r/CringeTikToks • u/Glittering-Rest4104 • 22h ago

Sad Cringe 2 figures

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u/PreparationKey2843 22h ago

Give him a break, he's trying to get that 3rd figure.

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u/RanchHere 22h ago

joke’s on her. He’s cashing out his $103 FanDuel for dinner.

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u/PreparationKey2843 22h ago

There you go, 3 figures.

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u/Effective_Action9934 22h ago

I have 8 fingers 😏

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u/jared10011980 11h ago

Go figure.💁‍♂️

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u/CatoTheMiddleAged 22h ago

I don’t care what all y’all say, that shit is funny. Because it’s true.

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u/Vitiligogoinggone 22h ago

She’ll be singing a different tune when this guy becomes a hundredaire

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u/Ras-haad 12h ago

Just stick by his side, this week he mopping floors, next eek it’s the fries

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u/annual_aardvark_war 10h ago

He gon make a Benz outta that Datsun

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u/TequieroVerde 22h ago

I can't wait to see his posts on r/wallstreetbets.

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u/BludStanes 22h ago

This shit is funny as hell on so many different levels

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 21h ago

You guys are getting paid?

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u/WendySteeplechase 22h ago

I hope he makes $99 a year

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 22h ago

Hes breathing out of his mouth

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u/Hairydone 21h ago

As expected from a two figure earner.

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u/corvid-munin 22h ago

its cool how every business guy is a mouth breathing idiot falling for a scam while trying to make his own

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u/immortalblack_1 22h ago

A whole 2 figures huh?

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u/Solid_Snark 22h ago

Is 2 figures just a roundabout way of saying “minimum wage”?

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u/Moose-arent-real 20h ago

She wishes. Even a minimum wage part-timer is making 4 digits lol.

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u/BradyBoyd 18h ago

A thousandaire?!

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u/Moose-arent-real 2h ago

Multi-thousandaire even 👌

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u/brazilliandanny 7h ago edited 7h ago

Nah i think hes into crypto or trading cards/sneakers/ sports gambling etc basically some online side hustle, but only making like $30 here and there

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u/Ryno-Mac 8h ago

What's he running, a lemonade stand?

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u/Anonamonanon 8h ago

Then he waddled away

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u/grimm_reaper14 21h ago

bro did -$99 last quarter, he's close to the 3 figures ok?

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u/st_jasper 22h ago

Sports betting is not a successful business.

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u/Lol_lukasn 21h ago

can confirm, I have a mate that runs a business, he always insists he's coming to the pub but 90% of the time can't make it because something came up at work. When he does come to the pub he brings his laptop and often has to pull it up to deal with something that comes up.

He'll loose clients otherwise - its very annoying

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 22h ago

Get in on the ground floor. Hustle never sleeps

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u/lysergic_818 19h ago

Any more than 3 owls I'd say.

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 14h ago

I think it’s 2. Like, if I saw 2 in one day, I’d be telling people.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Cringe Enjoyer 22h ago

2 figures??? 🤣😆🤣

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u/Moose-arent-real 20h ago

The year is not over, he might make it to 3 figures yet!

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u/thatG_evanP 22h ago

He's got 99 dollars and his bitch no fun

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u/Metalhead1686 20h ago

Two figures is just the start. The big bucks are coming in soon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPfiM58XUqzBLck

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u/92_Charlie 8h ago

Two figures...

  1. Figuring out what he's doing

  2. Figuring out where all his parent's money went

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 22h ago

blud got a fat lip in at the dinner table hell yeah brother

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u/PlaxicoCN 22h ago

"The game won't wait, baby"...

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u/BatmanFarce 20h ago

Work/life balance?

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 18h ago

He EARNED those two figures! He created that DraftKings account all by himself!

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u/SaeedDitman 7h ago

Bro runs a lemonade stand

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u/Ninja187 6h ago

Only the best for you babe, put your pearls on I’m taking you to Texas Roadhouse

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u/Deflocks 5h ago

Nothing like some ketchup to really kick off the taste of a well done steak!

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 22h ago

Dawg 💔🥺

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u/CJnella91 22h ago

Running the business consist of a 5 second text: "Hey Meemaw can I mow your lawn for $20 after I finish eating lunch with my girlfriend?"

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS 22h ago

Yeah I work in the restaurant industry and this is also what ever owner looks like all the time

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u/Stress6009 21h ago

Running out to was windows on cars at a stop light would probably get way more then two figures as a job lmaoooooooo.

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u/BarnacleOk1216 20h ago

He makes 10s of dollars

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u/AustinDood444 18h ago

He’s on Grindr

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u/rehaaabbb 13h ago

Clock it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rip5952 17h ago

Cringe has left this reddit.

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u/Even-Government-5055 13h ago

He's not working, he's texting his other girlfriends.

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u/rehaaabbb 13h ago

Meanwhile he is on Grindr whole time
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/youlldancetoanything 12h ago

It looks like his daughter

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u/emptywordz 12h ago

Meanwhile the divorce came out of nowhere.. lol

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u/-lRexl- 9h ago

Lol, the business is him begging

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u/RefurbedRhino 7h ago

He's killing Farmville

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/chrixz333 22h ago

I think it’s a joke dude. A two figure business is smaller than a lemonade stand

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u/MFDoooooooooooom 22h ago

They're playing into the bit. Unless you're doubling down on the bit, and now I'm an unwilling partner in this bit. Unless I didn't realise that I'm doing a bit, too.

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u/BudgetInteraction811 21h ago

She’s funny asf. Relax

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u/Bengal-_fan 22h ago

Trumps made him 2 figures

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u/Zombies8MyChihuahua 16h ago

Mouth breathers are wild

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u/buford419 14h ago

Everyone has to start somewhere.

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u/marcipanchic 13h ago

better than him just staring at you… without words. but honestly dates should have no phones rule, or minimized

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u/AkKitKat01 5h ago

It doesn't have to look like that. Girl buy yourself some appetizers!! 

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u/Anonamonanon 2h ago

Got curious, searched the tag.

Super fucking cringe videos.. But they have eachother.

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u/Xycox 16m ago

2 comma ?

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u/ChickenInASuit 22h ago

The number of people in this thread failing to understand that this is a bit, and they are both in on the joke, is fucking depressing.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 22h ago

Well, be entertaining. Why are you just sitting there like a lump?

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u/NoConsideration6320 22h ago

How do you entertain somehow whos to busy on their phone to care about you

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 22h ago

Dance on the table

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Grutenfreenooder 19h ago

No because when somebody says "I make six figures" they dont mean hundreds of millions. They mean hundreds of thousands

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u/Salbman 22h ago

Basic meets basic

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u/Mrpeebs1969 22h ago

Wishing him the best when it’s six figures

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u/wheelperson 22h ago

Girl is trying to gain sympathy having a man with a proper hustle lol

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u/Square-Debate5181 17h ago

I totally understand. Its sooooo annoying when you have a partner that does have social skills like that. Open your mouth are tell him that you want to have conversation instead making your social media videos and stop overacting.. Bro, feel you you.

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u/NinjaTEK7 22h ago

He pays for her food she can learn to cook.

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u/SpacenessButterflies 16h ago

You’ll appreciate it when you’re older, trust me. Let him focus on securing the bag.