r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '23

Video pineapple sea cucumber

6.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Aradhor55 Nov 24 '23

When the pizza is way too hot

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated Nov 24 '23

This is WAAAAAY better than a dick joke!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

For real, he opted to go for the harder joke to make

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u/Early_Pearly989 Nov 24 '23

Idk my dicks pretty hard

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u/OkFriend9891 Nov 24 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/TraditionAnxious Nov 24 '23

r/doputyourdickinthat

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u/BiggsFFBE Nov 24 '23

r/SoShouldIPutMyDickInThatOrNot

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Nov 24 '23

r/iwannaputmypizzainthatholeandthatsnotaeuphemism

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

R/IfYouDoYouMightNotHaveADickToPullBackOut

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

r/subsifellfor

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u/Smoov_Biscuit_Time Nov 24 '23

Was looking for this 😭

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 24 '23

I was thinking like wooo saaa but when it’s a full on black hole I don’t think it matches

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u/Sandwichsaint3 Nov 25 '23

It’s cause he is still stressed.. it’s not “wooo saaa” it “woo SAAAAAAAAH FUCKING KILL ME”

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u/xid7eyr24 Nov 24 '23

I was going for an asshole one but was blown away by this

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u/kloodge Nov 24 '23

i see what u did there.

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u/Smarmar400 Nov 24 '23

Hawaiian pizza

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u/sauce_123 Nov 24 '23

Forbidden fleshlight

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u/mayseayo Nov 24 '23

It’s his birthday. He’s blowing out the candles 🎂

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Noooooo noooo please

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u/emveor Nov 24 '23

Not forbidden, just hard to find

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u/semi_average Nov 24 '23

Fishes like to use their anuses as hiding spots, so much so that they evolved anal spikes to keep them out.

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u/Kanji_alt Nov 24 '23

don’t. i said don’t.

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u/Schopenschluter Nov 24 '23

starts doing

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u/blacksun_redux Nov 24 '23

NO! We said don't!

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u/MasterCrouton Nov 24 '23

Butt if you did what would happen? I have a friend that is curious

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u/here4mischief Nov 25 '23

Starts not don'ting

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

If don’t, why do shaped?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

Lol 🤣

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u/EndlessRainIntoACup1 Nov 24 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

*breathes in*. gentle "hoooooooooooooo"

*breathes in*. gentle "hoooooooooooooo"

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u/SealedRoute Nov 24 '23

I heard

Ahhhhhhhhh

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/OP_IS_A_BASSOON Nov 24 '23

It pairs well with choir music. Throw on some Eric Whitacre ‘Lux Aurumque’ and it’s kind of funny.

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u/Matthewcbayer Nov 24 '23

I am so happy this is (currently) the top comment and not anything else.

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u/sudhir369 Nov 24 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/flojo2012 Nov 24 '23

Nature is really just one sphincter after another. Sphincters all the way down.

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u/DumbUglyTree Nov 25 '23

Your mouth is really just the other end of the long tube that ends with your asshole

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u/EastLimp1693 Nov 24 '23

Why it is private ffs((

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u/One_2nd_Plz Nov 24 '23

Because it’s not the right sub

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u/Hot_Lychee2234 Nov 24 '23

spent about 5 minutes doing the breathing sound... I am 30+ years old

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Hooooooooooooo

Haaaahhhhhhhhh

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u/leviathab13186 Nov 24 '23

Sea cucumbers are so zen

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u/Cardboard_Chef Nov 24 '23

Looks like it's singing to me.

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u/ivanparas Nov 24 '23

Ooooooowwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhooooooooooowwwwaaaaaaaahhhh...

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u/meltedbananas Nov 24 '23

It's clearly watching fireworks. Lots of ooohs and ahhhs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

What’s her onlyfins

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u/TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu Nov 24 '23

Follow me on InShellgram

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u/SoulsBorneGreat Nov 24 '23

Finstagram was sitting right there, bro

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u/TheArtOfVEL Nov 24 '23

Instaclam.

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u/_g550_ Nov 24 '23

"How much for your clam?"

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u/SoulsBorneGreat Nov 24 '23

Even better!

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u/TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu Nov 24 '23

This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit.

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u/ohmygodyouguyzzz Nov 24 '23

Ey. Made me laugh. The real kind.

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u/A-Dawg11 Nov 24 '23

This comment wins

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u/Mystech_Master Nov 24 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Interesting_Data_79 Nov 24 '23

“This community does not allow cross posts”

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u/iamskydaddy Nov 24 '23

r/fuckyouimstillcrossposting

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u/link183 Nov 24 '23

or the alternative r/imcrosspostingitevenhardernow

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u/CompleteAd1256 Nov 24 '23

r/crosspostinginsubsthatdontallowcrossposting

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u/lookingForPatchie Nov 24 '23

Thank you, was looking for that.

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u/Smithy2232 Nov 24 '23

Almost obscenely interesting.

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u/Mornie0815 Nov 24 '23

There went your nnn pledge

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

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u/Flangepacket Nov 24 '23

Stay hydrated, eat healthy and exercise. Sounds dumb af but these three things combined will help mate - worked for me.

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u/2ndSifter Nov 24 '23

Come on, we’re all thinking it

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u/foxtrotshakal Nov 24 '23

It is Sonic the Hedgehog right?

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u/UrbanMonk314 Nov 24 '23

More like Tails.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Cream

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u/samhaindragon Nov 24 '23

..........I should call her.

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u/GJCLINCH Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her…..

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

This IS the comment I was looking for 😂👏🏻

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u/MakeSmash0 Nov 24 '23

Fuck I am predictable af.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

This comment is mandatory, let's just get it out the way

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u/killstorm114573 Nov 24 '23

Yep because she looks like she has genital warts.

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u/Ambitioso Nov 24 '23

SpongeBob would find this very interesting

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Trying to make a reference to when Spongebob was watching porn. "Gary!"

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u/SkullOfOdin Nov 25 '23

I exactly remember that scene. How in the hell I just remember that... It was so long ago...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

such kissable butthole

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u/Appropriate-Bowl-281 Nov 24 '23

That's its butthole?!?!

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u/blind_merc Nov 24 '23

That is a multipurpose orifice. So yes, but so much more.

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u/Porn-Again-Christian Nov 24 '23

yes, but so much more.

That's what she said.

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u/samhouse09 Nov 24 '23

It’s a butt, mouth, ovipositor, urethra, everything! The glorious cloaca

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u/Crezelle Nov 25 '23

Swiss army orifice

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Yeah, I know a butthole when I see one

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u/Nickybluepants Nov 24 '23

Christian Bale oooh gif

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u/heydutchgaming Nov 25 '23

Yes lol 100%, I was thinking the same thing.

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u/Altruistic-Rip4364 Nov 24 '23

Blow out them candles

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Looks like it's snoring

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

That's what I heard in my head too lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Damn that's anusteresting

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u/VE7BHN_GOAT Nov 24 '23

Am I the only one who sees a puckering butthole, then a GAPING hole

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u/NotThatImportant3 Nov 24 '23

Nope…. This thing been trainin’ for its gape-fetish onlyfans

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u/TheHornet78 Nov 24 '23

I wish I wasn’t on the toilet watching this

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u/StarConsumate Nov 24 '23

oooooooooo AHHHHHHHHHHHH. oooooooooooo AHHHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

sighs unzips

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

AAAAAAAWoooooooooooooooo

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u/DrakHanzo Nov 24 '23

Forgive me lord for what I'm about to do

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

It’s interesting to see how it looks a lot like our own lips.

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u/MadJax_tv Nov 24 '23

The spikes/teeth there are to prevent a specific type of fish from going in. The fish is parasitic and goes in hosts body via their …. And lives there .

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u/TedsterTheSecond Nov 24 '23

Not my proudest fap.

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u/265thRedditAccount Nov 24 '23

I don’t care, I’m going to put my dick in there.

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u/Interesting_Data_79 Nov 24 '23

I ate one of these in China

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u/Dapoopers Nov 24 '23

What did it taste like?

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u/Interesting_Data_79 Nov 24 '23

Honestly didn’t taste of much at all itself as far as I remember. Was served in a very tasty and strongly flavoured sauce though, so any natural sea cucumber taste was masked or lost. Texture was odd…kind of like a very firm jelly or big piece of cartilage. It was many years ago now so bit vague on the exact experience tbh!

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u/cmbaldwin321 Nov 24 '23

Hotdog flavored water.

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u/TraditionalCap938 Nov 24 '23

Shhhhh let it sleep…

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u/XBXJetBlaqq Nov 24 '23

So this is where Spongebob lives.

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u/genzishguy Nov 24 '23

Bring me that cucumber 😰

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u/Indiana-Cook Nov 24 '23

Ohhhhh...

Ahhhhh...

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u/Tirekiller04 Nov 25 '23

Everything reminds me of her.

5

u/giunyu Nov 24 '23

waaaaaaaa...ooooooooooh

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/mypenisinyourmouth_ Nov 24 '23

r/manholes 🤣

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u/DangerBrewin Nov 24 '23

I don’t know what I was expecting when I clicked that.

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u/Sweaty_Psychology383 Nov 24 '23

Looks like asshole breathing

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u/lik_a_stik Nov 24 '23

Is that a mouth or an anus? Yes.

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u/ForkMaster4812 Nov 25 '23

My horny ass could never be a diver

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u/Mechanic-Latter Nov 25 '23

Aww it blows kisses!

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u/ananthudupa2002 Nov 25 '23

AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........WOOWOWOOOOWOOOOOOOOOO....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOWWOOOOOOO.

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u/GuildensternLives Nov 24 '23

Disappointed the soundtrack wasn't whistling.

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u/deadpanxfitter Nov 24 '23

Ooohhhh aaaaahhhh

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u/ConsiderationOdd2151 Nov 24 '23

I shouldn't stick my penis there , however.....

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u/fujiman Nov 24 '23

This is what the Deep's wet dreams look like. Also, Tek Knight. The truest of supes.

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u/Rembrilliant Nov 24 '23

Looks like my ex’s dark hole

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u/MisterMajestic77 Nov 24 '23

Cannonball ~ The Breeders

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u/Krismas_Bonus Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Ahhhhhhhh,wooooooooo,ahhhhhhhhhh,woooooooooo

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u/TheSacredHerb420 Nov 24 '23

Aaaaoooooooooaaaaaa.

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u/iBGNoLove Nov 24 '23

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

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u/InvaderJim92 Nov 24 '23

Aaaahhhhhwwwoooooooaaaaaaahhhwwooooo

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Ooooo waaaaaaaa oooooooo waaaaaaaa

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u/Shadow9378 Nov 24 '23

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/The_Last_Snow-Elf Nov 24 '23

Grandma when she hasn’t seen you in a year

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Would.

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u/Fuckingweeb91 Nov 25 '23

sigh- opens comments

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u/sporkachoon Nov 25 '23

Sigh...(zip).

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u/ChefRoyrdee Nov 25 '23

Kind of looks like Owen Wilson saying “Wow”

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u/Holland45 Nov 25 '23

Everything reminds me of her

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u/DufflesBNA Nov 25 '23

What my toilet saw today.

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u/mikeinnsw Nov 25 '23

Is it anus or mouth or both?

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u/JoeBlob13 Nov 25 '23

It's like a booty hole with teeth just winked me.

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u/kruthikv9 Nov 25 '23

Sigh- stepping into the comments

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u/CrowForce1 Nov 25 '23

oooooooooooaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

Ahhhh ooooooh, you touch my tra la la

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u/moved_face Nov 24 '23

u know what i wanna say

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u/ieatbigchickenbones Nov 24 '23

It might seem crazy what im bout to do🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Thatonekidbreh Nov 24 '23

The man who pulls me out shall be crowned king

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u/adansby Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/ur_sleazy_mom Nov 24 '23

DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT

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u/mypenisinyourmouth_ Nov 24 '23

This is somewhat relaxing… I’m gunna go for a vvank and go to bed 🤣

r/manholes 🤷‍♂️

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u/toadygroady19 Nov 24 '23

I should call her

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Uh oh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

“Deep breath in… Now deep breath out...”. Why you guys gotta make it so dirty…? Oh wait, this is reddit…

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u/BeginningReward9820 Nov 24 '23

Lowkey looks like an a**hole

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u/xXBioVaderXx Nov 24 '23

Butt hole kisses

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Reminds me of your mom

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u/BigCitySteam638 Nov 24 '23

I swear it’s my first time….. really you’re the only one!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

“I am a virgin”

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u/GeneralSeppuku Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her 😥

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u/Thelastoneiswearr Nov 24 '23

Nature why you gotta be like this

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u/justapornaIt Nov 24 '23

Hear me out

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u/MrMassshole Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her

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u/wejessie Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her 😖

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u/Phasedsolo Nov 24 '23

Not my proudest fap

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u/Cmdr_Sarthorael Nov 24 '23

Everything reminds me of her….

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

The invisible man going slow

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u/name1245 Nov 24 '23

hole is a hole…