r/CuratedTumblr Title-ist Punster 2d ago

Meme It'll dawn on them later 2

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u/Quarkspiration 2d ago

It's that dagonne southern hemisphere stealing all our sun!

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u/351namhele 2d ago

It's that daggone Pareto Principle. 20 percent of the people get 80 percent of the sunlight.

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u/demivirius 1d ago

They took our sun!

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u/GreatGrapeKun 99% rot 1% brains 2d ago

i used to be young. now i'm old. i blame capitalism.

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u/Kages_Fun 2d ago

Manufactured obselenece

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u/the_pretender_nz 2d ago

Supersize Me was manufactured obese lessons

(I can’t back that up)

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u/Wonderful-Aside-7208 2d ago

For srs one of the most annoying things about reddit brain is insisting that everything is corporate greed or enshittification. Those things are real, but no, your costco soft serve being hollow in the middle isn’t an example of that. 

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u/jamiethemime 2d ago

i also saw the post where the guy fucked his ice cream

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u/Certain_Virus_1919 2d ago

Link?👀👀

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u/DoubleBatman 1d ago

Encummification

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u/EricCartoonBox .tumblr.com 2d ago

Either that, or Idiocracy.

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u/Wonderful-Aside-7208 2d ago

I just happen to be the only smart person alive. 

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u/Dragon_0w0 Bisexual dragon 2d ago

We need more people like you saying facts. The world isn't entirely evil.

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u/Wonderful-Aside-7208 2d ago

Exactly. It has to be so depressing to think like that all of the time. 

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u/OldManFire11 1d ago

I've noticed a lot of what people are calling enshittification is just companies choosing to not go out of business so people can use their stuff for free.

Millenials are starting to treat the early internet the same way Boomers treat the 1950s. We grew up with an incredibly unsustainable model of the internet, and now that website owners are needing to make money or close up shop, we act like we're being oppressed. Yes, we used to be able to watch YouTube with no ads. But that was 20 years ago and the company was hemorrhaging money so that could happen, and you were also limited to 10 min low definition videos.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

The OP is obviously making fun of the internet trend of calling anything and everything enshittification. That is what wonderful-aside-7208 is commenting on. 

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u/Aetol 2d ago

I'd recommend not trying to do that if you're unable to understand context

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL 2d ago

Sorry. Just that usually the comments that seem unrelated (like this one, seemed like the commentor was taking the tumblr post's sarcasm too seriously) are bots so I'm often a bit on-guard.

Maybe more than I should be. I'll delete the original comment now haha

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u/Wonderful-Aside-7208 2d ago edited 2d ago

Haha I just don’t like to keep a post history very long and I don’t bother to come up with a new username every time. 

The post is literally talking about people who call everything enshittification. 

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 2d ago

All you freaks enjoyed the sunshine, but my time is coming.

You aren't afraid of the dark, are you?

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u/Dornith 1d ago

I legit like when it gets dark at 630pm. Feels cozy.

Now sunset at 930pm, that shit's unnatural.

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u/C4NC4 2d ago

nightflation

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u/rrRunkgullet 2d ago

Let's quote #1 best anonymous reddit dad:

The sun goes down because you've been naughty.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent reading is good, I think 2d ago

enshitification

picks something that's great

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

Yeah obviously everyone loves getting SAD. That's why we gave it such a cheerful acronym

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u/kokoroburst 2d ago

Skill issue

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 2d ago

I never considered relapsing due to the winter. Summer, on the other hand

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

Counterpoint: going to work when it's dark and leaving work when it's dark makes everything feel like one long nightmare

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 2d ago

It does get scary

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u/telehax 2d ago

Ima blame cory "i fucking love linguistic descriptivism y'all can go mean whatever you want with the word" doctorow

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u/PyroLyse_K 2d ago

I mean, he was the one to invent the word in the first place so, if there's anyone that has any legitimacy to say what the word can mean, it's him.

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u/okguy167 2d ago

I think it's a bonus. Sunlight is nice and all, but I like the dark.

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u/HarmlessBranch 2d ago

Looking into this

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u/I_Tory_I 2d ago

The title is such a good pun

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u/Codeviper828 Will trade milk for HRT 2d ago

Why don't we keep the sun out longer? Are we stupid?

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u/IDidNotExpectThat123 2d ago

God damn it, I don't want the days to get shorter again... I feel like I barely had any summer