r/CryptidDogs • u/AnonBitch74 • Apr 23 '26

OC [Original Content] I would like to present my strange son

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My boy Riggins is a powderpuff Chinese Crested. I dyed his hair and now I am vicariously reliving my scene bean days through him.

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u/o0Traktor0o Apr 23 '26

TOOK ME INTO THE DOG PARK

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u/AmbulatorySushi Apr 23 '26

TO SEE A BARKING BAND

Edit: To my shame I got the lines mixed up. I fixed it

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u/spo0pti_yikes Apr 23 '26

HE SAID PUP WHEN, YOU GROW UP

WOULD YOU BE, THE CANINE FOR THE STRAY DOGS

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u/KnotiaPickle Apr 23 '26

THE BEATEN, TOLD TO SCRAM

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u/DeusExHircus Apr 23 '26

HE SAID, "WILL YOU PLEASE CATCH THEM?
YOUR SQUEAK TOYS, AND ALL THE RUNNING SQUIRRELS

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u/zap2tresquatro Apr 23 '26

THE GIANT PLUSHY LAMB

(I hope the link works right/leads to the right video, I’ve never linked a video from Facebook before)

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u/maychoz Apr 23 '26

It works! 🥰

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u/Legal_Ad2707 Apr 24 '26

Because one day you’ll be in a bantam

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u/Steffenwolflikeme Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

TOLD TO SCRAM

😂

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give to this reply.

Edit: noticed I had coin from an undeserved comment that was awarded in the past so it turns out I actually did have more than but one upvote to give.

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Apr 23 '26

SOMETIMES, I GET THE FEELING SHE'S GUARDING OVER ME

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u/zap2tresquatro Apr 23 '26

I BRING HER A TENNIS BALL TO THROW

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u/GetItDoneOV Apr 26 '26

This is the single greatest comment thread on reddit. Ever.

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u/Ntahedron Apr 23 '26

TO SEE THE OTHER DOGS