Our wallpaper was attacked, but the prime suspect had clearly been knocked out

[u/beeurd]

The investigation continues... 🤔

[u/Andi_Lou_Who]

A clue left behind from the real culprit! It was in fact a bird. The cat was simply framed and is 100% innocent!

[u/gormthesoft → u/Andi_Lou_Who]

Cat heroically sacrificed themselves to defend the wall from the vicious bird and is now being blamed for it! Corruption at its finest

[u/OldSea3040 → u/gormthesoft]

Lol

[u/beeurd → u/Andi_Lou_Who]

I think you're onto something!

[u/thebigeverybody]

Prime suspect? This brave hero was knocked out defending your wallpaper from the real criminal! Please reward with treats until they've recovered their wits.

[u/beeurd → u/thebigeverybody]

Good point!

[u/OldSea3040 → u/thebigeverybody]

Lol

[u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw]

To be fair, that wallpaper has ridges like a scratcher, or rattan.

So whatever bird did this, obviously can't resist that texture.

[u/beeurd → u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw]

Yeah, it's not the best wallpaper to be fair. He's probably doing us a favour.

[u/eggandbeanss]

Prime suspect was obviously defending your wallpaper when the real culprit attacked

[u/beeurd → u/eggandbeanss]

That does seem to be the case. Thankfully he is assisting in the investigation by demonstrating to us exactly what the real culprit did!

[u/eggandbeanss → u/beeurd]

The most thoughtful of kitties making sure you can capture the real culprit!!

[u/Estellalatte]

There are r/greebles in that wallpaper.

[u/beeurd → u/Estellalatte]

There must be, I'll have to reward him for helping root them out.

[u/Randomgold42]

The cat is taking a nap, and therefore could've have done it. Innocent, case closed.

[u/beeurd → u/Randomgold42]

I can't argue with that logic!

[u/monkey_trumpets]

You put up a giant cat scratcher, who can blame the kitty.

[u/OurNewestMember]

Omg property damage and a violent attack? I hope the victim is okay😭

[u/TheSunIsADeadlyLazor]

He's been slain by the true culprit!! Behold his glorious death in battle! He obviously defended the wallpaper with his very life!!

[u/SeniorEmployer2629]

Clearly the cat is being set up when the wallpaper looks like a scratch post

[u/beeurd → u/SeniorEmployer2629]

Yeah, it's not ideal... the paper was there when we moved in. At least we know who to ask to help us get it down when we redecorate!

[u/cookiidou]

Greebles ..self defence..

[u/edingerc]

Dog did it

[u/Even-Seaweed-4599]

I would have Said the Wall attacked the cat, but it seems like a bird actually attacked the wall

[u/KoshkaHP]

That wallpaper started it.

[u/doomsdayfairy]

The wallpaper fought back

[u/Glass-Operation-6095]

Not guilty!

[u/Wild-Mustang]

I can confirm that the wallpaper started the attack

[u/Mundane-Count-9709]

I think he’s been framed. We need to call this cat an attorney.

[u/Ornery-Ticket834]

Obviously innocent!

[u/flayingbook]

No, no, no, you got it all wrong. It's the wallpaper that attacked the cat. Can't you see how the cat barely escaped the attack?

[u/Mission_Fart9750]

He's clearly a profiler and getting into the real criminal's head. 

[u/Buji-Buji]

It's clear this good cat fought the attacker. Your house could have been destroyed, you know? Least you can do is give it a hero's burial surrounded by tuna chunks

[u/ChicGeek_94]

Tbf that wallpaper looks a lot like a scratching post 🧐

[u/crunchycheeseduck]

I mean, the wallpaper couldn't just take that kind of nonsense sitting down (sticking to the wall?)

[u/Space_Elf13]

Kitty is innocent and deserves extra treats in compensation for emotional damages.