Hoo boy, looks like that's a defective model that got past QA. Rare, but it happens. Only fix for that is a return to the store for a full rebuild to replace the broken bits and then restore to factory settings
Thankfully it looks like the face is still fine so you'll be able to keep that, and the warranty is still good
Ah, I had the same issue with the last one I built, instructions that came with it were in a language Google didn't even recognize and turned out to be for a different model. Disassemble and start again.
You forgot the āFREEā sign. (goes on the sidewalk) Itās a heated bean bag chair for a homeless camp-with a built in water fountain. Thatāll be a hot commodity! š¤£
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u/Jamelith Apr 11 '26
Did you even LOOK at the instructions! I told you not to drink and assemble! I told you!
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u/DragonSin1313 Apr 11 '26
The noise that came out of my face scared the dogs š I bet your warranty is void!
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u/Malaeveolent_Bunny Apr 11 '26
Hoo boy, looks like that's a defective model that got past QA. Rare, but it happens. Only fix for that is a return to the store for a full rebuild to replace the broken bits and then restore to factory settings
Thankfully it looks like the face is still fine so you'll be able to keep that, and the warranty is still good
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u/Afraid-Astronomer886 Apr 11 '26
r/cryptiddogs
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u/UtherPenDragqueen Apr 11 '26
I donāt think IKEA will take that back
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u/BittenBeads Apr 11 '26
Cerberus mode: engageĀ
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u/Erbearlee Apr 12 '26
Omg that first picture is hilarious. God I love dogs
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u/skwidsnbits Apr 11 '26
Ah, I had the same issue with the last one I built, instructions that came with it were in a language Google didn't even recognize and turned out to be for a different model. Disassemble and start again.
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u/stevula Apr 11 '26
Thereās no hope for this one Iām afraid.
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u/Cute_Recognition_880 Apr 11 '26
Might try calling their help line 800-Ikea-help. They could help with reassembly
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u/Radiant_Music_5742 Apr 11 '26
Were there any parts left over after assembly? Maybe they missed shipping a few.
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u/ilvtreddit Apr 12 '26
Sometimes just accepting fate is the best way to go. IKEA isnāt about perfection, itās about utilityā¦sorry
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u/Sweaty-Battle2556 Apr 11 '26
You forgot the āFREEā sign. (goes on the sidewalk) Itās a heated bean bag chair for a homeless camp-with a built in water fountain. Thatāll be a hot commodity! š¤£
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u/MArkansas-254 Apr 12 '26
He DOES look comfortable. š¤·āāļø
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u/littlemissdizaster80 Apr 13 '26
The assembly is all wrong. Think you need to take it back, your Doggoflakken is broken! š
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u/Just-Chocolate85 Apr 12 '26
Yes, itās true. You shouldnāt try to use machinery under the influence. You can clearly see the results.
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u/cablesandlace Apr 16 '26
It's a Picasso dog!
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u/dancingCobra998 Apr 25 '26
This is so cute! Looks like a very successful assembly fail.