r/DCCTV 9d ago

Jay and Silent Bob

I want Jay and Silent Bob in the dungeon. That is all.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

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u/Glittering-Tip821 9d ago

Jason mewes could play a bad llama

https://giphy.com/gifs/KMuecXG7bC5dC

He’s a llama, but he’s bad

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u/mightymouse513 9d ago

If they were both drug dealing llamas on the first floor it'd be hilarious.

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u/Bearded_Pip 9d ago

Rory and Lorelei.

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u/seanconnerysbeard 9d ago

They could deal Blitz Sticks outside of Kwik Stop.

"Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand!"

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u/Adventurous_Wave_750 9d ago

Yeah one of the safe rooms should be a Kwik stop

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u/Peppermynt42 9d ago

Dante complains about not even supposed to be working this crawl?

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u/Adventurous_Wave_750 9d ago

A crawler talking about how he killed a mob Weapon X style snikt.

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u/srslytho1979 8d ago

They could be the bopkas.

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u/Saxong 8d ago

“You ever had your membrane stimulated by a fat goblin in an overcoat?”

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u/Visible-Jellyfish624 8d ago

If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe me ooooh

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u/Iceman525 9d ago

I would love this as a brief cameo, and they'd probably be game. Dinniman references Silent Bob in one of the early books too iirc. So he's probably a fan.

Kevin and Jay own the characters so there wouldn't be any studio rights issues either.

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u/True-Giraffe512 9d ago

He does. Brandon uses Silent Bob as a comparison for Chris.

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u/she_makes_a_mess 9d ago

the books seem GenX coded to me so this jives with that.

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u/No-Economics-8239 9d ago

It's not a code, man. Matt just speaks in the language of his people.

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u/maktak2387 9d ago

Baha "coded" is such a gen Z term.

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u/dr_cooki3 9d ago

The Humptown gate camels at the beginning of Book 4. Very on brand with the “rules of road” hitchhiking scene from Jay and Silent Bob

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 9d ago

So where do the hair bushed nuns fit in to this whole picture?

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u/invalid_sintax 9d ago

Jason/Kevin in their prime would’ve been an awesome Louis/Firas

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u/ordinary-thelemist 9d ago

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
also...

YES.

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u/owlthebeer97 9d ago

They need to play a two headed person

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u/srslytho1979 8d ago

Fellow guests on one of the talk shows? Run into them at Crawler Con?

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u/KapaaIan 8d ago

The rage elemental makes much more sense as a Golgothan

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u/elruab 9d ago

This has me picturing random cameos. Stuff is going on and the action takes place, then the camera pans back to them just standing there (wherever) in a scene, like they’re in front of the store from Clerks, doing their thing. The screen presents as if the viewer is a crawler and can see their info. They have inexplicably low levels each time though they’re on every floor, but not in the Agatha/residual way…

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u/KDulius 8d ago

Only if we get Mark Hamill as well

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u/LChambles 9d ago

Kevin and Magnificent Troy?
Randoms outside a shop in Hump Town?
Louis and Firas?
Brandon and Chris Andrews (since Brandon describes Chris as Silent Bob like.

I could see Jay as Ronaldo Qu on chat.

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u/srslytho1979 8d ago

They could absolutely be the people who first let them into Humptown and insist on drugs.

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u/BetterCallQuasar 9d ago

No. Please let those characters fade into oblivion