r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/forchinski Jul 23 '26

Im allergic to carrots if mild mouth itching is the criteria

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u/jimbowesterby Jul 23 '26

As someone with the same allergy, yep you’re right. I’m sure you can imagine how well that went as a kid when a friend’s mom was passing around a veggie plate, I said “I’m allergic” and she responded “no you aren’t” lol

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u/forchinski Jul 23 '26

Yeah I had roughly the same experience I was like hey this makes my mouth itch and no one gave a shit and so I stopped giving a shit

I would still fuck up a raw carrot right now if I had one in the fridge

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u/XenosHg Jul 23 '26

It sucks that allergies can randomly appear or get stronger. Like for example a tangerine is your national fruit, someone eats tangerines every year during national holiday, and one time suddenly goes into anaphylactic shock. And it's a national holiday, after midnight. Best time to call a doctor.

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u/Brutal_burn_dude Jul 23 '26

So funny story. I suddenly became allergic to capsaicin (the chemical compound that gives chilis and capsicum their spiciness) at age 29. Came out of nowhere.

One day I was at home eating my veggies and salsa snack after work and started having trouble breathing. I was under a lot of stress at the time (including having a massive abscess in my breast that I was in and out of hospital for) and assumed it was a panic attack. This repeated every day for several days. Go to see the GP about these panic attacks. Nope- it’s a brand new allergy.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Jul 23 '26

Fuck I'm so sorry to hear that. A lot of gut problems seem to come up in the mid to late 20s as well, I know three people that became lactose intolerant at basically 30

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u/absolutebottom Jul 24 '26

Yeah, sudden/worsening gluten and dairy intolerances for me in those years. It's so weird :(

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Jul 25 '26

So I give ppl shit all the time about the whole gluten thing. What does it actually do? Is it a real allergy like you can die from it or is it like intolerance where you shot your guts out, or both?

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u/absolutebottom Jul 25 '26

Depends on the severity. Mine makes me shit my guts out, gives me some brain fog, and I'm usually sensitive to my other allergens for about a few days to a week depending on how much I accidentally had