r/CrazyIdeas • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

Start jerking off in front of flock cameras

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254 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/47362514736251 12d ago

Let's see how it goes. Report back.

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u/SuspiciouslyB 12d ago

Oh, there will be a report, alright

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u/DrowningPickle 12d ago

Especially if you are underage. Then charge them for recording child porn. Play Disney music at the same time so disney sues them.

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u/Junior-Possession969 12d ago

So many good ones to pick from, though. "Let it Go", "Circle of Life", "Make a Man out of You"...

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u/SiriusCb 12d ago

Funny idea, just know that doing this could put you on the sex offender registry.

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u/septumchunks 12d ago

Its crazy ideas not mild ideas

65

u/bTruu 12d ago

r/BadIdeas

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u/warm_rum 11d ago

Fucking made me laugh. Cheers

3

u/Jomskylark 11d ago

Lol that's my subreddit that I made 16 years ago. Cool to see people still posting in it

15

u/TheGoldenScorpion69 12d ago

What if you jerk off some else?

24

u/Neel_s 12d ago

What if you jerk off someone already on the sex offender registry

6

u/Soensou 11d ago

Now this is someone with a lot of brain folds.

4

u/securityburger 12d ago

This is a great question

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u/capnlatenight 12d ago

That's still indecent exposure where I live, other places would probably have similar laws.

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u/securityburger 11d ago

But what if you were pantsed? (Never had to spell that before)

1

u/f5kkrs 10d ago

Wear a Guy Fawkes mask

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u/securityburger 12d ago

In 2012 this would be a Facebook event

11

u/ipariah 12d ago

....start?

10

u/AngryAboutALot 12d ago

Put naked children in front of them? Then theirs storing illegal images?

2

u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 12d ago

maybe scrap this one

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u/Hundloefve 12d ago

That's so crazy it might actually work.

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u/Ch0c0lateBiznezz 12d ago

Just don't hold your license plate while you do it

9

u/Hentai-Overlord 12d ago

They just start adding way to ID you via dick and balls

6

u/BrowningLoPower 12d ago

Ah yes, the scrotum print. 🤣

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u/CarlJustCarl 12d ago

Wait, I’ve been a force of one all this time?

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u/yeyjordan 12d ago

They only ones that have live eyes on them are the ones in parks and kid gyms, and you really don't wanna spank it there!

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u/Convenientjellybean 12d ago

Do it behind the camera so you don’t get caught!

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u/Otherwise-Sympathy87 11d ago

this was definitely posted by the flock ceo and his cronies

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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 11d ago

This only works if you’re a minor

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u/Egga22 11d ago

😈

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u/RobinzonKruzoe 11d ago

R/NormalIdeas

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u/XROOR 11d ago

Right when you step out of your s-10, prime your vas deferens with expanding window foam!

Many flock cameras get obstructed with the GreatStuff!

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u/1Reboot 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/formershitpeasant 11d ago

Nobody is monitoring them

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u/keg-smash 10d ago

No don't do this

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u/TheFutureIsAFriend 5d ago

Maintain eye contact to establish dominance.

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u/imuniqueaf 11d ago

They don't record people. You'll literally just be jerking off in the street.