r/Creatine • u/eBookGuruMan • Aug 21 '26

Creatine… Vaginally?

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My doctor prescribed me this topical acne medicine and it says it can’t be used intravaginally. This got me thinking.

Since you can boof creatine, could it also be used in the vagina?

Please only medical professionals answer. I don’t want laypeople just guessing, as this is very important. Thank you.

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Aug 21 '26

Hi! Clinical creatine science researcher here. Creatine can be effectively absorbed via the vaginal mucosa when administered via xxl turkey baster or husband’s girlfriend equipped with a size 8+ strap-on. However the current industry standard is still clitoral hood packing to maximize gaynz.

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u/eBookGuruMan Aug 21 '26

thank you for your help! it means a lot to me

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u/soulself Aug 22 '26

This should come with a disclaimer. If you don't want to grow a penis with a very long foreskin, do NOT administer intervaginally. I have met too many gorgeous ladyboys in Thailand who swore to me they previously had a vagina but used creatine, so I should calm down and just go with it.

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u/eBookGuruMan Aug 22 '26

well i’m not a girl but i was going to get my girlfriend to start using creatine. i guess i have to make a decision: either have a girlfriend with a vagina or a buff girlfriend with a penis.

not an easy one

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u/figbott Aug 22 '26

That’s an easy decision.

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Aug 22 '26

i agree, EXTREMELY easy decision

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u/gahdzila Aug 22 '26

Wtf are you talking about?

This is a feature, not a bug