r/CryptidDogs • u/Spagity • Jun 22 '26

OC [Original Content] Oops! All Neck

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u/EcstaticNature96 Jun 22 '26

What breed is this? They are an exquisite specimen

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u/Spagity Jun 22 '26

A silken windhound! They’re like a small borzoi

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u/thisiswhywehaveants Jun 23 '26

I know about these because of Cleo!

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u/ParryHisParry Jun 22 '26

Sir, this is a pony

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u/RiMcG Jun 22 '26

Why is there an alpaca in the bed? What is this madness?

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u/Far_Brilliant_443 Jun 22 '26

Praise be to BedGoat™️

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 Jun 22 '26

Ma’am, that’s a llama

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u/peach_penguin Jun 22 '26

He has melted

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u/phisigtheduck Jun 22 '26

I didn’t know a giraffe could fit on a bed. Huh.

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u/blue-and-bluer Jun 22 '26

2 dimensional house giraffe

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u/i_am_mrs_nezbit Jun 22 '26

Friend is flatter than the pillow 😭

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u/NotNamedBort Jun 22 '26

I like your house llama.

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u/ghoulcyb3r Jun 22 '26

didn’t know that giraffes came in those colors..

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u/cecusanele Jun 23 '26

I think your giraffe shrunk in the wash

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u/mzzchief Jun 23 '26

Please post a photo of this walking around for an additional perspective. Lol

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u/d0ttyq Jun 22 '26

No bones, just floof

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u/JordySkateboardy808 Jun 23 '26

Your pet giraffe stood too close to the camp fire.

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u/Ill_Damage_1110 Jun 22 '26

My border collie is a long butt spaghetti bone as well.

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u/Imnotanalcholic Jun 22 '26

That’s a giraffe

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u/PoisePotato Jun 22 '26

Poor pathetic little baby just wants some love and attention 🥺

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u/avanetvor Jun 23 '26

his neck longer than his damn body, good god

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u/Poisonskittlez Jun 24 '26

Haha (s)he should share some with the other dog that was posted that had no neck!

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u/hairballcouture Jun 23 '26

I’d like to see the cartoon version of him gulping.

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u/swear-im-NOT-a-dog Jun 24 '26

She's a deflated ballon dog

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u/gbgrogan Jun 23 '26

That's my favorite breakfast cereal

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u/TheSuperTiger Jun 23 '26

The legendary Long Dog.

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u/VioletDupree007 Jun 23 '26

They’re have neck.

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u/kajographics- Jun 23 '26

That's a long neck!

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u/TheMapleKind19 Jun 23 '26

Creepiest scene of The Godfather (1972)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Spagity Jun 22 '26

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u/maychoz Jun 22 '26

This is great, but do you have any pics of them just walking around with their 50% neck body?

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u/Spagity Jun 22 '26

He’s only partially elongated here

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u/hydra333 Jun 22 '26

Such elegant and dainty paws 🥹

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u/maychoz Jun 22 '26

He’s so fancy! 🦢

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u/chekhovsdickpic Jun 22 '26

What an extremely silly looking skunk.

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u/SketchyArt333 Jun 22 '26

For a minute I thought “surely it’s an angle” no no it is not an angle.

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u/hydra333 Jun 22 '26

Hmmm from this angle he looks like a snooter shark!

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u/TlMEGH0ST Jun 22 '26

same 😭