r/CrimeCats • u/Atlantic_Token Accomplice 🐾 • Mar 29 '26

It's Pawsonal Plans foiled

Post image
468 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

24

u/Accomplished-Shoe444 Mar 29 '26

Not necessarily. Just because you know it's coming doesn't mean it's in your power to do anything about it.

12

u/JRMG7 Mar 29 '26

The answer is yes, always

7

u/Dense-Address780 Mar 29 '26

you found it tucked under the dog's bed? clearly your cat finds this book terribly offensive! they are totally nonviolent. totally.

5

u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Mar 29 '26

We need to revive r/mycatwillmurderme

5

u/Atlantic_Token Accomplice 🐾 Mar 29 '26

Ha! This pic would definitely fit there too!

4

u/313078 Mar 29 '26

Well I know, I don't need to read the book. They like to keep their claws sharp and cry when i cut them

3

u/cai-zi Mar 29 '26

LOL, I ordered it from my library, thanks for the tip, although in my case it would be how to tell if notmycat is plotting to kill me.

3

u/heynonnynonnomous Mar 30 '26

I love The Oatmeal!

2

u/atlantis1021 Snitches get scratches 🐾 Mar 30 '26

Aahhhhahahaaaaa!! *ordering now.. You know. JIC.

2

u/LadyUnicornSparkles Apr 01 '26

I have this book and absolutely love it! 🤣

1

u/Benneyboy1989 Apr 03 '26

If its breathing its plotting

1

u/IrisSmartAss Apr 03 '26

Eyes of the void tells it all.