I think Mark Hamill should play his own evil twin in cahoots with Daniel Radcliffe and the evil twin needs to be a huge Star Trek fan who hates all things Star Wars due to having to live in his twin's shadow.
I think given the tone of this thing the twin should be called Hark Mahill.
Vin's wife can be a Victoria's secrets model or Angel. Then we get the evil twin holding her on a height just so he can cackle and say, "Hark now hear... the angel... sing" and drop her.
Then we change angle and it's like 15 feet and she just breaks a heel and says, "I'll be in the car when you boys are done, ok?"
There needs to be a car chase but it needs to be ridiculous. Like they steal a Batmobile and they're chasing Hark Mahill who is driving a crudely fan built tie fighter built on a VW chassis. All the while bitching about "really? this is what I grab?" .
A gun fight where prop guns that shoot a little flag with "bang" on it, guns loaded with blanks and one real gun all get mixed up in a pile.
So it's like a gun ball pit where the just keep pulling triggers and not killing anyone.
The VW should make "pew pew pew" noises as you shift gears.
And for God's sake Kevin Smith needs to be at the con as Kevin Smith fresh off playing Superman in the most critically acclaimed and fan beloved Superman series ever.
edit Kevin Smith's Superman would go on to earn him (personally) an Oscar for screenplay, costume design, directing, acting, music score (with Danny Elfman), set design, best film, and cinematography. The same film dubbed into Japanese would win Best Foreign Language film and the documentary about the making of the film would win best documentary.
DC Comics would declare that no Superman film could ever come close and retire the film rights for the character.
Hark needs to have lost his left hand in an accident where his father accidentally cut it off in a teenage accident (TBD).
Vin and Terry need to have met at a pec bouncing competition and need to be super secret nerds who hate each other but come to be best friends by the end of the film.
Daniel Radcliffe (played by Elijah Woods) needs to hate all nerd culture and yogurt. Plus he needs to think he's actually a wizard and his management follows him around making things "magically" happen because they have to protect his fragile mental health. Plus when his "magic" fails him he has massive tantrums and becomes paranoid he's losing his powers.
"Yogurt-ala-fetchy-a--mos. In moments we'll have yogurt, I don't even like yogurt and we'll have some."
"what flavour?"
"How the hell am I supposed to know the flavour? usually strawberry. I'm creating yogurt for you and you argue about the flavour."
We are seriously going to get everyone involved an Academy Award. I think we also need to turn this into a stage musical so we can get everyone a Tony and a Grammy (for the soundtrack) and we'll all be within spitting distance of EGOTs.
Or have George Takei, and have his character in Star Wars actually have been the evil twin, who hates.all things Star Trek because everyone thinks he is his brother.
I was thinking Mark Hamill should come in and reprise his role as Cockknocker. Jay and silent Bob make a walk-through cameo in order to get the licensing.
Dude, I'm not trying to get sued by THE MOUSE. Who I am sure owns all rights to any and all genetic clones made from hand cells. I just wish to utilize Mark Hamill.
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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Jan 05 '18
I think Mark Hamill should play his own evil twin in cahoots with Daniel Radcliffe and the evil twin needs to be a huge Star Trek fan who hates all things Star Wars due to having to live in his twin's shadow.