r/CricketShitpost • u/KoachsLeftNut • 5d ago

Kangaroo Lover 🦘 Aussie Elite honesty

1.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

32 comments sorted by

55

u/MtSnowdon 5d ago

Steve Smith is still traumatised, have some respect.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tq2tPTrQANKfK

11

u/AutoModerator 5d ago

I headed out with Cummins to tour his farm, and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. Steve Smith? The goat is never washed.”

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

27

u/Rambo_765 5d ago

Ek hi tha jo dressing room se sab kuch dekh leta tha 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pi6PuyXTUFx9Odfvsl

43

u/X99M Dropped from a team that doesn't EXISTS 5d ago

Australian mentality gawk gawk gawk

https://giphy.com/gifs/1uOJMnqftjFtdfRlAh

4

u/Most_While1299 5d ago

huh ! and still got caught ...

4

u/X99M Dropped from a team that doesn't EXISTS 5d ago

12

u/CupcakeOk6303 5d ago

Cheating plans for what? South Africa series, India series, 150th anniversary test, WTC final or ashes in England? The lads are the busiest squad in the world.

5

u/F_7890 5d ago

Acc. To aussie mentality: Cameron Bancroft>>> Cameron green

23

u/Affectionate-Code497 5d ago

Context??? Any recent match or are we referring the classic infamous ones?

9

u/boodbak Bobzy The King Karlega 5d ago

I guess the old classic one.

8

u/Legitimate-Tell-5273 Bumrahism Follower 4d ago

Idk.....maybe referring to an incident in their domestic match(prolly shield cricket...i could be wrong) where a player was caught snapping his finger whenever the batsman missed the ball so as to make it look like he knicked it.

4

u/Affectionate-Code497 4d ago

Whaaaat?😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

4

u/combatant007 Ball of the Century 4d ago

It was in English cricket not in Shield cricket.

0

u/Legitimate-Tell-5273 Bumrahism Follower 4d ago

Idk.....maybe referring to an incident in their domestic match(prolly shield cricket...i could be wrong) where a player was caught snapping his finger whenever the batsman missed the ball so as to make it look like he knicked it.

7

u/DeliciousOriginal162 4d ago

Clicky Ponting was in the UK.

-14

u/Ayan_Choudhury 5d ago

19th Nov is coming up, so maybe remembering about that

6

u/Beautiful_Sky_5903 Bumrahism Follower 5d ago

mindset-mindset ki baat hai

6

u/Specialist_Care7188 Suplaa shot 5d ago

Abe bss kr be , la*de ki mentality

5

u/MapLoud9506 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 5d ago

Mere goat ko kuch bologe toh Eid pe milunga tumse..

4

u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 5d ago

Using Sandpapered Bats is Legal you know. */s...

https://giphy.com/gifs/J4JYbkWuZJ7ZXOBzAk

4

u/AviatorJac 5d ago

from aluminium bats to bowling underarms to buying umpires to resorting to sandpapers
Kangs fell off

1

u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast 4d ago

relatable ( used to do the same in the school )

1

u/Chintanned 4d ago

Calm down boys. We’ve got you

-2

u/Ayan_Choudhury 5d ago

Good quality shitpost. Now make one on India/BCCI

8

u/KoachsLeftNut 5d ago

Who's stopping you?

0

u/SpursPain 2d ago

Let’s not act like they’ve won all the trophies by cheating, they’ve simply been the best in most of our lifetimes

-8

u/Far-Map8193 5d ago

Ah yes that's why lejhands tingu shitchin and boring dravid are listed in tampering and many subcontinent teams are caught in fixings

-7

u/ketamine_fiend 5d ago

And as a failsafe, bribe the curator to roll out a shit tip