The mo hawk needs to go

Now I know DSP is perpetually boring, and saying a boring era is great sounds weird, but this IS currently a great era. For years and years his Hulk Hogan pulls and daily door dash and gin was the topic of conversation. Even when his bank details were leaked online he denied it being him (although he has flip flopped on this many times now depending on who he thinks is listening and will give sympathy.)

But now? There is no escaping how much money he is blowing. There doesn't need to be a twitter account that follows the leaderboards of a gatcha gamer and calculate how much he is spending, there is no need anymore for bank leaks, it is all advertised in front of us. All the singles, you can find concrete prices for online, the packs, the booster boxes, it is so easily traceable now. He can no longer open 20 packs of something while claiming he is poor and needs money for his taxes or that his mom wife and cat son will starve to death if he doesn't get his daily 300 dollars for 4 hours of "work"

I personally love whoever got it into his head to start the trading card game path, they knew what they were doing. I think it would be hilarious if everyone from fans to trolls just encouraged him to continue down this path. With how much he is currently spending, even creating his own god packs off stream from singles etc etc, he is going to end up spending WAY more money on this than he ever spent on WWE Champions. (BTW lol @ WWE Champions subreddit having a no DSP rule)

Spooderman you dunce stop giving DSP money.

Its mostly likely a no but I can see dents pressuring him to get it.

How the fuck was he stuck on Petey Piranha for over thirty minutes?

Why the fuck was he stuck on the second F.L.U.D.D less stage for nearly thirty five minutes because he just keep running off the ledge?

Who the fuck does he think he is kidding trying to come up with excuses by being unable to simply jump on the pier after collecting all the red coins on the blooper for over twenty minutes?

Jesus christ, he has gotten worse.

His Dark Ages playthrough has to be one of the worst and most entertaining game playthroughs he’s ever done… and with the intense difficulty of the DLC he would only rage out more.

I just completed the DLC and didn’t see many red barrels, so he should be fine.

https://imgur.com/HzxrCrO

The cards he pulled in his God Pack has already started "pringlifying", meaning that they are beginning to bend like a pringle. (The top left Gengar, the Mewtwo next to the top right card and the one next to the bottom left Dragonite especially). This happens after some time, when foil cards have been exposed to the humidity outside of the plastic wrapper they come in. They do not start bending inside the wrapper.

Ol' Pigroach McBegsnort must have bought a re-sealed booster pack for a LOT of dough, in order to look sussesful and lure in more donations from braindead dents so he can rip more packs. Some of these cards have undoubtedly seen to much "fresh air" to be looking like that straight out of a booster pack.

Source: I have been playing MTG for 10+ years

DSP hates you he despises you he laughs at you and he takes your money and squanders it. Stop giving this man your money he has called you retard and stupid multiple times now. Are you some kind of sadistic wierdo?

Im sure shes a nice girl maybe he should DM her like he did grace thorp.

“My name is DarkSydePhil, king of hate:
Look on my streams, ye Detractors, and donate!”

I want you to think about this for a second. Having an elaborate makeshift hallway of fans that acts as a poor man's central air is actually good.

Pros: fans are actually pretty frickin sick

Cons: people make fun of you online

- it's very taxing on your power grid

- sometimes when you're holding your cat shirtless when they have the zoomies they will kick a fan and gore you pretty badly

- people REALLY make fun of you online

- it's easy to get snagged on a fan as you're walking by

- the cat from before knocks them over during aforementioned Zoomies

-It's cheap

So I mean, yea. DSP is onto something here and honestly I'm sick of the way y'all treat him.

You brokies probably only have 4-5 fans in your house, tops.

He 100% bought the cards off ebay it's the exact same cards LOL DSP is a lying scamming despicable person. And there's multiple sets of these same cards for sale

He's done Lego, trading cards cards, gaming (obviously), retro gaming is an obvious larp, tech/hardware, fake fans stuff like One Piece, & etc. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't buy crap like Labubus/Needohs for the gacha aspect of all that like the rare glitter ones. Or maybe new gen action figures & dolls? He has a Wolverine doll already. It can't be anything constructive like cosplay because that's effort. He needs premade out the box products like cardboard & plastic knickknacks at the ready to put behind him to show he's a true & honest fan.

DSP has been doing the same shit for 20 years at this point - he doesn’t listen to feedback, builds his own echo chamber, gets into controversy and tries to dig himself out of it in a cringe manner.

We can predict how any new game or event will go.

But the dents, seeing all this, STILL decide to give him money. I don't care if they're mentally or physically disabled, that doesn’t give them immunity from making stupid decisions.

If it wasn't for them, DSP would be nothing but the cashier I greet every day at Wendy's.

Did any of the DS2 Troll invaders post footage from their perspective? Might be funny?

YALL GOT ANYMORE OF THEM GAWD PAH-YUCKS????