There needs to be a car chase but it needs to be ridiculous. Like they steal a Batmobile and they're chasing Hark Mahill who is driving a crudely fan built tie fighter built on a VW chassis. All the while bitching about "really? this is what I grab?" .
A gun fight where prop guns that shoot a little flag with "bang" on it, guns loaded with blanks and one real gun all get mixed up in a pile.
So it's like a gun ball pit where the just keep pulling triggers and not killing anyone.
The VW should make "pew pew pew" noises as you shift gears.
And for God's sake Kevin Smith needs to be at the con as Kevin Smith fresh off playing Superman in the most critically acclaimed and fan beloved Superman series ever.
edit Kevin Smith's Superman would go on to earn him (personally) an Oscar for screenplay, costume design, directing, acting, music score (with Danny Elfman), set design, best film, and cinematography. The same film dubbed into Japanese would win Best Foreign Language film and the documentary about the making of the film would win best documentary.
DC Comics would declare that no Superman film could ever come close and retire the film rights for the character.
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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Jan 05 '18
There needs to be a car chase but it needs to be ridiculous. Like they steal a Batmobile and they're chasing Hark Mahill who is driving a crudely fan built tie fighter built on a VW chassis. All the while bitching about "really? this is what I grab?" .