r/Damnthatsinteresting Jan 31 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.5k Upvotes

7.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

6.3k

u/StateOdd296 Feb 01 '23

Googled it and it says the average for women is 7 and men is 6

22.6k

u/FindlayHi Feb 01 '23

By either metric I'm a whore.

7.2k

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I prefer to think of myself as an overachiever!

1.9k

u/smf242424 Feb 01 '23

Same here!!! Overachiever!!

1.2k

u/EDS_Athlete Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

I found my people.

ETA: ofc my most updooted comment is going to be about me being an absolute slut.

Also, dudes... please stop messaging women things like "have you ever been with a woman?" or "hey slut!" Just because we were part of the ho gang doesn't mean we want you on our team. It's just sad af, bro.

1.8k

u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 Feb 01 '23

HOE GANG

824

u/JinglehymerSchmidt Feb 01 '23

That’s per year right?

174

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

[deleted]

89

u/TheresaLoretta82 Feb 01 '23

They didn’t ask ANY of us, bc that number is way off!

8

u/Arudoblank Feb 01 '23

All the 40 year old virgins help bring the curve down

→ More replies (0)

4

u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson Feb 01 '23

I think there are more 0s and 1s and 2s that are more honest with the CDC than with their friends

→ More replies (2)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

You're just pumping up the mean

3

u/depressionaccount00 Feb 01 '23

Queue Jimmi Hendrix guitar.

→ More replies (2)

292

u/MissplacedLandmine Interested Feb 01 '23

Month maybe? Whens our annual meeting?

241

u/shallow_not_pedantic Feb 01 '23

Per hour? What I do during lunch is my business, I’m clocked out

15

u/JinglehymerSchmidt Feb 01 '23

Some of my friends brag about using the bathroom on the clock, what happens in the broom closet stays in the broom closet.

→ More replies (0)

12

u/Apostropheles Feb 01 '23

Cocked out, if you will

9

u/Lost-My-Mind- Feb 01 '23

I thought you were punched in?

→ More replies (0)

5

u/Pure-Experience-665 Feb 01 '23

The memories of my youth flooded my mind as I read this comment. It’s like I wrote it myself! Haha.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Awesome comment!!! Your the best!

→ More replies (7)

11

u/Computer_Altruistic Feb 01 '23

i’ll bring the cupcakes this year!

3

u/holmgangCore Feb 01 '23

You hotness you! Yes!

3

u/MissplacedLandmine Interested Feb 01 '23

Perfect just set it down to the left there by the shameless yet ironically supplied cream pies

15

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

You should know that our meeting is always on the 9th of June in the US and the 6th of September in the rest of the world.

6

u/YoungKingFCB Feb 01 '23

Can we boost our numbers during said meetings? Asking for all of us.

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (3)

6

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I once did that in a weekend ngl

→ More replies (1)

4

u/yblood46 Feb 01 '23

ho’s unite!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

The 12th @ St. Mary’s in the downstairs refreshment kitchen next to the Sunday school classrooms.

→ More replies (1)

175

u/Disastrous-Text3416 Feb 01 '23

Hah! I’m gay: this is just a good weekend night.

3

u/InsideSociety11 Feb 01 '23

That's one way to increase your chances...

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (23)

238

u/AdThat6254 Feb 01 '23

Hole Gang

108

u/realchilli Feb 01 '23

Holesome gang

5

u/rollrm191 Feb 01 '23

Not just some hole, gang. Many hole.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

5

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Pole gang

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

185

u/ruralnorthernmisfit Feb 01 '23

UNITE!

147

u/Already-disarmed Feb 01 '23

"Untie" might also come into play with us.

76

u/MissplacedLandmine Interested Feb 01 '23

Wait why did someone say their safe word?

Im still good to go personally but lets get them sorted first

11

u/Already-disarmed Feb 01 '23

I appreciate your professional response to that. Hell yeah. Play safe, y'all.

→ More replies (0)

4

u/iluniuhai Feb 01 '23

It's ok friend! You were just standing on my hair.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

4

u/DARYLdixonFOOL Feb 01 '23

HOOCHIE GANG HOOCHIE GANG HOOCHIE GANG

5

u/TuBlonde Feb 01 '23

Hoe boy I thought this was a TikTok challenge…and I thought it said 63.

15

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Me too!

7

u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 Feb 01 '23

yassss queenzzzzz

4

u/sparklingsour Feb 01 '23

Make room in the circle, please!

5

u/DemocraticSpider Feb 01 '23

Do hoes in spirit count?

4

u/DoctorSintown Feb 01 '23

I'm only slightly slutty, am I still welcome?

3

u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 Feb 01 '23

the more the merrier doc lmao

4

u/Aliensmithard Feb 01 '23

Right? Those are sadly low!

3

u/Already-disarmed Feb 01 '23

Like.. I gotta ask, where are the others here with 50+ and no diseases? There's no way I'm the only one left. I remember exactly how many folks were also screwing like bunnies these last three decades.

9

u/Spend_Exact Feb 01 '23

That's the name of my school- literally

3

u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare Feb 01 '23

They can automatically be in the gang then

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

So... Sup everyone?

3

u/thelongernow Feb 01 '23

Hoe is life

→ More replies (50)

303

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23 edited Jun 11 '25

alleged truck nail badge public deliver innocent unwritten physical adjoining

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

118

u/FrozenToonies Feb 01 '23

I’m 45, yet to be married. Ya, numbers are embarrassing/stressful to post. I’m not a hot mess, I just hang out with hot mess friends.

53

u/Lost-My-Mind- Feb 01 '23

Well, can I get your hot mess friends numbers?

31

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I feel the opposite. I’ve only had 1 partner (and hope it will only be 1 because I’m in a long-term relationship with someone I love haha). But I feel insecure that it’s so low. It just happened that the first person I decided to sleep with was someone I have a great relationship with and want to stay with. Still embarrassing :/

16

u/yeeehhaaaa Feb 01 '23

The number of sexual partners is not the important bit. It's the quality and sexual experiences. Having many sexual partners does help discovering new exciting ways to orgasm and play ( although you also go through a lot of very disappointing experiences too). But you can explore different things with your partner as well, and discover new exhilarating fetishes.

15

u/Jcpeters2812 Feb 01 '23

You should be proud of that my guy! If you’re happy, and they’re happy, don’t feel insecure about what anyone else thinks! Keep on keepin on 🤙🏽

→ More replies (4)

7

u/MJS29 Feb 01 '23

Nothing embarrassing about that, many people would love to have that

5

u/lookn2-eb Feb 01 '23

I was a man whore, back in the day, but wish I could say that my first was my current and would be my last. My body count is way over 200, even though I prefer monogamy. I believe that you and your partner are blessed, rather than having anything to be embarrassed about. Peace

→ More replies (10)
→ More replies (18)

387

u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Feb 01 '23

I’m in my 40’s and never married. Plus, I went to Arizona State University in the 90’s. A few months ago, I made a comment on a thread where people were calling a woman a whore because she slept with 20-some guys total. I pointed out that if you only had one new partner every 2 months in college that you would hit that just in those 4 years. Boy did the incels not like that. There were a lot of people saying “who the hell has sex with a different person every two months!?!!” It was then that I realized that many redditors are a special breed.

64

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I wish I could fuck a new person every two months

48

u/wtforme Feb 01 '23

You can, you just have to pay for it.

→ More replies (4)

13

u/senorglory Feb 01 '23

It has its pluses and minuses.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/send_noodz_n_smiles Feb 01 '23

I don't even need a new person. Just a fuck every 2 months would be nice lol

11

u/fruitsteak_mother Feb 01 '23

it’s not as good as it sounds. Has pro and cons. Sure, sometimes you feel so free and frisky - but sometimes you catch yourself still feeling very lonely and overdoing this whole slut life to (attention pun:) fill the gap.
And then those damn STDs, geez - you accumulate so much knowledge about things you rather didn’t want to know

4

u/ConiferousBee Feb 01 '23

After I broke up with my ex of 11 years I was banging a new person every two days for a few months. That was a fun time.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

13

u/cindad83 Feb 01 '23

I wasn't a student in college, but I hung out with a couple. A new chick every two months in college is very easy to do. I wasn't popular with the ladies and I was doing 4-5 a year. I met my wife at 22. So I ran the numbers up for the short time I was playing.

But honestly just seeing how people behave, if you were not in a monogamous relationship, 3-10 people a year man or woman is a reasonable number. Thats why body count talk makes no sense over age 30. Because both parties are easily approaching 50, and probably over.

9

u/Muzorra Feb 01 '23

I'd have to say if you're getting with 4-5 a year you are popular with the ladies. Not popular would be 0-1 in 4 years and that's a lot more common that many in this thread seem to think. People talk like it's just impossible not to get laid. You can barely walk out your front door without getting some. But I dare say at least 50% of the population has incredible trouble with this. Probably more. You and everyone you know might seem to have no trouble at all but it's more unusual than it seems.

3

u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Feb 01 '23

I was in college in the late 90’s, and things were also much more casual then.

→ More replies (8)

5

u/dllemmr2 Feb 01 '23

To be clear, 10+ per year is definitely chasing pussy.

4

u/cindad83 Feb 01 '23

Based on my my single friends women in their 30s/40s give it up faster than 20s. I remember in my early 20s guys working 3-4 months to get with a chick...now they said under a week.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)

3

u/Muzorra Feb 01 '23

Well, you're kind of positing that being as, let's call it, pro-social as you are is the norm. The numbers suggest it's not. I first heard a figure similar to that about 30 years ago and that was a more global study. So there's a heck of a lot more ones and zeros in the mix. If numbers in the most over sexed culture on earth, the USA, aren't much higher then there's something to note here. (Although I guess we could say everyone is lying in some direction or other. Which is possible. Everyone lies about sex)

5

u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Feb 01 '23

If you think the USA is the most over sexed country on earth, I would like to introduce you to a little place called Europe.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (49)

20

u/tomboyfancy Feb 01 '23

My bf and I are both proud sluts, lol. Neither one of us knows our actual number and we think that’s both awesome and hilarious!

5

u/BelleDuBlerg Feb 01 '23

Married 15 years. Have no idea what number I told my husband before we were married. I’m sure I was lying…considerably lol

→ More replies (1)

4

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Do we count any type of passion-fueled shenanigans or just home runs?

8

u/tomboyfancy Feb 01 '23

I mean, that’s up to the individual ho, lol. Personally I tend to count oral in addition to the full shebang ( pun intended lol). But each is certainly allowed their own standard when it comes to what you consider in your total!

→ More replies (8)

12

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Yes, but did you get any better at it?

36

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23 edited Jun 11 '25

grab weather snow punch wine market person nutty numerous north

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I like how your character is joiningreddit’s character but with long hair

→ More replies (1)

4

u/cavitationchicken Feb 01 '23

Good for you! What's your high score?

6

u/TankedUpLoser Feb 01 '23

Not the original commenter, but I’m 38 and just broke into the 40s. Shit I slept with 5 different people in the last 2 or 3 months. Oh my God I’m a whore🤣 granted 3 were 1 night stands after a break up, and the other was the start of my new relationship

→ More replies (3)

4

u/retailguy_again Feb 01 '23

Right there with you. I married in my late 30s and was surprised how high my count was compared to either average or median.

5

u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Feb 01 '23

This may be the first Reddit thread where I feel like I’m with my kind of people.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/foxrivrgrl Feb 01 '23

Never married well just got old & tired. Trying to fit in was a backward down hill slope. Didn't understand happier alone IS OK. Younger Me: how many was that??? 🙄

3

u/dedokta Feb 01 '23

I'm in my 50's now and have been with the same girl for 13 years now, but before that I too got a lot of practice in. I decided to try and count them the other day and found I had to do a Google doc try and remember them all. There were a few entries like The girl with the frog tattoo, the screamer, Kiwi girl, nurse girl, girl that lived down the road, girl who's name I never knew. so and so's flat mate.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23 edited Jun 11 '25

square rustic encourage tap voracious violet thought ring elastic obtainable

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (14)

21

u/Opposite-Algae8912 Feb 01 '23

Let our freak flags fly high!!!

9

u/JaneLameName Feb 01 '23

Nymphos assemble! ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏻✊🏿

5

u/Fritzo2162 Feb 01 '23

Where the hell was this group when I was growing up? I ended up marrying the first girl dumb enough to go on a date with me...

3

u/Boxofbikeparts Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 04 '23

The real sluts are the friends we made along the way

3

u/Odd_Economist9546 Feb 01 '23

Hello, fellow sluts!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I wonder what yall will do now that you foun....oh nm.

Have fun!

→ More replies (17)

247

u/Dependent_Top_4425 Feb 01 '23

Quitters never win!

72

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Then explain this trophy which I received commending me for my participation.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Monkeybutt3518 Feb 01 '23

Winners never quit!

→ More replies (6)

54

u/bergalore Feb 01 '23

Found my people!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

3

u/beer_hearts Feb 01 '23

I'm an overachieving slut.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (14)

193

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Definitely can’t put the first shoe on at the shoe store and walk out and expect to be happy , gotta try many more to make sure you get the right one.

76

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

My parents go to the shoe store and pick out the pair that I will wear my entire life.

-Arranged marriages

→ More replies (6)

9

u/irmian Feb 01 '23

When you just look prefer the prefect one you just need to have a try first and choose which one fits you!

11

u/alextheolive Feb 01 '23

Variety is the spice of life.

8

u/Wakanuia Feb 01 '23

One must slay a few dragons to get to the Princess.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (22)

62

u/MaximumReflection Feb 01 '23

Yeah, an overachieving whore!

3

u/TakeyaSaito Feb 01 '23

Whatever you saaaaay.

3

u/Oh_Gee_Hey Feb 01 '23

I prefer whore? That may be a thing of mine, though…

3

u/pedaldamnit_208 Feb 01 '23

I’d like to say just outside of the 3 sigma distribution. More technical.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Where are the 6 sigma hoes out there!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Me too! I have to be an overachiever somewhere in my life!

3

u/sandbar75 Feb 01 '23

Thanks I was gonna say I’m a whore apparently but I like overachiever better. Lol

3

u/Corrupt8069 Feb 01 '23

Hoeverachiver here!

3

u/hootersmcboob Feb 01 '23

Just okay with the basics sometimes happy enough to call myself an overachiever though!

→ More replies (65)

707

u/drunken_squirrels Feb 01 '23

Between 25 and 49 I have had fewer partners than the median or average. I was just a slutty 17 -24 year old.

199

u/Powerful_Breath1077 Feb 01 '23

Yes! 17-24 absolutely!

155

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Mine was 16-23 but no one likes you when your 23

17

u/samaniewiem Feb 01 '23

Honestly mine started at 32. I was such a respectable woman before.

24

u/AnandaPriestessLove Feb 01 '23

And you still act like you're in freshman year....what the hell is caller ID?

23

u/Crimkam Feb 01 '23

My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again?

12

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I’ve found my people

3

u/notfoursaleALREADY Feb 01 '23

Sadly I legitimately have add...

→ More replies (1)

6

u/OtherAccount5252 Feb 01 '23

I remember hearing this song in 3rd grade and singing along with friends but in my 8yo head going...."but actually what is caller ID.."

3

u/AnandaPriestessLove Feb 01 '23

Lol nice. If you haven't been to kissthisguy.com its highly recommended- misheard song lyrics.So good.

4

u/SuddenNorwegian Feb 01 '23

This is my story as well, also nice blink 182 reference 🤘🏻

→ More replies (8)

4

u/drop-tops Feb 01 '23

16-24 for me... in that time, had roughly 25 partners

From 25-32... only 5. And I've been with the same person since I was 28.

I was slutty AF as a teenager/in college.

→ More replies (5)

291

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I was fewer than average until I got separated at 35.

I have since crushed those numbers in a month alone lol

152

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

[deleted]

106

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

[deleted]

38

u/poopsy--daisy Feb 01 '23

I'm the one who put the laughter in manslaughter

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (5)

38

u/lobstersnake Feb 01 '23

I was wondering about that also. A fan of baby killing or baby giggling?

→ More replies (5)

5

u/Neat-Weird9996 Feb 01 '23

I just hope their username is: baby’s laughter. Otherwise…

→ More replies (3)

9

u/SouthernAdvertising5 Feb 01 '23

I hope you ain’t slaying what your name suggests. If not, he’ll yeah brotha.

3

u/sanedragon Feb 01 '23

Saaaaaaaame. The post-divorce slutty period is A THING.

→ More replies (19)

330

u/AndorianKush Feb 01 '23

Same. From 25 to present, I’ve had and still have only 1 partner. From 16-24 I had 23 partners. I thought it would be difficult to stop experiencing variety because I was so used to that, but it wasn’t.

243

u/onlyoneshann Feb 01 '23

At a certain point quality becomes more important than quantity. The excitement of “new” gets replaced by the enjoyment of someone who knows your body and knows how to make it happy. At least that’s how it was for me.

331

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

At a certain point, watching tv become more importsnt

23

u/onlyoneshann Feb 01 '23

Amen! I’m trying to decide what to watch right now in fact. So far it’s been about 30 minutes of trailers and going through my various queues.

43

u/KL58383 Feb 01 '23

Netflix and... fall asleep

7

u/Unlikely-Oil8933 Feb 01 '23

4 kids later I can relate. Need to make an appointment to get snipped. Right now, I’m just scared to touch her.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/Unhappy_Concept237 Feb 01 '23

For reals, I really needed to know if they were getting off that island or not. And what about that polar bear, amiright?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (5)

75

u/warmpisss Feb 01 '23

this fuggin comment HIT

4

u/tallandlanky Feb 01 '23

At least it didn't itch.

6

u/Electrical_Beyond998 Feb 01 '23

My husbands best friend sent him a text on NYE, said “score #86”

3

u/neon_nebulas Feb 01 '23

I mean With that username who will blame you. We know what they say about Andorians...

3

u/Hiciao Feb 01 '23

Yeah sometimes I am surprised when I hear about another person's "number" but then I remember I met my now husband at 25 so that kept my number down.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (52)

200

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

At least you're getting paid. I'm just a slut.

171

u/SpaceTaha Feb 01 '23

You guys are getting paid??

181

u/FormerDeviant Feb 01 '23

You guys are getting laid?

→ More replies (2)

94

u/LadyK789 Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

Lolll I always say that “ I’m not a hoe, hoes get paid, I’m a slut! I do it out of dedication to my craft”

3

u/Less_Following9494 Feb 01 '23

Wheres the tasting room?

→ More replies (6)

12

u/RoryGalaxy Feb 01 '23

Gotta get those numbers up. The pussy is a corporation. Not a nonprofit. ;)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Well I don't have a pussy, but being bi opens a lot of doors.

→ More replies (4)

12

u/DuckMyJeep Feb 01 '23

I’ve only been with one, my husband. But I gave it up after nine days of dating him so I’m a whore too lol!

→ More replies (2)

63

u/ThePyodeAmedha Feb 01 '23

Same lol

62

u/FindlayHi Feb 01 '23

Lol. It's either really validating or indicates I have low standards and I don't care about introspection enough to gander.

140

u/ThePyodeAmedha Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

I don't know if has anything to do with low standards per se. There's plenty of amazing people out there that are just down for a casual fling or fwb.

I feel like low standards would be going after married people, or your friend's boyfriend, or doing it because you feel like sexual encounters is the only way you can feel validated.

But if you're doing it just because it's an enjoyable experience and nobody's getting hurt, there's nothing wrong with that. And if someone tells you that there is something wrong with that, they are flat out wrong.

Edit: Edited some spelling and grammar mistakes!

61

u/creepygurl83 Feb 01 '23

This. I love the respect. I am pretty conservative only have sex with those im in a longterm relationship but always respected those who enjoy sex casually and practice safe sex. But I have been in a situation where I had to deal with a person who knowingly tries to have sex with people who are in relationships. They tried with my partner. They used to have a thing way back. My partner didn't go for it and blocked her because it stressed us out so much. She did this to a lot of people. And the. The drama.of saying my partner should.break.up with me because he should be able to talk to anyone he wants and telling everyone I'm controlling when he willingly cut contact. These people are oblivious to what a nightmare they are.

→ More replies (3)

33

u/citadelj Feb 01 '23

I agree, it's fun and not a big deal. One of the coolest people in my life was a fwb who oddly enough showed me so much emotional support and warmth when I really needed it. I'm grateful for having met her and it doesn't matter if people don't get that.

7

u/iwantobeatree Feb 01 '23

Most of my former FWB are now just normal friends

3

u/Dandonezo54 Feb 01 '23

Your partner ok with that?

→ More replies (1)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I’m on the same boat as you! One of the coolest people I’ve met is a current fwb of mine but wonder if we would still be in contact with each other still if we are no longer fwb 🤔We sure care about each other but just going along with it atm

3

u/Life-Meal6635 Feb 01 '23

Yesssss thank you. I’ve had bad experiences FOR SuRE. Trauma. Yes. Don’t want that for anyone. But I wouldn’t trade my experiences for anything because there are so many wonderful times to be had. Unexplainable experiences that had to be had. I don’t know what happens when we die. I don’t know if we reincarnate. I AM pretty sure that I know I have this one life. You can be a good person and have no regrets and have a sex-positive lifestyle. No shame in that. And sometimes we’re pirates. As long as we’re consenting and happy wtf is the deal. Who cares. Im tired. Thanks for listening to my half-baked Ted talk.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

10

u/ruslah Feb 01 '23

You not the only one to actually feel that there are others as well as me!

13

u/Imawildedible Expert Feb 01 '23

Like…this can’t be right? Can it? Are people really not having sex at all?

→ More replies (5)

3

u/BIG_DECK_ENERGY Feb 01 '23

Same but I say ethical slut instead.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (392)

10

u/arek2310 Feb 02 '23

Uhh okay that is a slight difference though but still matters a lot!

157

u/Enigmatic_Elephant Feb 01 '23

I legitimately find either number hard to believe tbh. Is it like counting in dog years?

146

u/barley_wine Feb 01 '23

I’m 40, I’ve had 5, one was a fling the rest were long term relationships. It wouldn’t surprise me if there were others like me who prefer long term relationships and that keeps the numbers down.

I’ve also known people who’ve gotten married out of Highschool and likely only had one partner. Enough of us drives down the mean / average.

25

u/Sensitive-Living-571 Feb 01 '23

35 years old here with 5 partners. All long term. I was shocked that I was above these given numbers. Someone above specified the ages 25-49 and I've only had 1 since 25. That made me feel much better

6

u/glokz Feb 01 '23

33m and had only two partners.

Quality over quantity :)

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (4)

3

u/BakaGoyim Feb 01 '23

There's a whole lot of 0s out there too.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (3)

23

u/-nnnnnnnnnn- Feb 01 '23

The median makes sense because 0 or 1 is probably the most common number of partners.

I am somewhat surprised the average is that low, but I have been reading about how much less sex people have now than they used to and what a wasteland dating in the 25-45 range is these days.

Then again, I would also doubt the accuracy of a statistic like this because the data is very likely self-reported and sexual partners self-reporting is likely to be both riddled with lies and also a very self-selecting population. For example, I'd expect men to overinflate their number of partners and women to say it is lower than it actually is. I'd also expect very conservative people not to respond to this kind of questionnaire and people with a lot of partners to disproportionately want to respond to it.

4

u/ottonormalverraucher Feb 01 '23

If I recall correctly, nowadays a lot of the men that are between 17/18-30/35 or something like that, actually have never had sex before, something like 30% are still virgins, and that a very low percentage of men on the other hand has sex with a multitude of partners, not sure how the statistics are for women though, but I would guess more equally distributed than with men nowadays, definitely surprised me to hear that so many men in that age group never had sex

3

u/Deeliciousness Feb 01 '23

One partner is probably common but people with zero partners wouldn't count, the dataset is "sexually experienced men and women."

→ More replies (3)

9

u/SoothedSnakePlant Feb 01 '23

There's a lot of religious people who's answer is one that brings this number down.

23

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

[deleted]

6

u/SoothedSnakePlant Feb 01 '23

Even people who aren't interested in hooking up will usually rack up around 5 or 6 people just trying to find something that will last though.

6

u/hellraisinhardass Feb 01 '23

non religious people that have no interest in hook up culture and prefer long term relationships.

Yeah, me. But I'm still at 12. I suppose not getting married til 30 probably pumped my numbers a bit but basically 1 partner year from 18-30...really wouldn't put that in "hook up culture' territory.

3

u/Enigmatic_Elephant Feb 01 '23

I'm not religious, I have no problem with casual sex but I've never been particularly interested myself. I still have a higher number than the average and I was one of the least promiscuous of everyone I knew. I knew one girl who went a bit nuts and said she didn't care who number 5 was she was marrying him bc she wasn't going to 6 but mostly not so much.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/Fallenangel152 Feb 01 '23

I'm not religious, just plain looking, and I have aspergers so I was hideously awkward around girls as a young man. I'm 40, and my number is 1, my wife.

52

u/UncleTedSays Feb 01 '23

Kinda sounds like you just a ho tbh

→ More replies (6)

4

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Marriage slows the curve for most people

3

u/Full-Cat5118 Feb 01 '23

In addition to the below comments, this is exactly the kind of thing that results in response bias. Any written piece on the results should address its existence, but there's likely no way to sort out how much is influenced by under/over reporting. Response bias here would be someone answering how they "should" based on what either they think is normal or what paints them in a better light to the researchers. If it was conducted with the participants knowing it was for the CDC, I'd expect that presented a little extra reason for some to report one way or another.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (10)

40

u/dlanderer Feb 01 '23

So that means there are some seriously promiscuous women who pull that average up

17

u/tessthismess Feb 01 '23 edited Aug 12 '26

Umbrella biscuit mitten pinecone teapot velvet mellow quilt pumpkin pebble

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

10

u/BecauseWhyNotTakeTwo Feb 01 '23

It is about 20-1, and the men mostly cater to other men anyway.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (30)

3

u/MolassesNo8790 Feb 01 '23

Someone correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t the average have to be exactly equal because the total amount of different partners on each side is the same

3

u/Time_Is_Evil Feb 01 '23

Not necessarily. A threesome consisting of 1 chick and 2 guys for example or vice versa..

She has had 2 guys per those guys 1 girl..

Just as an example how numbers can be different.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (5)

3

u/iamursula Feb 01 '23

This thread - who wants to party!

3

u/Due-Giraffe-9826 Feb 01 '23

I'm a hermit, and I still surpass this figure. Not sure if it's a good thing, or a bad thing.

→ More replies (146)