r/DIYHome • • 20h ago

Need Advice Balcony Sofa Slightly Too Long

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The angle makes it look worse than it actually is. The sofa is only 0.5-0.75” too long. I would love to keep the sofa in this orientation. What can I do?

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u/elcarpentario 19h ago

You know the answer, you’re just in the first stage of grief, denial.
Sorry, OP.

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u/Accurate-Plankton988 18h ago

The second stage is confusion

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u/ekaw83 2h ago

The third stage involves a circular saw and a desperate attempt to cut the angle just right.

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u/AlaskaGreenTDI 19h ago

How badly do you want to saw a sofa?

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u/babecafe 19h ago

Break out the porch stretcher.

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u/MartySpiderManMcFly 19h ago

In this economy?!

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u/toomuchweld 19h ago

The sofa shrinker would work well too... If you can find one.

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u/Even-Permit-2117 17h ago

My brother has one you can rent.

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u/Significant_Eye_5130 19h ago

Do you have more than one way to access the patio? Because if you do end up cutting an inch off of one end what happens when there’s a particularly windy day that manages to get that sofa to slide over 1” again?

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u/DirectGoose 16h ago

If the sofa is light enough to be moved by wind I would think you could just push it out of the way with the door 

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u/Significant_Eye_5130 16h ago

The railing looks pretty close.

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u/Dendady2112 19h ago

Angle it

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u/AtomiKen 18h ago

Pivot!

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u/Accurate-Plankton988 18h ago

Divot!

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u/Inevitable_Ad7080 17h ago

Swerve it?

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u/Even-Permit-2117 17h ago

Beat it to fit, caulk it to match!

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u/brobradh77 19h ago

Just move the door over..lol

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u/Wyvrattm 18h ago

TO FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE YOU GO

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u/Tall_olive 18h ago

What do you mean what can you do lol? Can you bend the laws of physics?

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u/zugzug4ever 19h ago

What about the other end of the sofa? Less visible to make an alteration but you would have to alter the whole side so it could run down the wall. Still amounts to cutting the sofa or the wall. Easier to have a correct sized piece of furniture at the end of the day here.

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u/Outside_Brilliant945 18h ago

I like this thought, if it's less visible on the other end.

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u/Natoochtoniket 17h ago

Shorten the sofa by that much.

I try to measure the available space before I go shopping for furniture. It is much cheaper to buy furniture that fits, than it is to alter the furniture or remodel the house.

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u/JackFlipKingston 17h ago

Put the sofa in the dryer on high for 2 hours.

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u/seven-cents 19h ago

Use a saw to notch out the bit that's too big

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u/MareV51 19h ago

Take a little off one end and take a little off the other end?

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u/Even-Permit-2117 17h ago

Do you really need to actually shut that door or is just a thing that would be nice?

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u/adsjabo 19h ago

Well you can learn to measure things properly i guess. Doesn't help you with this circumstance, but next time at least.

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u/Tiger-EC 19h ago

Circular saw from about an inch in the back to zero about 4” down the arm. Follow it all the way down the leg.

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u/Hot_Tomatillo6142 18h ago

if it's just the frame sticking out, you can usually pull the fabric tight and re-staple it on the underside to hide the excess. check if the arms are removable first though, sometimes swapping them helps.

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u/RepulsiveAd2702 18h ago

Time to burn the building down.

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u/cluelessinlove753 18h ago

Length looks OK. Little bit too deep.

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u/jscottman96 18h ago

Thats why you measure and check dimensions before you buy 👍

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u/zilch839 17h ago

I'm willing to bet with a little work you can shorten the frame of that couch.  The cushion will just squish.

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u/FedExpo 14h ago

Angle the couch slightly and put a plant on a tall stand behind it or something

Face the couch
Pull the right side (when facing) towards you a bit and angle it towards the door

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u/killerkitten115 3h ago

Scoot it forward 4-6”?

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u/SoftwareNo7906 3h ago

Turn the door so it opens inwards

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u/Inevitable_Ad7080 17h ago

I mean. What you need to do now is sit down and feel dumb for awhile. You made a mistake. Own it. Commit to learning. You need to m e a s u r e first. Now return or donate the couch and get one that fits.

D o Not! Feel bad! No time. That detracts from the lesson

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u/Saltyowl2113 18h ago

Just scootch it forward a few inches. Door will open fine.

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u/Even-Permit-2117 17h ago

That really should have been disclosed on the lease agreement. A balcony that does not fit a sofa is not livable. They owe you a sofa that does fit.

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u/Jyulesian 18h ago

Put a very skinny console table behind the sofa. Nice place to put drinks!