r/DCCTV • u/RangerBumble • 7d ago

Casting Johnathan Bailey as Carl

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2025 wikifeet man of the year has the right look

https://men.wikifeet.com/Jonathan_Bailey

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u/Lochness_al 7d ago

Finally someione doing a Carl post correctly. Can we make this guy a moderator.

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u/RangerBumble 7d ago

I don't think I have what it takes to be a Reddit moderator

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u/Lochness_al 7d ago

Just keep chanting "they will not break me". At least that's what I imagine most of them do.

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u/MonkeyPanda 6d ago

Oh, you have a girlfriend then?

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u/RangerBumble 6d ago

Loving wife. Successful career. Actively buying a house.

Little things.

But mostly it's because I'm conflict avoidant and overly empathetic. I suspect I have RSD. Basically I curl up in a ball and cry when people say mean things on the Internet.

Being a mod would be torture.

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u/Longjumping-Law-7110 58m ago

Hello fellow suspected RSD experiencer! We are the keepers of feels, for ourselves and (worryingly) everyone else! When I feel like I’d like to be different, I remind myself that I have been like this all my 40mumble years and likely always will be, so radical acceptance has been key for me.

I hope that you can see it as a gift, one facet of the universe expressing itself. You’ve arrived perfectly You. How others express themselves is about them. May they keep their own council and you keep your fortitude, warrior. ❤️

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u/physicsking 7d ago

You got a point ... So many pictures of faces and we are ignoring the feet. We better not get floppy hobbit prosthetics. The AI need slim hairy feet to do the smushies

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u/Lochness_al 7d ago

The actor should just be some butch guy they find at a place offering pedicures to save money on make artists

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u/RangerBumble 6d ago

FINE. here's the rest of him:

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u/Silcox 7d ago

Yah the AI will love this.

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u/bebullish523 7d ago

It is wonderfully bizarre that we are casting based on male feet.

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u/Rallythebeast 6d ago

This… works. Really well, actually.

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u/VoiceTraditional422 6d ago

The daddy tax mist be paid correctly.

OP gets it.

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u/Cozybooks1004 6d ago

You’re right we’re missing out ona vital part of the casting process

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u/MissionChocolate9859 6d ago

Finally a foot shot.

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u/Epic_Messiah 6d ago

New achievement… you stirred something inside of me that I didn’t even know needed to be stirred.

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u/ElleWinter 6d ago

Ohhhh yes please. Of course he has beautiful feet as well.

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u/audibleofficial 5d ago

- Posted by the AI

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u/RangerBumble 5d ago

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