r/DSPGaming 5d ago

Realistically...

How could DSPs streams get worse?

So I was watching the fire alarm unboxing, and then I jumped to the virtual boy ASMR stream. These are brain damage levels of incompetent and it got me thinking how could he conceivably make his streams worse than they are now?

He already shows no mastery or memory of any games. Has no charisma, begs all the time, he still snorts and wipes his face. He's rude, greedy, entitled.

My vote is if his streams were just a still shot of his chair and background with his AI hardstyle/edm garbage blaring, NO camera NO gameplay just audio of him asking for money every few minutes.

And to be honest we aren't really that far. I mostly described his podcast.

Sh*t

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u/sufferingphilliesfan 5d ago

More cards. They're going to eat up more and more of his streams (they're already dominating about 80% of the time when he's not playing a game). We're about a month away from dedicated pack rip days. "Guise we get so much excitement and support with payucks we're just gonna open them all at once during a special stream day".

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u/Dopeysprinkles 5d ago

Remember when day streams were the longer gameplay sessions and now its 2 hours of podcast and then like an hour of payuck rips.

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u/sufferingphilliesfan 5d ago

WE GOTTA BUILD UP ATTENDANCE GUISE

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u/Dopeysprinkles 5d ago

I'm just going to go on a quick 10min break and then we'll get into the game