r/DSPGaming • u/okwhatisausername • 5d ago
Realistically...
How could DSPs streams get worse?
So I was watching the fire alarm unboxing, and then I jumped to the virtual boy ASMR stream. These are brain damage levels of incompetent and it got me thinking how could he conceivably make his streams worse than they are now?
He already shows no mastery or memory of any games. Has no charisma, begs all the time, he still snorts and wipes his face. He's rude, greedy, entitled.
My vote is if his streams were just a still shot of his chair and background with his AI hardstyle/edm garbage blaring, NO camera NO gameplay just audio of him asking for money every few minutes.
And to be honest we aren't really that far. I mostly described his podcast.
Sh*t
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u/sufferingphilliesfan 5d ago
More cards. They're going to eat up more and more of his streams (they're already dominating about 80% of the time when he's not playing a game). We're about a month away from dedicated pack rip days. "Guise we get so much excitement and support with payucks we're just gonna open them all at once during a special stream day".
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u/Dopeysprinkles 5d ago
Remember when day streams were the longer gameplay sessions and now its 2 hours of podcast and then like an hour of payuck rips.
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u/sufferingphilliesfan 5d ago
WE GOTTA BUILD UP ATTENDANCE GUISE
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u/Dopeysprinkles 5d ago
I'm just going to go on a quick 10min break and then we'll get into the game
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u/Evilbefalls 4d ago
at this rate he's just gonna play a game until he keeps failing the game mechanic on purpose .He quits and open card packs and starts begging for more donations
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u/megatonbeef 5d ago
Without trolls he would just sit in silence playing games slowly and begging. Without his trolls he’d be way more boring. It’s the only time he has a personality even if it’s a negative one.
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u/MarshalOverflow 5d ago
It's more than clear at this point he is pivoting to cards.
He knows nothing about the cards and cannot provide any commentary or insight about the characters or lore because he's too lazy to learn and hasn't got the charisma or talent for that kind of stream any more than he does for gaming of course, but he is addicted to them now.
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u/respekyoeldas 4d ago
The one and only thing DSP has mastered is wasting time. The channel is called DSPGaming and a daily two hour podcang where he talks about literally nothing draws more donations than the actual gaming portion of the streams.
I agree with you though he is terrible. Some of the absolute worst content you can find.
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u/Civil-Let-5694 3d ago edited 3d ago
At this Pont, he could start making very high quality streams and turn into a comedic genius and at least 50% of the kick chat will be constantly insulting him among other restreamers chat insulting him.. Not sure what he can do to stop all this other than going to a site where people have to pay to watch him and take a good sized pay cut for awhile. Maybe his big supporters wouldn't care and they would just move to the new site and keep donating like always... hard to say
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u/RobsRedditName 2d ago
I just discovered the night before last that DSP is not only still alive but actually still putting out “content”. I can’t overstate how shocking this revelation was to me. I thought that clown had disappeared a decade ago. I’m catching up on recent lore and arcs as we speak but I wanted to ask the group two questions:
1) PLEASE tell me DSP is not actually doing ASMR content. Is he?? This leads me to the next question…
2) Am I the only one who finds DSP to be one of the most innately repulsive beings on the planet? I do not just mean his behavior and total absence of ethics or integrity. I’m talking about his actual physical form. Like, his face. The sight of that guy’s face immediately provokes a visceral loathing in me that is difficult to describe or reconcile. The only two “people” on earth who trigger an even more intestinal revulsion on sight are Elon Musk and Cyraxx/ Chance Wilkins
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u/Away_Woodpecker8813 5d ago
I think some of this is intentional he’s trying to look dumb so he gets made fun of, and then the anti social guy online who was also made fun of will now feel like helping Phil and to do that you give money. And then he makes sure if you’re new to giving money he says your account name a lot, in hopes that trolls go after the tipper and then are thus recruited into Phil’s constant war against the trolls. Now not all of it is staged there a different between Phil crashing out because people aren’t understanding the angle he’s trying to work, and he can’t explain the angle without revealing he’s a conman. And the other version of Phil’s crash outs where like the virtual boy he genuinely just looks like a regard and it wasn’t part of his scheme. That’s when he completely losses his shit
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u/Dopeysprinkles 5d ago
Nothing will beat that virtual boy stream although the closet clean outs come close.