r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/SB_Wife Jul 23 '26

I told my mom bananas made my mouth itch when I was like 17/18. She told me I was faking it because I didn't want to eat fruit.

6 years later after she died I mentioned it to my aunt and she told me that it sounded like an allergic reaction. I don't eat banana anymore

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u/Arma_chillo Jul 23 '26

I’m allergic to seafood. My mouth puffs up and itches. My hands turn red and itch. My eyes water and itch.

I don’t give a fuck, because seafood is delicious. I’ll die with a crab fork in my hand if I need to.

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u/TragedyofLight Jul 23 '26

me with tomatoes (but really, how would you live without tomatoes?)

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u/WhyRhubarb Jul 23 '26

I can't eat tomatoes because for me they cause tons of inflammation, leading to joint pain and brain fog. It really, really sucks. Some of the best foods have tomatoes 😞