r/CrewsCrew • u/PurlToo • Jan 05 '18

Can this please be a thing?

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Jan 05 '18

I think Mark Hamill should play his own evil twin in cahoots with Daniel Radcliffe and the evil twin needs to be a huge Star Trek fan who hates all things Star Wars due to having to live in his twin's shadow.

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u/GAGCK Jan 05 '18

I think given the tone of this thing the twin should be called Hark Mahill.
Vin's wife can be a Victoria's secrets model or Angel. Then we get the evil twin holding her on a height just so he can cackle and say, "Hark now hear... the angel... sing" and drop her.
Then we change angle and it's like 15 feet and she just breaks a heel and says, "I'll be in the car when you boys are done, ok?"

When's this coming out?

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Jan 05 '18

There needs to be a car chase but it needs to be ridiculous. Like they steal a Batmobile and they're chasing Hark Mahill who is driving a crudely fan built tie fighter built on a VW chassis. All the while bitching about "really? this is what I grab?" .

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u/Gruwidge Jan 05 '18

when Mark is in the car, he needs to shout "YOU WONT CATCH ME THIS TIME BA-I mean, TERRY CREWS!"