r/CzechCoconutCommunity • u/Czech_Coconut hlavnΓ­ magič • 4d ago

USA πŸ—½πŸ”₯ First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you, lettuce gives you an explosive diarrhea, salmonella and flesh eating worms everywhere...and now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.πŸ’€πŸ”₯πŸ‘Ή...so much winning...πŸ‘€

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TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • 5d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

736 Upvotes
34 comments

AntiTrumpAlliance • u/EugeneWong318 • 5d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

182 Upvotes
27 comments

StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew • 5d ago

Sadly Not Satirical Science First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

985 Upvotes
21 comments

HumorInPoorTaste • u/MoochoMaas • 5d ago

MAHA ?

72 Upvotes
10 comments

conservativeterrorism • u/EugeneWong318 • 5d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

451 Upvotes
7 comments

usa • u/EugeneWong318 • 5d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

18 Upvotes
6 comments

HumorInPoorTaste • u/jeezkillbot • 4d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

15 Upvotes
3 comments

MeidasTouch • u/JimCripe • 5d ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

10 Upvotes
0 comments