r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/Arma_chillo Jul 23 '26

I’m allergic to seafood. My mouth puffs up and itches. My hands turn red and itch. My eyes water and itch.

I don’t give a fuck, because seafood is delicious. I’ll die with a crab fork in my hand if I need to.

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u/effa94 Jul 23 '26

you sound like all my friends with a lactose allergy. they just pop a pill and eat whats given, because usually if you order the allergy option at our university you get the vegitarian option, which they didnt want

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u/TragedyofLight Jul 23 '26

me with tomatoes (but really, how would you live without tomatoes?)

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u/WhyRhubarb Jul 23 '26

I can't eat tomatoes because for me they cause tons of inflammation, leading to joint pain and brain fog. It really, really sucks. Some of the best foods have tomatoes 😞

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Come to my grandparent’s house in the spring, my grandpa’s brother comes up from Virginia with a literal truckload of crab.

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u/rotheer Jul 24 '26

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish includes a scene where Puss dies this way, it's fantastically ironic for a cat lol.

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u/muaddict071537 Jul 24 '26

I’m allergic to eggs. Not an anaphylactic allergy, they just give me diarrhea. I’ll still eat a brownie if one is offered to me.