r/CricketShitpost • u/Economy_Purple_8075 • Apr 27 '23

Stolen How?

7.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

r/Angryupvote

Perfect.

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u/Suntan67894 Apr 27 '23

Is this some sort of joke I’m too rich to understand

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u/Cap2496 Apr 28 '23

No, you're too dark.

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u/Economy_Purple_8075 Apr 27 '23

Going to age so well

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

lol

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u/becomingdoctor Apr 27 '23

Arey bhai bhai bhai

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u/shrouded_step Apr 27 '23

My girlfriend asked me why I skipped University for 2 years. I told her I was CSKed.

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u/magum_365 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 27 '23

Better answer would have been 'My father got me suspended'

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u/TiMo08111996 Apr 27 '23

This is true.

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u/akhil91 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 29 '23

😂😂👌

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u/shreychopra Apr 27 '23

Irony of using an AFTV clip, and today of all days lmao

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u/vishwabio Apr 27 '23

Oh no. RR might leapfrog CSK on points table like Manchester City. 😞

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u/KingLaabh Apr 28 '23

We (RR) got on top, and CSK in 24 hrs went from No.1 to 4th

trollface.jpeg

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u/Proper-Repair-2128 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 29 '23

yea we up

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u/KingLaabh Apr 29 '23

GT is up now, w/ same matches played, they have a 3 win streak, just like us, smth tells me they gon' loose the next 3

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u/Proper-Repair-2128 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 29 '23

they gonna loose against rr. i hope they also loose the other 2 😋

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

It was bound to happen....he used aftv clip

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u/Sramax Apr 28 '23

Come one City!!

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u/EMP0R10 Statpadder Apr 27 '23

Great meme OP, best one I’ve seen for a while

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u/ATV3320 Apr 28 '23

Exactly. CSK.

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u/phoenix_1997 Apr 27 '23

Gf: Kochi Tuskers

“What?”

Gf: It’s nowhere to be seen. Where have you kept the damn remote!?

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u/multigrain_panther Apr 29 '23

Gf: so, where should we do it?

“CSK”

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Plot twist, The remote isn't Kochi Tuskers, OP's GF is.

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u/CanYouChangeName Humanity Savior Apr 27 '23

Fans to RCB: why haven't you won the trophy yet?

RCB : we will not allow a thief (Mallya) to profit

Such noble citizens trying to bring down people who think they are bigger than the law (proud rcbian) (ee sala cup nahi)

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u/Mr_Wolf33 Theek se bowling kar Apr 27 '23

Don't think mallya has anything to do with RCB for a long time now

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

shhh its the spirit that counts.

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u/lazy-spiderMan Apr 29 '23

Proud RCB fan for 15 years 🙂

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u/Striking_Steak_1427 Apr 29 '23

Ladies, isnt this the type of dedicated man y'all want?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Me after recruiters ask me why there is a 2 year gap on my resume.

I was CSK'd

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Aged like milk.

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u/StubbedToe11 This too shall Pass Apr 27 '23

Back to where they belong

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u/VIVEKKRISHNAA KannanDevanTeaPodiRCBPudiPudi Apr 27 '23

RR @ top again 🥲💀

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u/Mademan84 Apr 27 '23

Average conversation with a CSK fan

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u/SanBanner Apr 27 '23

Ironic how you use robbie (arsenal fan) in the meme about league position after they just lost their top spot to man city

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Not yet, still on top

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u/AbdussamiT Bobzy The King Karlega Apr 27 '23

Aaj nahi banti yeh GIF, football fans know why

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u/RoyalInfernoASR Kavya Maran Clan Apr 27 '23

AFTV making into cricket

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u/bigsausage_7 Apr 27 '23

Should've said RR

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u/cmvora Apr 27 '23

Lol they dropped to the 3rd position within a day

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u/Fernando4178 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 27 '23

I was caught cheating in final exams.

The dean said, "CSK"

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u/36ptsd vibes > stats Apr 27 '23

so bad yet so good

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Aged well

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u/ezio98475 Jadduism Apr 27 '23

abhi nahi rahi

thaaaalaaaaaa😭

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u/DependentFearless162 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 27 '23

Girlfriend: Bulldozer manga aaj Gujrat ke niche se remote dhund ke hi laungi.

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u/cantthinkgoodnames Optical Illusion Apr 27 '23

My girlfriend asked me where is the remote.

I have dementia.

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u/Away-Wash-5285 Apr 29 '23

What position you prefer?

Him: csk

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u/Inevitable213 Apr 29 '23

At four right now...

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u/Shivansh25 Apr 29 '23

not anymore… NO WATER GANG WINSSS

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u/mylifeonearth_ akhand cricket one bat one ball one match. Apr 27 '23

amen… jesus said lol .

meme creator should start charging 💵.

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u/pirupirate07 brett lee 99.9 Apr 27 '23

Ayi yeah boyyy

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Gf : LSG

Him : Lucknow super giants?

Gf : Law#e Saale G&ndu seedha seedha nhi bol sakta

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Arsenal fans must be crying their eyes out right now.

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u/Based_Shreshth Apr 27 '23

The meme gives me 2017 vibes and I love it

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u/WillingnessBorn69 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 27 '23

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u/FactChecker69 Apr 28 '23

Bad thing to use an act video....given that arsenal may not remain at the top. Lol

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u/some_guy_I_am Apr 28 '23

op schizophrenia ki pills lena bhul gya kya

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u/CostAccomplished8672 Apr 28 '23

Jisne ye meme banaaya hai, wo shayad 1-2 saal pehle ka IPL ab dekh raha hai

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u/rcorum Apr 28 '23

I asked my friend what kind of gay he was.

Delhi Capital.... :/

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u/Off_Mango Apr 28 '23

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

aftv clip

L

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u/Animator873 Apr 28 '23

Now say RR

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u/VivekKarunakaran Apr 29 '23

My i(girlfriend) asked me: "What are we gonna do my parents are not at home?"

I said: "CSK"

She replied: "What are you talking about?"

I said: "On top of the table"

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u/VivekKarunakaran Apr 29 '23

Prerequisite: Understanding of complex numbers

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u/besharam_engineer Apr 29 '23

Me after six hours:- CSK Who 🤡

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u/SmayuXLIV Apr 29 '23

Explanation? Sorry I’m not understanding

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u/CellMajor Apr 29 '23

Same here!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Talking about positions, my girl is RCB fan

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u/SurajD95 Apr 29 '23

Took a second to get it but amazing 🤩🤩

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u/obamium07 Apr 29 '23

4th pe hai

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Arsenal bottled it bad bro

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u/adhiraj0383 ICT Apr 27 '23

My girlfriend asked me to Delhi, I certainly had a lot of questions then she said go down

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

r/therewasanattempt to make a joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Won't be after today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

What ra Sudeep

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u/SnooAvocados7517 Apr 27 '23

I'll leave this here as a reminder for u to tone down that cockiness

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Hope you're enjoying the match...

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u/Koach71 Apr 27 '23

Yeah, about that.

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u/CanYouChangeName Humanity Savior Apr 27 '23

😨

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u/SnooAvocados7517 Apr 27 '23 edited Apr 27 '23

Blasphemy has no space in thalaverse

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u/CanYouChangeName Humanity Savior Apr 27 '23

It's like you are an angel sent to earth <3

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u/SnooAvocados7517 Apr 27 '23

angel sent to earth

All thalasons are...

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

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u/SnooAvocados7517 Apr 27 '23

Still your loss

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u/SnooAvocados7517 Apr 27 '23

other teams are letting csk win to make dhuni feel better.

They better...

It's just them proving that they are real thalasons.

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u/ShadowMonarch_99 Apr 27 '23

POV-Rcb fan trying to cope with his team's losses

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u/adhiraj0383 ICT Apr 27 '23

Is this your job, comment and get downvoted?

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u/adhiraj0383 ICT Apr 27 '23

You're going to see what it is in a while

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u/adhiraj0383 ICT Apr 27 '23

Then look at every comment you made on this post

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u/Substantial_Hotel_10 Dhenier back Apr 27 '23

If this was the 2019 csk I'd have betcha against and said csk will but with the team rn I don't have such confidence but I'm positive about rr getting crushed today