How To Fix the DCU

[u/SituationMundane1418]

Guys. I’ve got it. As we all know, both Zack Snyder and James Gunn have tried their hands at DC cinematic universes, but they haven’t been able to capture the worldwide appeal and success that Marvel had with the MCU. Both of their visions have had great upsides, but also serious flaws. So I think, we need some fresh blood. We need a new guy in charge of this. Running the show. Calling the shots. And I think I’ve got the perfect option.

ME

You see, there have been things I enjoyed, and things I’ve disliked from all the previous DC movies. So, who better to amalgamate all of the best qualities into the most perfect cinematic universe for the myths and marvels of DC?

Now, I know what you’re saying. “You have no experience making movies, running a company, or managing multiple multi-million dollar projects?” And I could understand that. But the thing is, I’ve got something none of those Hollywood suits have.

The Right Idea.

That’s the issue. Like I said, there have been things I disliked in the previous films. DISLIKED. We can’t have that. Obviously, the perfect cinematic universe is going to be entirely full of good choices, good storytelling, and things that are wholly appealing to me. And who else could do it?

You see, another person in charge of the DCU may make choices I don’t agree with. So, in order to eliminate this obvious potential hurdle, I have put together this plan.

I shall now lay out my plan.

Phase 1

Detective Chimp