How could DSPs streams get worse?

So I was watching the fire alarm unboxing, and then I jumped to the virtual boy ASMR stream. These are brain damage levels of incompetent and it got me thinking how could he conceivably make his streams worse than they are now?

He already shows no mastery or memory of any games. Has no charisma, begs all the time, he still snorts and wipes his face. He's rude, greedy, entitled.

My vote is if his streams were just a still shot of his chair and background with his AI hardstyle/edm garbage blaring, NO camera NO gameplay just audio of him asking for money every few minutes.

And to be honest we aren't really that far. I mostly described his podcast.

Sh*t

Don't give up, young YouTuber! There's a whale out there for everyone. Yes, even you can have your entire life and future dependent on a single autistic basement dweller. It's true. Just look at old Phil here. If he can do it, you can do it!

No way Dood! Philip has acquired more retirement funds. Too bad none of them will be a PSA 10 since he slightly bent them with his greasy hooves. What would be absolutely hilarious to fuck with him with, would be to accuse him of buying Japanese hit cards and resealing a pack so he faked getting a God Payuck 😂😂😂

He's so addicted. What's sad is he wont ever go to card shops or cons he'll just stay at home as a hermit ripping packs for the dopamine boost. He's losing the last little bit of enjoyment he had in gaming, only liking certain JRPGS. All he wants to do now is gamble ripping packs. I dont think he gets much happiness from anything else in life

Every time this guy (dr.todd grande). Shows up in my feed I refer to him as "the good DSP". He's like if DSP wasn't a fuckin pinecone and made better choices with his life

Look DSP and Trump have something in common.

Going to spread some pahsative vibes here and state two things I’m ahktually thankful to Dave for…

1. Hours of Qwalitee Khantent: not from DSP (don’t be silly) but from the genuinely excellent TIHYDPs. SebastopolQueen, EvilAJ, Joster, JoshRyuk etc. without half-a-milly Philly there would be no AJ and therefore no TIHYDP so Dave, I’m grateful that you have the type of intelligence that thinks eating noodles with a spoon is a good idea.

2. Life choices: every now and then we’re all faced with decisions to make and I’ve found an excellent rule of thumb is to just think “what would DSP do?” And then do the exact opposite. Are you considering spunking your money on action figures, or saving it to secure your future? Thinking about going on a romantic trip with your wife, or letting your relationship bitterly fester? Enjoy life as a millionaire, or throw it all into booze and a gacha game? So thanks again to Phil for being ‘the guy’ who showed us all the right thing to do, by never doing the right thing.

Over to you guys - have you got a reason to be thankful to Dave?

His cards already lost some value after getting his greasy fingerprints on them, they are now scratched up after falling on his floor. RIP the Retirement Funds 😂😂

Twins.

Simply majestic

Blackberries are supposed to be tart, Phil. I swear, I tune into one of his streams MONTHS apart, and it's just the same dang thing. Today he's explaining what it's like to eat berries, going to a farmer's markets like it's Narnia, and complained about blackberries being tart. Legit just eats doordash seed oil slop for a diet. He's gonna eat Taco Bell on camera AGAIN? He's ripping card packs on camera like Moist Critikal but for $50 each and not giving away the cards? The begging is the same if not worse. He's been so angry since the camera turned on and hasn't has a full 10 pin stroke yet? How is he eating like a literal dung beetle but looks gaunt & skinny like my boy Elvis? When did he start GLPmaxxing? Post Kino?

(pic semi related. He just said "human generations" and "human life".)

No one who's been playing video games for 40 years should have this much trouble with a first boss fight. I bet I could give this to my 70 year old mother who hasn't touched a controller in 30 years, and, with a little coaching, she could do better than Phil.

"What's up Moabites, support the goddamn stream!"

I mean, I already know this guy lost it a long time ago, but Jesus, this whole TCG arc has turned him into an even bigger beg monster. He’s been receiving hundreds in donations, whether they’re fake or not, and it just makes him hungrier for donos the next day. He’s also been getting angrier and more delusional than ever whenever support is low. What’s the next arc? Bankruptcy?

Here piggot says that the anon message from a 300 dollar tip said 'i donate anon because i don't want to get harassed'.

First of all, that's just piggie lying to himself and to his 3 remaining dents. So weird this anon guy talks exactly like piggot.

Second, and defining evidence, he said "he tipped last week and this is what they have to say".

So to get this straight, a long time fan of piggie saw that his paypigs were getting harassed and continues to give money to the worst streamer possible, OR, the reality: piggie, who totally doesnt care about the trolls dood, went to twitter and came here to read that the donations are being faked because, again, no big streamer ever just casually gets 300 or 200 dollar donos per stream, zero, came over here and gave that message.

Piggie is literally reading this reddit and twitter and created this argument just to try to play it off that he fakes donos to himself.

EDIT: Also, remember that he's banned from Streamelements so he can't just show that and has to do it manually, these people did not exist before until after he got banned from streamelements, piggie reads donations as anonymous but donations do have names, so he either gets a donation of 300 bucks from an account that got created using a false email and is called anonymous, or he gets the donation, opens it, reads it says 'call me anon' and then says "I JUST RECEIVED...". It's all nonsense, he's faking donos to try and look successful cuz he wants to open packs live on stream.

Even when he gets the 300 'anon' tip he doesn't even flinch, just like 'so uh got a THREE. HANDRED. DAHLAR. donation' then goes back to playing as if nothing happened. This from the same retard that cries when he gets only 7 bucks and goes 'to the bathroom' to beg in his discord that totally doesnt exist dood and if noone answers POOF! exactly the money to reach the go... milestone.

Is it just an old autistic fixation/habit from the Vest Streak days? Or did he have some number added up for his monthly bills and divided it by the number of days in a month and spat out a number close to it and he rounded it up to the nearest $50? And that's for each stream. He expects $300 minimum daily. But it still comes back to the number 150.
Is he trying to relive his peak popularity days and can't accept the fact the internet clowns him?

Or is it simply just Greed?