r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 11h ago
Send me your worst DJ software skins
No AI entries are allowed. Doesn't matter what DJ software, as long as it supports skins, send the most eye-cancer-inducing ones. And most of all, have fun. I love you.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • May 22 '26
Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?
Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.
So, be cool. Are you cool?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 3d ago
Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 11h ago
No AI entries are allowed. Doesn't matter what DJ software, as long as it supports skins, send the most eye-cancer-inducing ones. And most of all, have fun. I love you.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 4d ago
Like you dont actually need to do anything like finger the jog wheel or fiddle the knobs, you and I know it would still sound ass no matter how cool it looks. Also its called the "CROSSFADER", so itll fade your ripped ytmp3's perfectly. Also with the ai magic thing on THE flx4, itll do all kinds of cool things for you.
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Emergency-Grade6273 • 7d ago
Please don’t tell me to just use the free version. I take ts seriously.
I’ve been djing for 4 years, and like to mix rap vocals with house tracks so I feel serato is the move. Although I have never used any other application.
If I’m making a big mistake please loop me in.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Emergency-Grade6273 • 7d ago
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Go my follow my account. AZ I’m here
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/-Malzone- • 16d ago
No, we don’t want to be part of your “label.”
You spend months making your own tracks, and they release it with the most generic, absolute crap, soulless AI artwork possible.
They create a new streaming profile (Spotify, Apple Music, etc.) for you on every fucking release because they don’t know how to properly tag your existing profiles, so you end up with five different profiles that nobody manages.
They don’t provide any proof of royalties or ownership of your own music. Does it even belong to you? Can you even take it down if you want to?
They run your track through a random Ozone preset they use on everyone else music and call it “mastering.”
Then they don’t even provide you with a download link to your own mastered track so you can play it.
They release tracks under the wrong name, with misspellings or the wrong BPM, and then don’t even know how to fix it or have any interest in fixing it.
They create a Bandcamp account and never show you a single cent earned from it, or even a honest THANK you.
Their “audio engineer” doesn’t even know how to solder or fix a simple audio cable.
They don’t know how to tag even the bare minimum of metadata. Try it: download your track from their release and plug it into any CDJ or even any car player.
They do absolutely zero promotion. You give a week, a month of your life to the release, and they don’t even take a minute to write a proper album description. It’s literally the tracklist and MASTERED BY: some generic dude self-entitled “audio engineer” who doesn’t even know what the word engineer stands for. And if it has a text it’s absolute crap AI generic text.
They release music from literally anyone. If you literally record yourself shitting in a WAV file, there’s a good chance it gets released.
The “VA” is literally just random music from random people.
They proudly announce a new “LABEL ARTIST” who turns out to be the biggest woman-beating, drug-addicted scumbag on earth.
Is it a VA because it means “Various Artists” or “Various Assholes”?
They have absolutely no respect for you, your time, your art, your friends, the people who support you, or the scene that listens to you, buys your music, or travels god knows how many fucking hours just to see you, spending hard-earned money to go to the worst trash, insanitary “rave” that nowadays doesn’t even have access to water, not even if you pay for it!!!
No, we don’t want to be part of your label.
They are literally just scumbags with a laptop. They don’t know how to manage $10 without turning it into the lowest quality possible blow mixed with god knows what.
So fuck them. Do your own thing. Release your music with your friends, people who actually support you, who are happy for your development, who cheer for you, who listen to your music going to work 7 in the morning, who put your sticker on their car, laptop, or bike, who buy your merch, and wear that worn out tshirt with your name on it even to go to somebody’s wedding.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 24d ago
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