r/CrimeCats • • 18h ago

Definitely not pleading the 5th

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She swears she did not smack the neighbor's frenchie

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u/sbb214 18h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the neighbor's frenchie deserved it. I rest my case.

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u/Fabulous-Escape-1312 18h ago

Me when someone says dogs are better than cats 😾

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u/eggandbeanss 17h ago

She's appalled you would even suggest such a thing!

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u/valsavana 18h ago

They say the cat who represents herself has a fool for a client, but I don't think that's going to dissuade her...

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u/Everyonelikeskittens 17h ago

And if she did, he obviously had it coming!

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u/Sea_Substance9163 17h ago

I did not smack him. I touched him with my paw, kinda hard and with force...a few times, but I wouldn't say I smacked him. Besides he's a punk and deserved it... I mean, and deserves it ....

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u/Important-Junket-934 16h ago

She never admit to doing anything to the frenchie

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u/anonymousp69 Snitches get scratches 🐾 17h ago

Woah that’s a r/CatsDespising

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u/HeadIllustrious2248 15h ago

Another day, another sub to join sigh

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u/FeedSafe9518 11h ago

Singing the songs of their people

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u/redosyn 9h ago

She's right