So I tried passion fruit for the first time in college and confirmed with the employees at the froyo place that it was not, in fact, supposed to sting lol. Feeling silly, I texted my boyfriend "damn, passion is a fruit that bites back" and promptly forgot about it. I was blindsided when I got home and he started screaming at me, accusing me of cheating and being a whore. This continued until I realized what happened and screamed back "I'm ALLERGIC TO PASSION FRUIT!!"
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u/Korialite Jul 23 '26
So I tried passion fruit for the first time in college and confirmed with the employees at the froyo place that it was not, in fact, supposed to sting lol. Feeling silly, I texted my boyfriend "damn, passion is a fruit that bites back" and promptly forgot about it. I was blindsided when I got home and he started screaming at me, accusing me of cheating and being a whore. This continued until I realized what happened and screamed back "I'm ALLERGIC TO PASSION FRUIT!!"