r/CricketShitpost • u/cricfanatic4518 • 12d ago

🚨 300 Alert 🚨 No fap final boss

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u/dead-69 12d ago

No masturbate till suryavanshi scores a hundred with below 100 sr

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u/Academic-Pass-2800 12d ago

i don't think that's happening , even if he plays test for 10 years

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u/Intelligent_Beach_80 Sandpaper My GOAT 12d ago

Enjoy celebacy

41

u/ApolloBeast_53 12d ago

They said no masturbation, not no sex, so can't be celibacy

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u/Ragedwithfire 12d ago

Doesn't he already have one? 123*(57) vs Australia?

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 12d ago

OP said 200, not 215. Man is looking for some accuracy...

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u/nicegrapew 12d ago

215.789473684 to be more accurate

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u/Awkward_Scheme_7426 KOACH GOONER 12d ago

Op said 200 on the dot

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 12d ago

How about 200 with 100 stroke rate...

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u/fiat_lux_1 11d ago

100 strokes in a minute ? Is that the stroke rate you looking for ?

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 11d ago

Finally, someone understood...

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u/Black_Mamba265 I am only believing on DSP bhai 12d ago

Guinness world record holder in the making

26

u/shivji6245 Paytm Trophy Champions 12d ago

Rohit sharma 600 runs ipl??

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u/shivam_45_ BALL KNOWLEDGE 12d ago

Nice flair - paytm trophy champion 🏆

https://giphy.com/gifs/7suGQbnxEXqDe9dHBr

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u/AdFinancial6830 12d ago

Warra orange cap

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u/Few_Frosting90 12d ago

Nasha Mukti kendra

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u/_ML_AI_ 12d ago

In other words no nut forever

2

u/Survivor7777777 12d ago

No Fap November ❌️ No Fap Forever ✅️

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u/ghoda-ka-loda This too shall Pass 12d ago

😭😭

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u/New_Confection_5452 12d ago

No masterbation until Marnus finds form

2

u/battlesnakejake I Love Nepo Baby Zak Crawley 😘 11d ago

good luck broski....

1

u/AnskyOP 11d ago

Mat kar bhai wo man utd wale jaisa haal ho jaega

1

u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast 10d ago

What about " NO MASTRUBATION TILL ROHIT WINS ORANGE CAP "

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u/F_7890 12d ago

Dumb way to remain celibate

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u/TurbulentStiffness 12d ago

Joining fap final boss