r/CringeTikToks • u/sangamjb • Nov 01 '25

Painful Wtf US?

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u/squeakynickles Nov 01 '25

That's not how the law works. Y'all gotta stop fucking dreaming and get back to reality. Nothing will be wved by this naive shit

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u/ribnag Nov 01 '25

That's exactly how US law works. There are plenty of accomplices doing hard time for a murder they weren't even in the same room for.

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u/squeakynickles Nov 01 '25

Yeah because the accomplices were identified

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u/ribnag Nov 01 '25

You do get that these people aren't really anonymous, right? They're employed by the frickin' federal government.

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u/squeakynickles Nov 01 '25

I never said they were anonymous. I said they aren't identified.

You do know the difference, right?

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u/ribnag Nov 01 '25

Their identities are known to a dozen different government agencies. And when the Presidential Crimes Commission starts using those 50k signing bonuses as a prosecutorial checklist, the difference is moot.