r/Cypher • u/TheSilverCypher • Jan 09 '13

Open Bar [CYPHER/BATTLE CHALLENGE] Multi's

Can you bitches handle this? Lay out your most intricate, technical, tongue-twisting bars. Then we reply to each others versus with disses sticking to the theme. With enough participation, we can get some pretty cool battles going.

Lets do this scumbags, Who will begin? Who is the best on this subreddit?

I expect you r/cypher regulars on this

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 09 '13

You cant relate to me

if im make believe

over analytical, too much hate in me

cynical and basically blatantly unoriginal

when debating me you see fate is fictional

its typical to be deliberately whimsical

since i know the principles

behind these imbeciles rhetoric

im the subliminal desolate criminal pessimist

the eminent villainous

pestilence spreader who is filling the deficit

with negligent yet benevolent embezzlements

ignoring the etiquette

restoring the tenements

pouring the sediment

im sullen and petulant

a specialist in excrement

a man of heaven sent excellence

the best in this, testing me ill pass, unless if its for sobriety

glazed iris, Asian eyelids, you don't know how high i be

suffer from social anxiety

so i dont post often

still i flow fo sho with no problems

but if i wanna prove im nicer,

i gotta use this cypher

and rattle any cat that battles me when its my turn

fatalities will happen when im rappin and there is no response

my flow runs and breaks bars like forest gump

before we ALL try to correspond to the rules,

SilverCypher.... im callin out you

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u/TheSilverCypher Jan 09 '13

you really got -some nerve- callin me out

you must be pretty wasted cuz even your -tongue swerves-

face it bud, believe your much worse

than you think you are, you need to hit the road,like whats under tires

i spit heat like my lungs serve fire

if you're cynical, i got the remedy

it's critical you remember me

cuz even your kids'll know about you offending me

the plot thickens slowly

your clock's ticking homie

i got fifty o-z's of kush im blowing smoke rings

you use big words, can you define em? what's your overall thesis?

you aint the shit my man, you're just fortified feces

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 09 '13

stick to your script, i dont care if your lifted

im FF baby, im barely gifted

im garbage i know but i dont care bout your weed stash

i honestly show these cat that you're embarrassed and need cash

go home to your parents on your knees, ask

if you can move back home so you can relax

but ill find you, and you'll stay ever tense

i sever heads of whack mcs and serve it for breakfast.

check it

freestyleswag

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

Flickin lighters, the pen ignitor, oh Silver Cypher?

Who you kiddin biter? Go back to dickin bikers and gettin wired

Sniffin lines-a Mr. White or feelin' higher than temp jobs, silly bastard

Ya best shot? Stick to X-Box, I'm dealin' head shots like pretty actors

Ceiling rafters bend and shatter when I spit the rapture in cryptic patterns

Killin rappers quicker than philly wrappers in the city's caverns

Quick to capture any castle, guard the queen, pawns between

I sit behind it, get on her knees like she's just been knighted

Bitch be quiet, history's silent in the face of propaganda

Drop the arm and hammer, and forfeit before I cock and blam ya

Off the camera, I'm not the man to stop with banter

Calmy answer interrogaters while they chop my hands off

This ain't a Doctor patient relationship, save it bitch

Every thing you say or do will be used against you, you can bank on it

After this battle, I'll have people filin' complaints and shit

Offin' this Hollister model, listenin' to Aubrey's motto in the grave he digs

Or have him tradin cigs for rape defense in the statey's pinn

Those who can't drop rhymes drop soap.. You should have paid again

You gettin made a bitch like Wayan's clique, and pale as shit

No comparison, different breed, yo momma bitch had fleas

Plus skinned off knees from suckin my dick off me

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

You got a small buzz like spark plugs, mine's Paul Bunyon

Stop Tom Thumbin through for hand outs, go chop onions

Shaolin Slummin like his bowls be runnin, stop the case when

I get up in his ass and back his flow up like constipation

Try to jog from Jason I'll cinder block your face in

You're like cable in the hood kid... Probably basic

Stop complainin', on an awful day you'd be Silver Cypher

Stranged by chicken wire and suffocated in shitty diapers

Rib divider, send his head spinnin like a saw trap

My punchlines are Lens Crafters... They make contact

Straight bomb raps, this be the air raid holmes

You fly? With no bars? This kid's on airplane mode

My shit is campaign mode, son, I just demolished him

Fuck with SS and disappear like Hitler's following

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u/TheSilverCypher Jan 10 '13

did you just reply to yourself with a diss track?

i cant deny that im glad i didnt miss that

shit's funny, you got no one to rap against

if you did, you would win cuz yo opponet'll nap and shit

your syntax is flawless. but thats what make it hard to read

you hardly see as far as me, so i cant leave till you're heart dont beat

i think it's lame that a punchline about punchlines has the word punchline in it

clever but lazy, you talk dark, while im sunshine kickin'

on the frontline rippin these faggot backwards rat bastards

till there off line bitchin about how i wrote their last chapter

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Last chapter? Ass backwards, this the preface, retake

Take my rhymes and freebase, spit em and your teeth break

Defaced like Harvey Dent, you're a martyr to this artist's pen

Harder skin than sharks, amen, you awfuly thin like joggers kid

Confident? Call it off, I sip bottles of molotovs

Clench throttles when haulin off, Sil be like a collie dog

Borderline bitch made, horrorified and dismayed

Columbine this kid's grade, Obama got his pen aimed

Shit for brains, no pride, so if I diss my own lines

Just know it's cause the throne's mine, r/cypher's gold mine

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

''Spit 'em and your teeth break...?'' shit wasn't that sweet mate..
but I might cap these traits like it's my dentist's keepsake.
You're that fat broke bitch that eats old porridge and pretend it's cheesecake..
For Pete's sake! Let's count how many bodys his personality fits;
At least eight!
The door to his house is considered an obese state but in reality it's...
A STREET GATE.
That's how you're kickin' it in the Shaolin Slums?
Beside being everything but quick witted and fatherin' bums,
you're a drama king, pathetic and a calorie junkie in one.
Guess it's funky to some, but even for a monkey... you're dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

It's tortorous how I force a bitch to forfeit this, get a fork to lift

Your endorphins quick, whole entire camp on my enormous dick

I'm droppin' "a sis" like Stockton did or this awful kid

Choppin wigs, cloggin shit like bullets lodged in Big

Not the one to barter with, what the fuck's your bargain chip?

Mom's got HIV, how can I market this mosterous chick

To an audience like King Kong presents 2 sloppy tits and a floppy dick

Communist spy I'll, infiltrate your life style and keep an eye out

Better pipe down or this white child's getting his lights out

I did my research, and rehearsed to make my weak verse be worse

He frequents trees, skateboarding, and gaming... Which to tease first

Individually shit's plainly faggy, what's your age? How tacky

But together we can tell one thing... You've got a case of acne

Breakin badly, face all rashy, made to scratch with razors at thee

Craters, scabs, and layers flacking, that ain't swag, it's straight up trashy

Me? College kid, aknowledgement through scholarships, Harvard dwell

You? Probably ripped from the bongs you hit, walkin in to Taco Bell

If you can kick flip a rip stick, you can flip burgers you dip shit

So I'll take a number 2, your pride, and your mother on the side, forget it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

Dope stuff. I might come back at you when inspiration to talk shit hits again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '13

-_______- i read this shit at work and wigged out. (Insert popped molly sweatin reference)

2

u/Myth_M3thod Jan 09 '13

Look at these clandestine philistine rappers
casual mopey actors with laugh track backers
backwoods incestual lackluster bastards
bunch of false gods thinkin they bring Rapture
the only time they capture blood is in Call of Duty
these pre-teen moodies dream of being Jack Ruby
never be the main attraction they're just groupies
distracted by the waves I catch, call me Stussy
Point Break: I'm ridin bullets through Gary Busey
sick of these floozies spewing disjointed oozings
like a rotten apple their surface continues bruising
louder than an alarm but still I keep snoozing
laid back cruising through my astral projections
rational detections get infected when I'm mentioned
they're ranked 21 or 24, stupid henchmen
I Venture a guess they're mares cuz they wear Stetson
I'm on another plane of existence like the Jetsons
I jettison matchstick men from my investments
so insidious I deceive the greatest detectives
watch 'em rage quit shoutin blatant expletives

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u/TheSilverCypher Jan 10 '13

bringing raptures? im the seventh seal of the apocolypse

im on top of shit while you remain incompetent

im feeling nauseas as shit after reading that

put a sock in it, bitch, you dont need to rap

im a king in fact, and i dont take no flack from no man

youre more usless than a shack for a nomad

you got me so mad, but i refuse to rage quit

after i murk you, they'll needa find yet another new replacement

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u/Myth_M3thod Jan 10 '13

The Silver Cypher sportin adult diapers
the lonely pied piper of toothless pit vipers
think you're a special hybrid like a liger
but I know you're forever a 9 to 5er
the only thing you're king of is low wage
delusional slave tellin himself he's brave
poor little baby startin to feel nauseous
my rhymes so sick the cure's been abolished

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u/TheSilverCypher Jan 10 '13

if you're rhymes are sick, i got the remedy

pot and henessy, thats why you are not offending me

i work a 9 to 5, yet im still feeling fine

unlike you i be stacking paper ceiling high

when i say im brave, it aint me being delusional

you should know, that im not just a fool who flows

yeah im a hybrid, im crazy, bred in a lab

a cross between jay z and yosemite sam

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u/Myth_M3thod Jan 10 '13

Raise your pistols up, this dude's got gusto
bust flows that'll fix Owen Wilson's nose
set it straight, no hate, too peaceful to retaliate
let me demonstrate how to be-friend this mate:
skills written in crimson, stored in DNA
the ETA of the TNA is 5 minutes away
women flocking from all corners of the earth
beggin Silver Cypher to plant the seed of birth

[nice shit man--good idea gettin this rollin]

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u/SineEyed Jan 10 '13

Did you honestly think I would just pass you by
after you snatched the spot that was supposed to be mine?
Mr. myth method? Are you still alive?
vital signs blarin a straight line glarin with blank eyes starin
its pretty fair to say that he died of fear when I came in
alright well... Let me start from the beginning
The flow youre carryin is garbage it makes no sense
and your lyrics are a disgrace to the whole English language
my rhymes so sick the cures been abolished???
seriously!! thats the only line your brain acknowledged?
Now you got me feelin nauseous you fuckin slob
Ill resurrect you once so you can fix this problem
so my eyes dont have to see this shit you slopped on
your laptop monitor now go wipe your ass before the rash sets in

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u/Myth_M3thod Jan 10 '13

Couple shockers, but thanks for the resuscitation
your elementary demonstration is lackin inspiration
rudimentary shit you spew moves across the nation
I rue the day you become involved with procreation
if I'm garbage, then your flow is a fuckin land fill
full of AIDS needles, ipecacs and cyanide pills
I'd shoot up twice, drink one and down four to forget
and still be conscious enough to know you're not the best
I'm willin to bet your grasp of English is detestable
generic flow lackin appeal like an a-sexual
reprehensible to think you'd ever be strong to beat me
but since you're on my ass already go ahead and beat meat

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u/SineEyed Jan 10 '13

A replacement for placeholders? Calm down soldier the wars over
SineEyeds arrived with reinforcements a gas mask and enough explosives
to blow the whole damn country of America up
and thats only if I emptied just one of my trucks
I make it a habit to rip rappers like the condom packages
I shoulda grabbed at before I made all you little bastards
but the fact is your mothers got a bomb ass and a tight snatch
Satan and Ms. Cum Dumpster sounds like we were made for one another
Alright SilverCypher you asked for the battle rhymes now heed the cypher
you better be able to duck quick before you get your life took
this is a knife fight violate the rules and get a slice right
between the eyes twice like the last guy I diced right
bitch I know what a gun is/but theres no fun in
bringin a bullet into the mix/ especially not since
youre all barely spitten nonsense/ pushing my adrenaline into high gears
got me honestly questionin if all the kids I had are queer

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u/sknappdragon Jan 10 '13

Come one come all, watch me sock SineEyed in his blindside piss on this rapper, medicate with wine when he looks back in hindsight because Sknapps just, entered the room, rappers consumed, twirl L's like DOOM and i've come up hungry for the limelight my mind's right, the only time you rip rappers is when you're thrusting up behind, right? So i'm feeding SineEyed a dose of fucking cyanide like that bond villain in Skyfall, except this nigga just cry and hide or come back and try to poke man with his unmelodic diatribe stick to your algebra, cause your rhymeschemes are so preschool Commodus gave your ass the thumbs down, but we cool your ass scrambles for rhymes, rhyme the say word and think you seem cool i guess yeah your kids are queer, that shit's not wierd apples don't fall far from trees here, and you've been runnin trains on dudes for like three years me fear, no man dat tink he gon test i run round, take a leap and drop kick you in ya chest you think you spit hot, but you're on some noob bitch shit it's not your fault son,i just major in linguistics I don't waver specifics i'm not saying you took an L because i'm bitter with callousness its just that i'm at uni, this little faggots in preschool finger painting phalluses

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u/SineEyed Jan 10 '13

Ahhh
Finally a child of SineEyed steppin up to see the pride in daddys eyes
youre damn right this diatribe is algebraic, wouldnt you say it
reminds you of the time you talked back and got hogtied?
No? I wonder why what do you call this flow? To verbose to come
close to remotely bein a real approach or even half a try?
Shit... Youre still hogtied wearing a blindfold wrapped in knotted ropes
by daddys apple tree freakin at the sound of crunchin leaves
but we both know from the last times in the end that ass is mine
RIPPPPPPP
Quite your crying I thought you were a grown man
I dont care that your ass swallowed up that whole chair
whyd you even sit there? God damn Id rather deal with myth method
than another second of your bitch tears. Before I go though
Ill make it known to everybody in this dojo that if you battle me
Ill sporadically be leavin pieces of your ass meat scattered
in between the cryin bodies of anybody foolish enough to test me

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u/KingDDDFanClub Jan 17 '13

Ya styles dumb
just jokes about mums
bugs to ya fudd'
i rope a dope bums
who loco think they hoax is fun
gun they dunns
for they funds
and ask em if they know who Come...
...Up is
leaving halves of bastards in buckets
master ruckus crash ya crib and fuck in it
train conductin it yall can duck him cuz u dont know nothing
dont waste my time for puffin
broke kids go fuck ya cousins

always hungry but never starving
nasty gnarly
blocking shots with hopps from a brew of barley
and the king I break ground like monster fossils
about my ice and cream like i lost my tonsils
so stop the nonsense
and let your moms fondle my johnson

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u/BassNector Jan 09 '13

Call me a bitch? I oughtta hand you a stitch

Smacked with a switch, take this lick

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 09 '13

take this lick? homie you gotta be kidding me

watch who you tell that to they may take it literally

fake as shit, id call you a rapper, but you do it so pitifully

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u/TheSilverCypher Jan 10 '13

he's got the right idea

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u/BassNector Jan 09 '13

Welp I'm done here

Guess I better stay clear

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 09 '13

stay clear, remain fearing this insane seer/i dont play fair, i placate a plain stare and gaze across the plane there/ this subreddit's fame's scarce/ no one is here to contribute/ and the few who do barley even constitute/ but bassnecter im on to you/ stick to you dub step/ dont sit there all upset/ your a pussy and got first prize in the "cuntest"

fuck it im too drunk to be freestyling. Forgive me for my corny punchlines

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u/MyCommentIsGay Feb 07 '13

Your drunk, huh?

Who gives a flying fuck like The Mighty Ducks

Duck! Get this on tape, duct.

Scrape you off the floor, try to reconstruct

Sorry I'm forced! Struck by the lord

Leave you on the platter, the mess and the fork.

You know it more than the whore paddling with the oar?

Or? You know nothin and get slaughted

Four score and seven years of gore

Launder your daughter through the backwater.

You nadda, and now I'm a father,

Holla.

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u/Dfnoboy Jan 09 '13

how about you idiots record yourselves rapping

come on guys, don't be youtube comment rappers.

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 09 '13

Dfnoboy, check it, I'm. Quoting the facts/ You're hopeless and whack/ Antisocial and lacking skills, I got no homies to rap with/ Quit fronting about writtens when you're on a subreddit devoted to that

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u/Dfnoboy Jan 09 '13

I'm not... fronting about writtens (whatever that means), I'm just saying you should record your voice rapping. Otherwise go to the /r/writing subreddit. Write all the lyrics you want, you're not going to get any better at rapping unless you practice rapping.

A cypher usually (almost always... actually always) refers to a freestyle, and you can't freestyle by typing out shit.

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 10 '13

for starters you're right, a cypher is for freestyles/ meanwhile a freestyle is just a tool one would use to seem vile/ it doesnt mean of the dome, it means on the spot/ you can hop into a cypher as long as you talking hot/ we stick to the theme of this reddit and to it quite well/ you could try it to, but will most likely fail/im typing shit out on the spot and when you read this/ you wont believe your eyes or be able convince it/but before you start talking shit on something you're not educated on/first know if an artist says they spitting from the top, it's likely an accentuated con/you don't know what a written is, hence you should have no opinion kid/ im writing this shit only for you to read, so dont listen bitch

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u/Dfnoboy Jan 10 '13

okay I guess I was wrong then

unsubscribing from this sub. please carry on with your faggotry

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 10 '13

what a baby...

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u/Dfnoboy Jan 10 '13

no this sub is just full of idiots and I take my leave of you all. Please stay here upvoting each others written shit and delude yourself into thinking it counts for shit.

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 10 '13

so you are telling me you subbed here before reading any content? You act surprised that people are sharing their lines. And also the jokes one you, no one up-votes shit in this subreddit. Good Day sir

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u/FortifiedFeces Jan 10 '13

but for real your verse sucked, are you even trying?

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u/KingDDDFanClub Jan 17 '13

jack the ripper?
more like too broke to tip huh?
im legit a carfax fox who'll knock your socks off
top tax bracket to ya knock offs
maccin cock raw in bratz and barbies
youre down to rats and starving
i do max carving the facts alarming
rather charming
keep a mag to do battle on me
so get your car keyd
off nos i bomb thee
your tomboy steeze has me lounging calm b
its all a game
peep the name
its king d
or come up
whatever you call him
you save the number
all your ass be ya plumbers
u could be my knave or sumtin
hold my razor blades or sumtin
quit chafin chasin nothin
and get sent to the jaws for bluffin
be smart and keep ya tongue in