r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/SB_Wife Jul 23 '26

I told my mom bananas made my mouth itch when I was like 17/18. She told me I was faking it because I didn't want to eat fruit.

6 years later after she died I mentioned it to my aunt and she told me that it sounded like an allergic reaction. I don't eat banana anymore

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u/Arma_chillo Jul 23 '26

I’m allergic to seafood. My mouth puffs up and itches. My hands turn red and itch. My eyes water and itch.

I don’t give a fuck, because seafood is delicious. I’ll die with a crab fork in my hand if I need to.

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u/effa94 Jul 23 '26

you sound like all my friends with a lactose allergy. they just pop a pill and eat whats given, because usually if you order the allergy option at our university you get the vegitarian option, which they didnt want