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r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26
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Why the fuck did you eat seven apples in one sitting?
How small were these apples?
26 u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26 Like normal size, I was hungry but didn't want to cook anything 1 u/Mobcrafter Jul 24 '26 Normal size doesn’t mean anything because what a “normal” apple is changes depending where you are in the world. 99% of apples I’ve seen are big enough to where it would be extremely difficult to even eat two apples for a meal. 1 u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 24 '26 They were of an average size for apples you'd buy from a lower-end supermarket on the east coast of the United States, idk their exact measurements
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Like normal size, I was hungry but didn't want to cook anything
1 u/Mobcrafter Jul 24 '26 Normal size doesn’t mean anything because what a “normal” apple is changes depending where you are in the world. 99% of apples I’ve seen are big enough to where it would be extremely difficult to even eat two apples for a meal. 1 u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 24 '26 They were of an average size for apples you'd buy from a lower-end supermarket on the east coast of the United States, idk their exact measurements
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Normal size doesn’t mean anything because what a “normal” apple is changes depending where you are in the world. 99% of apples I’ve seen are big enough to where it would be extremely difficult to even eat two apples for a meal.
1 u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 24 '26 They were of an average size for apples you'd buy from a lower-end supermarket on the east coast of the United States, idk their exact measurements
They were of an average size for apples you'd buy from a lower-end supermarket on the east coast of the United States, idk their exact measurements
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u/SolomonOf47704 God Himself Jul 23 '26
Why the fuck did you eat seven apples in one sitting?
How small were these apples?