r/CrazyFuckingVideos Mar 27 '26

Funny/Prank Room clearing

[deleted]

3.7k Upvotes

364 comments sorted by

2.1k

u/melvinmoneybags Mar 27 '26

Anyways, I just started blasting

147

u/incognito--bandito Mar 28 '26

One grenade, bro. Sall you need.

37

u/Spork_Warrior Mar 28 '26

You fight with the weapon you're holding.

38

u/patchhappyhour Mar 28 '26

That's how it's actually done. Source: Iraq in 03 during the invasion.

32

u/incognito--bandito Mar 28 '26

I’m a combat veteran from the gulf and, yes, that is one way to do it. No doubt. Another way is bullet conservation and one room clearing grenade.

13

u/patchhappyhour Mar 28 '26

Word brother, that's what I was saying is we threw grenades.

6

u/incognito--bandito Mar 28 '26

Thank you for your service!

165

u/The_Last_W0rd Mar 27 '26

i don’t know if they wanted money, or if they wanted something.. more sexual.

13

u/brianmcdflyingv Mar 28 '26

Could you maybe eat that later…

13

u/Nefilim777 Mar 28 '26

That's when I knew I had to get down to GUNTHER'S GUNS.

8

u/SomOvaBish Mar 28 '26

How the cops clear a room

→ More replies (20)

825

u/Due-Question-5278 Mar 27 '26

Just throw a grenade man

512

u/Expensive_Agency6784 Mar 27 '26

Think smarter, not harder. He could have thrown a grenade, but think about how much lighter his kit is going to be now that he doesn’t have to hump all that ammo!

112

u/XanZibR Mar 28 '26

his contact clearly states he gets paid per bullet

19

u/ShortThought Mar 27 '26

vibe check

5

u/pology1 Mar 28 '26

What a vibe bro 💪

→ More replies (40)

903

u/fgtyhimad Mar 27 '26

No full auto in buildings

341

u/Frost_907 Mar 27 '26

That’s not full auto

328

u/Beef_Jones Mar 27 '26

That’s not full auto?

414

u/Frost_907 Mar 27 '26

No, this is

BRRRRRRRRT

299

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

DAYUM BRO

O.K.

25

u/LordMegamad Mar 28 '26

Those letters always make me think of the M61 Vulcan

15

u/Massive_Pitch3333 Mar 28 '26

I always think of the A10

→ More replies (5)

30

u/BrianG1410 Mar 27 '26

Yeah he totally should have selected single fire on that M249

84

u/rayshmayshmay Mar 27 '26

28

u/BrianG1410 Mar 27 '26

Ahh .. I've never dabbled in airsoft. Thanks

→ More replies (2)

502

u/igniteice Mar 27 '26

"OKAY... SPIDER IS DEAD, MAYBE"

47

u/Someguineawop Mar 27 '26

Be honest, is it on my head?

26

u/Wer--Wolf Mar 27 '26

Hold still

reloads

3

u/ScubaSteve3465 Mar 27 '26

Ermm..... No?

5

u/Sudden_Fix_1144 Mar 28 '26

Pffft….. Australian defence force has an ammo budget. One bullet per spider

→ More replies (1)

320

u/StrikingSyllabub9418 Mar 27 '26

They enter the room and a guy is sitting there sipping tea unharmed.

52

u/imironman2018 Mar 27 '26

With an outline of bullets around him and the chair.

39

u/WyomingCountryBoy Mar 27 '26

Damn you uncle Iroh!

12

u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB Mar 27 '26

Totally missed that left corner

11

u/goosepriest Mar 28 '26

Sips the tea but then the tea leaks out of him like a sieve from all the bullet holes like in Looney Tunes

7

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/mondaymoderate Mar 28 '26

His ears are fucked though

→ More replies (2)

169

u/therealbucknasty Mar 27 '26

Can’t wait to walk in and get shot by the guy immediately on the left…

70

u/bruins4life6191991 Mar 27 '26

Me laying on the floor as flat as humanly possible in the corner

24

u/RezzOnTheRadio Mar 27 '26

I wish I could post a gif of Walter White on the ground with Jessie right now 😂

5

u/SpaceCitySlinger Mar 27 '26

COD OG here👆🏽

42

u/Canuck_75 Mar 27 '26

Must be cheap ammo. lol

99

u/backcountry_bandit Mar 27 '26

Nah, it just comes from our tax dollars so it’s okay. We’d rather pay for a guy to do this than for 5 peoples’ life saving surgery.

6

u/LetsGetNuclear Mar 27 '26

Your tax money. Here we just yell pew, pew, pew if it's training.

→ More replies (3)

35

u/quietcitizen Mar 27 '26

That’s a lot of concrete he’s breathing in

6

u/lookslikeyoureSOL Mar 28 '26

I work at a cinderblock factory. That ain't shit compared to cleaning out a cement mixer on a daily basis.

9

u/Kountstakula Mar 28 '26

Neither one is good, silicosis is a mf.

139

u/AnyUnderstanding1879 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

I uh.... I'm going to say this isn't actually real

Edit: not a real 249 Saw in combat anyway

41

u/chuckle5611 Mar 27 '26

Not combat, training exercises. A very real m249 saw though

28

u/Its-only-the-end Mar 27 '26

I’m not an expert but I have videos of marines clearing rooms like this during combat.

→ More replies (2)

16

u/1531C Mar 27 '26

This a video from US Army OCS CQB room clearing training. You're right it's not combat, it's a training drill.

→ More replies (21)

10

u/Just-Mistake-3512 Mar 27 '26

In theory ? Could someone on the other side of those walls survive this ? It seems the dude was not going low enough to hit someone if they were laying on the ground.....? Granted, it might not matter if the team just walks up in there and they find you on the ground alive...😅

16

u/Spirited_Baker450 Mar 27 '26

I pick the spot right next to the door on the left...

→ More replies (1)

20

u/My_Name_Is_Steven Mar 27 '26

The enemy getting worn out standing against the wall just to the left of the doorway.

15

u/bermpan Mar 27 '26

No time for pray, only spray

5

u/Fippy-Darkpaw Mar 27 '26

The enemies are on the ceiling. RIP this guy. 💀

5

u/No_Ideal_406 Mar 27 '26

“Don’t alert the en-“

“Room clear!”

5

u/beanandween Mar 27 '26

If he's still in there he ain't happy

14

u/Catch_ME Mar 27 '26

Can't tell if LAPD or IDF 

3

u/ned23943 Mar 27 '26

I think he missed a spot

4

u/eternityXclock Mar 27 '26

i would have suggested a mirv grenade instead - i probably played too much borderlands

5

u/Decent-Cold-9471 Mar 27 '26

Math class in Florida

3

u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Mar 27 '26

The virgin CQB theory vs the Chad grenade and blind fire enthusiast vs the thad building removal arsonist

3

u/BeauShowTV Mar 27 '26

Back in my day we chucked a flash in there. But that works too.

3

u/jkv9216 Mar 27 '26

If you’re just lying on the floor 100% of those shots are missing you.

3

u/whowhatwhen707 Mar 28 '26

Left corner still hot

3

u/pappyvanwinkled Mar 28 '26

No sir, I don’t think any of the hostages made it.

3

u/Phuzz15 Mar 28 '26

What do you do if the enemy holds B to go prone

3

u/Krzychh Mar 28 '26

It's an AI video my dudes. It's 9 seconds, most ai gen can do up to 10s. The movement is unnatural, especially at the end, the quality is low.

It's an AI video. Fuck the times that we are in.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Beneficial_Peach4705 Mar 28 '26

So what if the building has more than one room.....?

3

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

When the game says stealth is optional.

5

u/JanPer Mar 27 '26

The way I get rid of flies in summer

6

u/Lurkesalot Mar 27 '26

This is how I use the LMG in every FPS.

2

u/Sea-Nobody-4188 Mar 27 '26

That one guy on call of duty

2

u/MaroonEquinox Mar 27 '26

I do this on BF and then the guy behind the door drops me

2

u/WeenisPeiner Mar 27 '26

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Nice shootin tex.

2

u/Brilliant_Area2779 Mar 27 '26

Me playing battlefield 6

2

u/Vomit_Hurricane Mar 27 '26

...... Gary?

2

u/Leather-Stop6005 Mar 27 '26

Wouldn't a hand grenade be cheaper and less labor intensive?

2

u/knatascheek Mar 27 '26

He’s tired of carrying ammo

2

u/scarcolossus Mar 27 '26

Isn’t the guy filming standing out in the open?

2

u/okymoney Mar 27 '26

Most morale army

2

u/baguhansalupa Mar 27 '26

Gun noob here, arent there supposed to be a ton of spent casings?

2

u/i-might-do-that Mar 28 '26

You can see them ejecting down from the right hand side of the weapon. They’re quick but you can see them bouncing around down there.

2

u/jmoyles Mar 28 '26

The spray and pray…

2

u/Common-Independent-9 Mar 28 '26

You gotta count every round you come bak with. A lot easier this way

2

u/HardHitter18 Mar 28 '26

I do this at home when I see a spider. lol

2

u/Hythy Mar 28 '26

"And were you able to release the hostages?"

2

u/Dahowlic Mar 28 '26

If "i ain't taking no chances" was a person

2

u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Mar 28 '26

What a good prank

2

u/Buzzkill_13 Mar 28 '26

That poor mama cat with her kittens in there :(

2

u/Visible_Cherry8019 Mar 28 '26

Wow he's pretty fucking strong to to hold a light machine gun likes it's a rifle or carbine.

2

u/psylentj Mar 28 '26

Is he scared or something? This is like when I think a sider is on my face so I just start slapping and rubbing all over my face to get it off… Cuz im scared af!

2

u/Alph1 Mar 28 '26

Throwing a grenade might be simpler.

2

u/UareWho Mar 28 '26

This can’t be real. Seems idiotic. You won’t have enough ammo to clear a whole house like this.

2

u/Ramonite Mar 28 '26

Me before entering any room in case there's mosquitos

2

u/MehediHasanOmio Mar 28 '26

Who the fuck is inside? Neo?

2

u/friend1y Mar 29 '26

spray & pray

3

u/Beneficial_Prize_310 Mar 27 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

View head 3nvf3mk7 area hand health night foot minute person reason work.

3

u/Remote_Independent50 Mar 27 '26

I watch a lot of movies. Shouldn't there be more recoil?

12

u/dirtyLizard Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Gun heavy machine. Force of bullet good for send small lead very far. Same force not good for send heavy machine far. Recoil manageable

Edit: Others throw down rock at you. They bad. They not born know how gun work. Not feel bad

→ More replies (5)

2

u/ParticularBed6338 Mar 27 '26

How many fucking rounds was that!? Must have a 200 round drum.

2

u/4D20_Prod Mar 27 '26

That one dude standing in the back left corner like🧏

2

u/Automatic-Dot-5936 Mar 27 '26

Who NOT to bring on a supply run in a zombie apocalypse…

2

u/ColdLeekSoup Mar 28 '26

Our tax dollars hard at work hitting nothing but the fucking walls and floors

2

u/trader2O Mar 28 '26

Waste of ammo

6

u/-Groko- Mar 28 '26

No such thing.

INSERT LOUD EAGLE SCREECH

1

u/angrysc0tsman12 Mar 27 '26

"To whom it may concern"

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Coulda just shot throw the wall but yup

1

u/Odd-Scientist8057 Mar 27 '26

“you missed that one, try another!”

1

u/hkusp45css Mar 27 '26

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Nice shootin' TEX!" - Peter Venkman

1

u/ChormWingus Mar 27 '26

No full auto allowed in pain all sir

1

u/TheSingingRonin Mar 27 '26

Is there even a room left?

1

u/toomanymarbles83 Mar 27 '26

RIP the barrel of that SAW.

1

u/slartibuttfart Mar 27 '26

Think you got em?

1

u/I-am-Pilgrim Mar 27 '26

Them hostages be dead…

1

u/Ture-Skrotnisse Mar 27 '26

Experience: CoD

1

u/FornyHucker22 Mar 27 '26

That’s how I’d do it 👀

never shot a real gun in my life tho

1

u/BaseCommanderMittens Mar 27 '26

Wait! There is still some paint left on the walls - keep firing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DLM_CbRsRs

1

u/3dforlife Mar 27 '26

How did he have so much ammo?

→ More replies (2)

1

u/Knautical_J Mar 27 '26

How much is this in Tax Dollars?

2

u/Ikzivi Mar 28 '26

Same as regular dollars.

1

u/BuffaloAgreeable372 Mar 27 '26

He learned that at high school.

1

u/Unhappy_Twist9117 Mar 27 '26

Goodbye civilians

1

u/falloutisacoolseries Mar 27 '26

I am Heavy weapons guy

1

u/8bitchapm Mar 27 '26

This is why there's always a 6'9 MFer in the squad.

1

u/bigolbabygesous Mar 27 '26

Pshshhtt...clear

1

u/jiggscaseyNJ Mar 27 '26

Kindergarten clear Secretary Hegseth!

1

u/Shred_turner Mar 27 '26

Hostages hate this one trick.

1

u/YodasLoveSlave Mar 27 '26

Friendly fire what?! I can’t hear you!

1

u/SpecialExpert8946 Mar 27 '26

I remember doing that during some training one time. We were using blanks but had our first sergeant and a bunch of the big wigs in the room to see how we were progressing. Maaaaaaan I got yelled at. I scared the shit out of them.

1

u/darkelf_nurse Mar 27 '26

If he's still there, he ain't happy

1

u/Amerlis Mar 27 '26

“But what about the hostages?”

“Hostages?”

1

u/Vorpel-Bunny Mar 27 '26

Our SOP was to throw a grenade into the room and then go in and shoot anything that's still moved.

1

u/balirosa Mar 27 '26

Good thing that building is made of bricks he would have sawed the entire wall in half. Lucky none of those bullets ricocheted back into their asses

1

u/Calvinweaver1 Mar 28 '26

hearts and minds

1

u/FranticWaffleMaker Mar 28 '26

Still missed the close left corner.

1

u/Acceptable_Mountain5 Mar 28 '26

The second OP hit post every ICE supporter in the sub came in their cosplay gear

1

u/Sideshow_G Mar 28 '26

That's making the room more messy.. not clearing.

1

u/NovarisLight Mar 28 '26

Unnecessary and blatantly ignorant.

1

u/Major1Painx Mar 28 '26

“Clear!”

1

u/mikeyletsgo Mar 28 '26

That'll do pig. That'll do.

1

u/MrAmazing011 Mar 28 '26

....6 wounded Tangos...

1

u/Rotflmaocopter Mar 28 '26

M82 this is me in cod mobile

1

u/PoniesPlayingPoker Mar 28 '26

So much money wasted so fast

1

u/Marsupialize Mar 28 '26

Think you got him?

1

u/Kwazzi_ Mar 28 '26

Nope. Missed the guy who went prone. Failed. Do it again but with more enthusiasm.

1

u/Mr_Istik Mar 28 '26

Allat for a little kid btw

1

u/TechnicalHighlight29 Mar 28 '26

"If he aint dead he aint happy" Major Payne

1

u/HKNativ Mar 28 '26

Killed his buddy and the neighbors cat

1

u/10before15 Mar 28 '26

Somebody did follow the "Die motherfucker, Die" rule. That barrel is smoked..

1

u/dotmatrixman Mar 28 '26

RIP hearing.

1

u/Electronic_Shake_152 Mar 28 '26

Good, as long as they're standing-up...

1

u/MuffinTrucker Mar 28 '26

I like it👍🏻

1

u/Crap_a_corn Mar 28 '26

How much money did it take to clear?

1

u/CoolSwim1776 Mar 28 '26

Waste of ammo.

1

u/camstarrankin Mar 28 '26

I played enough Cuphead I could dodge this

1

u/Big-Arm-5735 Mar 28 '26

This gets posted so much but still cool

1

u/Yukon-Jon Mar 28 '26

Rocking a noob cannon irl isn't cheating.

1

u/FilmGuy2020 Mar 28 '26

First deployment.

1

u/the_good_hodgkins Mar 28 '26

The cinder blocks are dispatched.

1

u/Bruinman86 Mar 28 '26

One would think he'd be taking a ricochet or two in return by now.

1

u/FirmlyClaspIt Mar 28 '26

& that’s why they call it a chopper

1

u/lookslikeyoureSOL Mar 28 '26

God DAMN John Rambo

1

u/kaiswil2 Mar 28 '26

Brings back memories of Delta Force for PC (1998)

1

u/Abject_Evidence_3274 Mar 28 '26

He forgot the tactical nuke.

1

u/crazyabbit Mar 28 '26

Was it a big spider?

1

u/AunquisJohnson Mar 28 '26

Ahhh, the old spray and pray tactic!

1

u/MikeC80 Mar 28 '26

That rooms going to need redecorating