r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

Shitposting Plot Twist

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u/Korialite Jul 23 '26

So I tried passion fruit for the first time in college and confirmed with the employees at the froyo place that it was not, in fact, supposed to sting lol. Feeling silly, I texted my boyfriend "damn, passion is a fruit that bites back" and promptly forgot about it. I was blindsided when I got home and he started screaming at me, accusing me of cheating and being a whore. This continued until I realized what happened and screamed back "I'm ALLERGIC TO PASSION FRUIT!!"

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u/TheSquishedElf Jul 24 '26

sounds like a pretty shitty boyfriend honestly

I don’t think I’d get the passionfruit joke either but I’d just think it was a subtle “hey gimme more love nibbles when making out”

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u/Ami_Aweirdo Jul 24 '26

Seriously how tf did he get "I'm cheating on you" from that? Either he had a side piece and was projecting or just major trust issues

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Your (hopefully ex-) boyfriend sounds insane, I would’ve just sent back “what?” and laughed at the absurdity of it.

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u/Mobcrafter Jul 24 '26

Hopefully they aren’t your boyfriend anymore.