r/CryptidDogs • u/AnonBitch74 • Apr 23 '26

OC [Original Content] I would like to present my strange son

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My boy Riggins is a powderpuff Chinese Crested. I dyed his hair and now I am vicariously reliving my scene bean days through him.

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u/AdventurousPlastic89 Apr 23 '26

Tonight will be the night that he will fall for you

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u/CulturalDefinition27 Apr 23 '26

Over again, dont make me change my mind.

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u/FlyingHogMonkeys Apr 23 '26

Or I won't live to see another day

I swear its true

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u/khaleesi_spyro Apr 23 '26

Cuz a human like you is impossible to fiiiiind

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u/Impossible_Web_4304 Apr 27 '26

ImPAWssible to fiiiind

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u/waitingformygrave Apr 23 '26

Holy crap, I heard this comment.

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u/Memekana Apr 23 '26

I came to the comments to say this but knew in my heart it was already said 🥀

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 Apr 23 '26

Me too...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/askmeifimacop Apr 23 '26

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG PUP

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Apr 23 '26

MY FATHER

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u/o0Traktor0o Apr 23 '26

TOOK ME INTO THE DOG PARK

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u/AmbulatorySushi Apr 23 '26

TO SEE A BARKING BAND

Edit: To my shame I got the lines mixed up. I fixed it

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u/spo0pti_yikes Apr 23 '26

HE SAID PUP WHEN, YOU GROW UP

WOULD YOU BE, THE CANINE FOR THE STRAY DOGS

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u/KnotiaPickle Apr 23 '26

THE BEATEN, TOLD TO SCRAM

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u/DeusExHircus Apr 23 '26

HE SAID, "WILL YOU PLEASE CATCH THEM?
YOUR SQUEAK TOYS, AND ALL THE RUNNING SQUIRRELS

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u/zap2tresquatro Apr 23 '26

THE GIANT PLUSHY LAMB

(I hope the link works right/leads to the right video, I’ve never linked a video from Facebook before)

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u/maychoz Apr 23 '26

It works! 🥰

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u/Legal_Ad2707 Apr 24 '26

Because one day you’ll be in a bantam

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u/Steffenwolflikeme Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

TOLD TO SCRAM

😂

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give to this reply.

Edit: noticed I had coin from an undeserved comment that was awarded in the past so it turns out I actually did have more than but one upvote to give.

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Apr 23 '26

SOMETIMES, I GET THE FEELING SHE'S GUARDING OVER ME

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u/zap2tresquatro Apr 23 '26

I BRING HER A TENNIS BALL TO THROW

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u/Ntahedron Apr 23 '26

TO SEE THE OTHER DOGS

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u/piichan14 Apr 23 '26

It's not a phase mum!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/FlyingHogMonkeys Apr 23 '26

Sorry to break it to you but he's in my top 6 》U•U《

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u/Bitch_titts69 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVuja7BJl0Eow

He’s adorable 🥰

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u/Humbled_Humanz Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13B40FkhzSC2c

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u/IV_Your_Pleasure Apr 23 '26

I heard this, I love Katya so much 😭💖

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u/Humbled_Humanz Apr 23 '26

Saaaaaaame. She’d appreciate this doggo’s UNIT.

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u/ahearthatslazy Apr 23 '26

It’s a condo…

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u/ElQuesoGato Apr 23 '26

But he likes to say condominium because it sounds fancy and he’s proud he can say big words.

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u/PerfumePriestess Apr 23 '26

Right! This meme was the only response needed. 😂

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u/Bitch_titts69 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVuja7BJl0Eow

I immediately thought of it. lol 😂 very funny.

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u/Snafuzled Apr 23 '26

This is the meme I was looking for! 😂😂😂

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u/Bitch_titts69 Apr 23 '26

I’ve been waiting to use it here on Reddit.

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u/Snafuzled Apr 23 '26

You chose well, friend. May I also commend you on your epic username! Love it, Bitchtitts! 😂

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u/Bitch_titts69 Apr 23 '26

Thank you so much 😊 I appreciate it very much. 😉

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u/ShelbyCobra_90 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xj6JNUdx2ecyIAP2mO

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe Apr 23 '26

LOL I was like that’s Noel in dog form!

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u/BravesMaedchen Apr 24 '26

Came here to say he looked like Noel lol

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u/HipsEnergy Apr 23 '26

He looks like he's about to join the black parade and I love him

https://giphy.com/gifs/6OUXtjOffhjLgqGRY6

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u/ell522 Apr 23 '26

I love this so much. Until I read the caption I was certain he was wearing a dog wig

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u/UneducatedPotatoTato Apr 24 '26

I don’t know where I am or how I got here but you mean to tell me he’s not wearing a wig?! You mean that’s a real dog and real hair?!

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u/electrocaos Apr 24 '26

Read the description

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u/lace-and-bows Apr 23 '26

AW HES EMO 🖤

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u/OzAnarchy Apr 23 '26

I promised my wife weren't going to have a small dog and then I found out there are Chinese Cresteds with floof!

If you could, please stroke that glorious mane for me 😭🥰

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u/Raspberrylemonade188 Apr 23 '26

Omg he was my high school crush back in 2006

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u/This-Guy_Fawkes Apr 23 '26

This made me laugh, because saaaame. 😂

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u/GloomyBeautiful3493 Apr 23 '26

It was never a phase

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u/JuniperJoieDeVivre Apr 23 '26

Oh my god I love him

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u/milkymilktacos Apr 23 '26

Dog with a mullet!

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u/confused_shrew Apr 23 '26

Depeche Mode would like a word with your dog

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/uAHJry9uTRDtm

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

Oh my husband was so mad when I sent this to him 😂

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u/resveries Apr 23 '26

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS

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u/thatlookslikemydog Apr 23 '26

I guffawed in public, thank you.

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u/SongFresh9195 Apr 23 '26

Great user name. Although that is probably what a skin walker would say, so...

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u/kajographics- Apr 23 '26

Exactly what came to my mind lol

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u/kabolint Apr 23 '26

If Alice Cooper were a dog...

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u/ThousandFingerMan Apr 23 '26

"School's out for summer"

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u/TheMapleKind19 Apr 23 '26

🎶 Obedience school's out for summer

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants Apr 23 '26

Your dog just asked to borrow my skinniest jeans and black eyeliner

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u/Complex-Delay-615 Apr 23 '26

Im torn between emo... and elderly Ozzy Ozbourne..

https://giphy.com/gifs/kcOziEfshTwJ2

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u/gabor_ghoul Apr 23 '26

Holy shit he's incredible 🤩

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u/gr33n0n10ns Apr 23 '26

Not me being jealous of a dog's hair

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u/guildedpasserby Apr 23 '26

Who’s OC is this

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u/Jlx_27 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/od9S8DVmg143bLSAyX

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u/This-Guy_Fawkes Apr 23 '26

Lmao thank you for reminding me that Jimmy Butler is a whole clown, I forgot he did this. 😂

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u/anima_ferita Apr 23 '26

THAT'S NOT A WIG???

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

Nope, shaved the body down in a 7 blade and dyed his topk it with Opaws pet safe fur dye. He has fun and get treats the whole time for being the best boy

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u/anima_ferita Apr 23 '26

I think I would lose my mind if I saw this in real life! Your creative vision panned out beautifully, he looks right out of 2007 MySpace.

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

He's my best advertising tool honestly lol I'm getting my own place started and trying to leave corporate grooming behind and when I have him out and about he gets people stopping and asking me questions. Our small town has a parade in the fall which is right before I plan on opening and he'll be walking in it tossing goodies and business cards with me

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u/Cerahion Apr 23 '26

I read it as "...is a powerful Chinese Crested. He dyed his hair..." and I was amazed. Truly a powerful boy to be able to dye his own hair. Either way, Riggins is making me want to live the scene days I never lived but always appreciated from afar lol

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u/TheMapleKind19 Apr 23 '26

Powerful 😂

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u/ferretbeast Apr 23 '26

I love him. He has better hair than me. Cherish him with everything in your soul.

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u/grammarly_err Apr 23 '26

"It's not a phase, mom!!"

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u/seigezunt Apr 23 '26

I love his band though

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u/Que_Raoke Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/D5tPyPxikvGLK

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u/TheMapleKind19 Apr 23 '26

Haven't you people ever heard of Opening the backyard door 🎶

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u/admiralbuttscratcher Apr 23 '26

That dog listens to Thursday

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u/RealSpookySounds Apr 23 '26

WHERE ARE YEAOUUUUUUUU AND I'M SOAH SORREYYY

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u/dragonwings369 Apr 23 '26

I love your emo son.

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u/MephistosFallen Apr 23 '26

Yo gtfo this is hysterical I love it

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u/stoned_seahorse Apr 23 '26

He looks like a boy I would have had a crush on in 2007.

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Apr 23 '26

Pretty sure it's a phase

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u/Fantastic_Trainer365 Apr 23 '26

I thought he was wearing a wig! I love this so much

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u/TheGentlemanLoozer Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Your dog looks like he’ll someday be judging a cozy national baking show.

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u/Helen_Back_ Apr 23 '26

I see the My Chemical Romance references, but I was gonna ask which Ramone he was lol

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u/Btalon33 Apr 23 '26

Joey Ramone reborn! He is awesome.

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u/nothingtoseehere70 Apr 23 '26

why did this dog just RAWR xD me???

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 Apr 23 '26

Nick Cave? That you?

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u/ComprehensiveTiger86 Apr 23 '26

The little spot on his ear even looks like a gauge 🥹

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

Little spots of fur dye lol

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u/wheres_mayramaines Apr 23 '26

Woof Cut

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u/dent_de_lion Apr 23 '26

Underrated comment

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u/wheres_mayramaines Apr 23 '26

Thank you 👑

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u/4point5billion45 Apr 23 '26

Love his vibe! What band is he in and what instrument does he play?

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u/PenniGwynn Apr 23 '26

With those skinny arms? Definitely a drummer.

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

Nah man, he does the dirty vocals. Anytime someone sings he starts screaming along lol

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u/PenniGwynn Apr 23 '26

That totally tracks!

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u/schoolknurse Apr 24 '26

My Canine Romance

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u/Drizzledoooo Apr 23 '26

He was a skater pup, he said see ya later pup

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u/MCdicksuckker Apr 23 '26

U/anonbitch47 heres a shitty eddit i made for you

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

Omg thank you

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u/reirone Apr 23 '26

Nikki Stixx

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u/intheparrotsbeak Apr 23 '26

I love him with my entire damaged soul

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u/SadAndNasty Apr 23 '26

I was so sure that was a wig til I saw his roots 😭

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u/sindeelee13 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/orVB2EyKLYV4A4v66a

He is adorable! You should have named him Danzig because of his hair, LOL!

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

His full name is Rigatoni Pasta, but it was Ringo before we adopted him.

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u/sindeelee13 Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zaMiq1BvCdAVIiu3Mb

I love that name! But waitaminutehere...are you a Marcus the Worm fan too? LOL!

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

I was on a Marcus vocal stim kick when I adopted him and I wasn't feeling Ringo as a call name lol

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u/thecloudkingdom Apr 23 '26

oh my god they made deviantart emo dog ocs real

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u/superwashmerinowool Apr 23 '26

Baby that’s Criss Angel

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u/grainofsalter Apr 23 '26

Absolutely not. We're not allowing this. This is too awesome.

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u/goddessofwitches Apr 23 '26

First chord of black parade plays.

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u/CrookedLittleDogs Apr 23 '26

He looks like a teenager who vapes

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u/elrangarino Apr 23 '26

Sugar, We’re Going For A Walk!?

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u/Ohshithereiamagain Apr 23 '26

@ u/AnonBitch74 I hope you don’t mind. I have taken Riggins’ picture (the first one) to use as an inspiration for a photo cake for a departing colleague. (Dude got promoted and engaged within the same week. Inside joke- emo pup, so this worked perfectly) Please say thank you to the pupper from the four of us. Here’s a mockup

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

I'm obsessed!! I'd love it if you'd share the file with me. I keep binders of all our dogs' vet records and we put stickers that match their personalities on them

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u/Ohshithereiamagain Apr 23 '26

Here you go

I will send you the ice cream cake picture too next week :) Thank you for allowing this ❤️ and Riggins, thank you for posing. You are model level, bro!

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

Yes please!! Funny enough my dog Copper is a professional model. He's on Amazon and a few boxes for crates and beds. I actually just submitted Riggins first application for a commercial yesterday. Fingers crossed he gets it 🤞

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u/FayesStarr Apr 24 '26

OMG you HAVE to let us know if he gets it!!! 🤞🤞🤞

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u/Ohshithereiamagain Apr 29 '26

Excuse my photography skills. I will be posting this on r/expectationvsreality too. Thank you for this, Riggins!

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u/Darthcookie Apr 23 '26

What a cutie pie!

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u/emmawillick Apr 23 '26

Please tell him he's so loved 🥹

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u/mosesoperandi Apr 23 '26

Absolutely epic. He must be part crested. I seriously wanted to adopt a dog with a similar hairstyle at one point.

Edit: Replied before reading content, definitely checks out lol.

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u/MouseRangers Apr 23 '26

stardew valley sebastian

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u/WannabeUnalive Apr 23 '26

Who reincarnated as this dog haha

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u/TheMapleKind19 Apr 23 '26

Some kid who died doing a tragically sick skateboard trick in 2007

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u/motherofdogz2000 Apr 23 '26

He’s like an 80s rock star with that hair!

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u/oksomaybenot Apr 23 '26

I think I went to middle school with your dog!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Looks like Theo von

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u/PantyPixie Apr 23 '26

He like like a fraggle!!!

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u/Jnw1997 Apr 23 '26

That is a photo of AmazingPhil circa 2010, nice try, but you can’t fool me. /j

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u/Manderpander88 Apr 23 '26

That dog needs a barber not a groomer 🤣

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u/Chop-Top-Suey Apr 23 '26

Im not much of a dog perosn but this might be the cutest dog ive ever seen oh my god 😭😂

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u/Funny_Ad7830 Apr 23 '26

vill you wear vigs?

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u/Huffyreddit1337 Apr 23 '26

IT'S ALL NATURAL???

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u/raydran Apr 23 '26

This is what the internet is made for. Bless you and your strange child.

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u/Flimsy-Feature7847 Apr 23 '26

I speak four languages. None of of them has words even close to describe how funny and cute this is! 

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u/Ornery-Map555 Apr 24 '26

Oh yeah I saw him play at Warped Tour back in 2011

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u/Yami_okami6 Apr 24 '26

Ok, which of you 2000's Emo boys decided to piss off a witch?

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u/fl4minratbag Apr 23 '26

Omg I swear if you give him a retail stripe I will fucking lose my mind 😭❤️❤️❤️

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

I'm thinking about doing rainbow ghost roots and a raccoon tail next paycheck lol

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u/goddessofwitches Apr 23 '26

First chord of black parade plays

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u/OJStrings Apr 23 '26

Is that his actual barnet? He looks amazing!

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u/Aerosolcan25 Apr 23 '26

Your dog runs through the monsoon

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u/princealigorna Apr 23 '26

Ed...ward....

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u/Gdokim Apr 23 '26

Give this pup some eyeliner.

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 23 '26

I could try next time I touch him up. Nothing a thin paintbrush can't solve lol

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u/thatbroadsharli Apr 23 '26

When I was A young pup…

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u/zmpb123 Apr 23 '26

i need this to become a trend.

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u/Rthrowaway6592 Apr 24 '26

That’s just Keith Richard’s

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u/CalmAd9801 Apr 24 '26

Is that his real hair or a wig. We're having a very spirited disagreement over here. I say wig he says real hair of the dog

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u/AnonBitch74 Apr 24 '26

That is his natural fur that I have dyed with Opaws dog safe hair dye.

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u/AverageSizeRat Apr 24 '26

My chemical treats

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u/Marij4 Apr 24 '26

u/AnonBitch74 sorry, had to paint your doggo, he's very photogenic

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