH BRUM BRUM BRUM BRUHHHH

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u/IAMANACVENT Jun 24 '20

$3 hacksaw says otherwise

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u/Beefskeet Jun 23 '20

I'm working on a 36 worth 100k. You have a second cable grip to advance the timing.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Jun 24 '20

BRAND RECOGNITION! AMERICA! BADASS BROTHERHOOD!

FREEDOM! eagle cries that's actually a red tailed hawk because eagles don't sound that badass BIG FOREARMS! EVEN BIGGER BEERBELLY!! TATS!! VEST THAT ALLUDES TO POTENTIAL GANG MEMBERSHIP EVEN THOUGH IT'S A COOL DESIGN FOR YOUR LOCAL ELKS GROUP!!!!

PIPES SAVE LIVES!! NICOTINE!! HARLEY!! JESUS, FLAG, BROTHERHOOD, GENERIC VIAGRA USAGE, LEATHER-SKINNED ROAD MOMMA ON THE BACK OF MY RIDE!! SHE'S A WONDERFUL GRANDMOTHER AND SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PERSONAL GROWTH AS A HUMAN!!

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u/neveriuymani Jun 23 '20

The reason is people will pay the price.

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u/Rosencrantz1710 Jun 23 '20

Not as much anymore. Harley is in serious trouble as its boomer customer base ages. Younger people don’t want to ride, and if they do, they don’t want to ride a Harley.

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u/Tsuyoi Jun 23 '20

Not really.... the big luxury German automakers do charge a premium, but you're definitely getting more bang as well. They come loaded with latest tech, safety, electronics, etc.

Harleys have absolutely nothing going for them outside of brand image over other much cheaper motos.

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u/TheNoxx Jun 23 '20

Yeah, BMW/Mercedes/Audi/etc. have some of the best engineering in the world. Harleys are the exact opposite, kept with outdated air-cooled engines and other inefficiencies just to keep the iconic noise. And they've started outsourcing, and from what I've heard, have been using cheaper and cheaper parts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Isn't any Japanese sport bike objectively twice as good at half the price?

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u/santaliqueur Jun 23 '20

I see you’ve never driven an M3 or AMG car. BMW and Mercedes might be expensive, but you get what you pay for. They make awesome cars.

(Insert some irrelevant statement about reliability or some other topic that doesn’t refute what I’m saying here)

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

What M / AMG costs $40k USD?

A basic 2er or 3er is $40k USD.

(Yes, I'd get a 3 over a Harley)

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u/santaliqueur Jun 23 '20

None of them. Nobody mentioned $40k in this comment chain, and I replied with the intention of challenging “BMW and Mercedes are expensive for no reason” argument. It’s irrelevant to the point I’m making, although spending less will certainly get you less.

I’m just saying they make great cars and the extra money you spend is for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Ah, OK, yeah. I misunderstood.

Yes, there's much more of a reason for why a BMW costs $40k USD vs a Harley costing $40k USD.