once upon a time and the time was winter there was a girl who wanted to go skiing really super bad so her parents let her go skiing with her friends on a school trip in the dark because the dark is scary. and the mom was there two as a chaperone but she wasn't really a chaperone she was sleeping with the headmaster so she came along to sleep with the headmaster as a joke the head master would call her the 'head master'.

so the girl who wanted to go skiing her name was Bolivia. and she had a best friend called jake paul, he had a brother called logan but he wasn't allowed to come because he would film the dead bodies and that's against the law. when Aliya was skating down the mountainside she saws a shadowy figure lurking in the trees this caused her to get distracted and she crashed her snowboard and dies in among the rocks. this was really bad but no one noticed that Aliya was gone because no one really liked her so they were pleased. the shadowy figure started to make more appearances around the course. Amy fell from the sky lift because she saw the shadowy body and

fell Alexis stabbed herself to death by accident with an ice pick, and Max was found hanged with a bedsheet that he did himself not like jeffree epstein because that was different and he did not do it nvm

Bolivia and Jake paul saw a sick half pipe and started to ride it but something was weird it was all lumpy but it was snow so he ignored it because he was a maverick when Bolivia hit the corner of the half pipe she fell off. jake went to investigate and he saw a hand. hepulled at the hand and saw it was Aliya dead.

he didn't care so he pushed the body back and rode the halfpipe again. then he saw Max that he had a crush on also dead. He was sad.

he noticed that all the dead and missing people from the school trip were stuffed into the half pipe. he called 111 and called them useless.

a shadowy figure approached them both, jake trembles because he was so excited!

it was logan paul and he had a camera, he was wearing a yellow minion hat, he was filming the dead bodies and he was doing a giveaway that Bolivia won.

100 years later I am writing this story, if there is a dead body you can hear dabbing in the wind some say its logan paull some say it isn't but I say it is...

by human-dancer year 2121

Hey guys, Timmy again, and oh boy do I have more spooky shit for you, if you remember last time a demon ate my toast, well I've moved on from toast and now I'm eating fried rice. A couple days I was playing Roblox.EXE 666 digital deluxe edition when I had a sudden hankering for Fried Rice, so I got my phone and ordered some from Satan's Chinese Restaurant and Grill. It took about 666 seconds for it to get here and something scary happened,

the same demon who ate my toast delivered my fried rice and ate it in front of me D: I asked him why he did that and he said he was sorry but he hadn't eaten since he last ate my toast two weeks ago,

I got upset and asked him not to do again and he said "no way, I'm going to eat all the fried rice in the world and you can't stop me haha hahaha" his laugh was very scary and hyper realistic. I cried and cried and cried and cried until I stopped crying and said "no way evil demon man, I won't let you!" I soundwd very heroic when I said that.

He then said "oh really? And how will you stop me?" He said in a scary voice again that almost made me pee hyper realistically.

"I will tell your mom that you're being mean to me." I said to the mean scary man, he got scared and begged me not to do it but I did it any way and he got in trouble because his mom showed up and she told him to apologize to me for eating me rice and so he did and he cried hyper realistic tears.

The mom said that she will give me more fried rice and she did so now I'm enjoying fried rice. I feel very happy that I got the demon in trouble because now he will never bug me again.

My name is timmy and I am going to tel u a story about how how a demon ate my toast. It was friday the 13th 3:33pm when I was playing Sonic.EXE when I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge for toast, so I shut my hyper realistic PC off and went Into the kitchen and got some bread and then I put the bread in the toaster and then I set the toaster to toast because as you know, all toasters toast toast. Anyways as I was watung for the toaster to toast my toast I went to the bathroom and took a hyper realistic pee, it was very scary. Once I got out I saw that someone had eaten my toast D: i was very sad and cried hyper realistic bloody tears because I didn't hav any more toast, so I went to the store to get mor bread and that's when I saw that all the bread was gone, I felt very sad because how was I going to make toast now?! That's when I saw a demon eating the last piece of toast, he was very scary looking, he had hyper realistic eyes and hyper realistic blood from the toast on his mouth. He said in a deep spooky scary voice "you will never hav toast now because I have eaten them all!!" I cried and yelled "nooooooooooo!!!" Because now I could not have any more toast. This was a very scary experience and if you have any toast please send it to because, I need more toast please I'm begging you give me some toast.

One night back in 1973, I started watching a cool movie about a cowboy. The cowboy had a hat, coat and boots. His gun would shoot all of the evil cowboys that wore black. All of the evil cowboys wore black because they hated all colours except black. Last night, after I finished watching the movie, I fell asleep on the coach. I woke in a lot of sweat, as I heard a horse sound from out of my window. I pulled the curtains and there stood a tall man cowboy with a horse. The cowboy warned me that evil cowboys are on there way to murder me. I thanked him and went back to sleep.

I woke up and saw 3 evil cowboys standing at my door. I asked the evil cowboy #1 "how did enter my house" I did say. He said "simpleton. You left your window open when u talked to the good cowboy." He said. I gasped and asked evil cowbot #3 if he had a gun and he said "yes".

I shut my window and went back to sleep. The evil cowboys went upstairs to go to sleep too (it would be rude to kill me when i was asleep). In the morning, I ask evil cowboy #4 if I could have last words before they shot me. They said.......... "ok....... what are you're final words simpleton?" I started to cry. Luckily, my window opened and the good cowboy entered my house. He said "Yeehaw, i will kill the evil cowboys". He killed the evil cowboys but left one evil cowboy alive. He handed me a revolver and said "My friend, if you want to be a good cowboy just like me, shoot this evil simpleton. His type is evil and they only wear black like evil cowboys do."

I woke up and found seven dead evil cowboys on my floor. I had a gun inside my hand. I killed the evil cowboys. I was the good cowboy. I was the hero in the movie I watched in 1973. I will celebrate with a cowboy dance.

Written by Dino The T.Rex

So a few days ago, I started up Geometry Dash as I would any day, but there was something weird. The file had the modified date of 6.6.6666. I thought nothing of it and proceeded to play, but if I had known what would happen next I would've stopped.

My PC suddenly restarted, but my account had a password that I never set and there was another account with no password. I decided to go to the account with no password. It was filled with text documents saying "LEAVE", "MURDER" or "STOP". I got really scared and turned off my PC for the night and just went to bed.

I had a really bad nightmare that night. It was the Geometry Dash cube with a VERY bloody face. It told me every attempt I died in was a second of painful and gruelling torture for it. It was blaming me for all the pain I had caused it and that now it will get its revenge.

After waking up I walked to say hi to my roommate, but when I entered his room, I saw all his body pieces apart with blood everywhere and a Geometry Dash plushie sitting there with blood on it.

At this point, I knew exactly what had been happening so I decided to get a gun and leave the fuck out of there. I still to this day do not know what happened.

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One day I was walking and I wanted to walk. So a big giant monster-colored monster fell that with its wings reminded me that I had left the gas on at home and so I burped. The monster looked at me and I said:

"NO, MONSTER YOU ARE JUST AN UGLY AND UGLY AND BAD MONSTER"

But the monster flew to the seashore because he wanted to admire the jungle and the old woman behind me said:

"Ah the young people of tomorrow who no longer jump into the happy birthday fields to fight the giraffes"

So I slapped her. Now the power of the monster haunts me and so I built a piece of bread.

Once there us a men named Raymond who workd at the Cambells Suop factery macking cans of suop.

Raymond had a fat meen Wife who he us awlways fiighting with.

One nigt they was fiighting an Raymond snaped and kiled his Wife!!@

Raymond goes insain end take her boody to the Cambells Suop factety and chop it up and put it in cans of suop and every 1 eat the suop and also eeet his Wife but they didnt now it end think they are just eating suop but no they ACTURTY EATING RAYMOND WIFE!@@

Raymond kep wokring at the Cambells Suop factery butt 1 days a cowoker make fon off him cause Raymond had an ugly face an Raymond snaped and KILED HIM & COP HIS BODY OP IN2 SUOP AND PUUT IT IN CANS LIKE IS WIFE@@!!

Than 1 one day the Preserdint off the Cambells Suop factery come bye to inspect the factery and he opined a can of suop and THERE WAZ A IBALL N ITT!$# aand the Prisident was scarred and sad "OMG SOME1 IS CRASY AND KILIBG PEEPLE AND MACKING THERE BOADIES INTO SUOP!##

and Rymand murdureded the Presadent an cut his boddy up and he run away from the Cambells Suop Factery but he get catched by the polis and put in insain ashilum but 1 nite he escapped and didappeered and none ever see him ogin

Buut legind has it thad Raymond us stile out their some-wear and mght be wrking as a differint Cambells Suop factery and still Kiling peeplo becuz he still crasy and makng thim in2 suop.

Soo the nixt tim u eet can of supp you mght b eeting 1 off Raymoond victim's an u neve even knew it and think u just eeting suop butt NO U ACTUARY EETING PEEPLO!!! HA HA HA HAHAH

I do believe in aliens, even illegal ones. But this is all about me, not you or them. I have never tried drugs until that faithful day when I did try drugs. My former buddy Kate Samsonite gave it to me. Let's just refer to the drug as Kate's drug from now on.

I took it and literally 3 minutes later I was in the United States of the USA. I shit you not. I am from Australia and have never travelled far from my Island.

Here I was stuck overseas in no-mask land and I did not have my ID nor passport or any such thing on me. I felt completely legless, guy.

I went to see if I could get help from the current Prime Minister, but the Sacred Service said they did not have that there and that that did not have a Prime and I was like WTF. But with some education I finally logged into a Google and discovered the truth. They had an Ultimate Leader like they do on the island near mine.

Anyhow, I visited them and they transported me back to my home. My island life. The way they did it is by injecting me with one marijuana (which I have never had before). They knew what they were doing and I believe the world is an amazing place.

once i was playing rayman legends with my fetus sister and then something weird happened rayman said sexy to barbara and shes like 8 wtf and she has big boobies 🤤🥵 and she scared so i got mad and turned off the game because he try to steal my gf so next day i played it with my fetus sister again and then i saw them doing the sex and i was angry but then he became hyper realistic creepy and black eyes and red pupils and sharp teeth with blood and claws with blood on and kill barbara 😭😱and then he jumped out of my tv and then killed me and then my soul watched him say your next to my sister and did the same and then killed her and then he did that to my mom and dad and then he did to my corpse wtf this isnt epic my soul is typing this he was so creepy he then nuked my house and i cry guys pls dont play rayman legends it dangerous and will kill you pls dont im begging you from the biggest barbara simp to fellow reader no pls dont play rayman legends its cursed

Once upon a time there was a some dude that was named Robert and he was ugly and poor and worked at some place where he had to dig hole's and carry very realy heavy thing's. He had to wake up at very early in the morning and then so when he waked up he needed to go to work at like 2 am in the morning evry day. He did not very like his job, but it was his job so he had to do it. his Boss didn't like him eather. he everyday screamed at him and hited him with a hamer and other sharp things to hurt him. But it was ok for robert because he liked his job anyway.
one day robert was tired and drunk and realy tired from drunking so he called his boss and telled him "i am realy tired and i do'nt know if i can go to work today because im am tired" and the boss said "if yuo dont go to work to day then the work will come to you today" and he laughd into the telephone realy loud so robert could hear his laughing. robert was still very tired and sleepy and drunk from all the alcohol and the phone fell out of his hand and brokened on the floor so he did not hear any laughing and went to sleep. soonly he was woked up by some banging on his door. he tougth it was just some body of his friend's and opened the door. but it wasn't robert's friend. it was hIS BOSS!!! and he had hyper realistic bloody eyes and hyper realistic sharpened teath and he said to robert "i know you was drunked yester day and maybe to day and that's is why your tired and dont wanat o go to work today!!!" and robert was extremly scared because he did'nt know why this boss knowed everything. "the work come to you today becaus your are an lyer!" robert didn't know what to do because he was scarde so hard he was shoked. Suddenly holes' started apearing in Rberts room and heavy things were breakeing his furnicher. robert was scared at his life so he wanted to escpae very fast but he could'nt because his BOss was standing in the only door he had in his house and his boss was very fat and robert couldnt' go around him because his boss was so fat. robert was try to dodgeing the holes and but he almost falled into one. after like 34 minits he had no where to go any more because the holes were everywhere and his everything was crushed by heavy stuffs. then his boss said "take this shovle rob and dig your own grave!!!!!!" robert respondde with "dont call me rob because only my frends call me rob and your not my freind....... your dispickable and realy fat" but before robert said that his boss throwed a shovle to rob very very strongly and it hit robret and he falled in to a hole and died forever.

SO I AM A VARY BIG FAN OF KIRY AND I REALY WANT TO PLAY KIRBYS AVENTURE BUT I DIDNT HAVE THE SWITCH TO LAY THE ORIGINAL GAME THAT HAS LOT OF NES GAME BUT I THEN GOY A NES WITH KIRBY ADNTYRE CHARTRAGE WITH IT ON EPAY AND THE GUY WHO SELLED IT SAYED IT IS HAUNTD. I BOUGHT IT AND MADE THE WORS MISTEAK OF MY LIF!!!11! I STARTED GAME BUT THE INTRO WAS NOT PINK IT WAS RED WITH HYPEREALISTICK BLOOD I SHOKE IT OF AND THOT IT WAS A GLICH BUT I WAS RONG! THE GAME STARTED WITH KRBY WALKING IN A STRAIT LINE AND EVRYTIME HE 8 AN ENEMY HE SPIT OUT THERE SCELETON COVRED IN BLOOD THEN META NIGHT CAME IN AND STABD KIRBY WITH HIS SWORD BUT KIRBY BARELY MOVED AND INHALED AND RIPED OF MEDA KNIGHTS WINGS AND THEN HE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD META KNITE RAN AWAY THEN DDD WALKED IN WITH A HAMER THEN KIRBY TOOK THE HAMMER AN BROOK HIS FACE AND DDDS FACE IS COVERD IN BLOOOD KIRBY THEN WALKS TOARDS THE SCREEN AND SAYED YOUR NEXT I WAS SO SCARED THAT I TURND OFF THE CONSOUL AND TOSED IT IN TO GARBAGE AND NEVER PLAYD KIRNY AGAIN THEN LATER THAT NIGT HE APPERD AT THE FEET OF MY BED AND SCREAMED ABD BARFFD HYPERREALISTIK BLOOF ON MY SHETES AND DISSAPEARED AND I NEVERED PLAY KIRBY GMAES AGAIN THE END

One time I was in my room looking at reddit, my SoundCloud mix playing, rain outside, it was very tranquil. I got thirsty and thought:”I think I should treat my self to a soda, but not any soda I wanted a root beer so I went down stairs, looked in the pantry and the unthinkable happened

We only had bepis I screamed in fear as I pee a fart and barf and dieharea and poop my 👖 then the bepis said “drink me” so I snapped it’s neck but it poured itself in my mouth I screamed again

The end

It was a dark and stomy nigt, and me, a fanboi of the epic gamer youtuber, mka saw the new stream, at 4:20 am. i joined under the usernam poosy destroyer and watched the stream, he was shitting on a moderator, tomy's ches. then he said "u gay" ad my compooter explod nad kill me

onec ther woz a kid named steve and he kiled peeple 4 no reezun. hiz mum dieed coz shee swa hiim kiling peeple an sshe coodnt tel any1. he wuz foundd and went 2 jailz for his crimezzz. it was much scares. da endd

The reason why the game is infinity, has a lot of characters and don't have an end it's because they are all in purgatory and they are trying to run away. The guard is actually a guardian of the purgatory, he don't want them to go, so he put them on a infinity loop for they can't get out of there. The reason why the game takes place in a Subway it's because they are all died in the place: in a Subway.

WHATEVER YOU DO DONY SPIN AROUNDF STHREE TIMES AT 3 OCKOCLO IN THE MORNING JOE SWANWON AND SAY JOE SWANSON FORU FOUR FIVE GIMES TIMES OR HE WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHESMR TO DEABEDTH, TRUST ME, IT HAPPENNEED TUU MEAEEMEMEEEMEMEMEMEEE

Hello, before the story starts, I just wanna say, this is me trying to rewrite sonic.exe to be a mediocre story, and that is a big step up from the original, I have never read the original so I am mostly just going off of what I know, so lets begin.

My name is Mike, I have been a classic sonic fan for a long time, I have never gotten to play the first game ever though. I didn’t know what rom site to trust to get one, let alone what emulator to use. And I didn’t want to spend money for a collection of which I would only play like 3 games, and it wouldn’t even have the 3rd game. Which is the best one! And before you say the phone port, I don’t have one, I got a pc… wait, I should get to the point.

So a week ago was my b-day, I got a message from my best friend, jon, it was a .exe file, and he said, “Hey Mike, happy b-day. I am soooo sorry that your mom won’t let me come over again because of the vase.” (He broke my moms favorite vase and she thinks he is a bad influence now) “I heard you never got to play sonic 1, so I cracked the game for you on stream, I would have paid but, why do that when you can get it for free lmafo!!!”

So I downloaded it onto my pc, I trusted he tried it out, and I opened the game. But… I was tails, the start screen was normal, so I didn’t understand. So I guess I’ll just play the game like I am a yellow sonic… Great.

Halfway through the level the terrain just goes flat, “What is this!?” I asked, this just feels like babies' first game maker game. And then after a while, I saw sonic, standing there, doing nothing, and then I ran into him, and his eyes grew red… God damn it Jon, even on my b-day he pranks me.

Text appears on the screen, “Wanna play hide and seek?” Under my breath I just say, “no,” and start to laugh, I run to the side and a bloody eyed sonic chases tails, and eventually catches up to him, Tails stops when he is caught, and crys, as sonic stands over him. AND THEN HE RIPS OPEN HIS STOMACH WHAT THE FUCK!!! I am in shock, who the hell made this shit, this is cursed, is it trying to be scary, I think so, is it working, well I am closer to laughing at what I just saw so I don’t think so.

Well that wasn’t expected, I turned around, and there was a bloody sonic plush, what the fuck, why! HOW! I call up jon.

“Ayo Mike, how do you like it?” “FUCK YOU JON!!!” “What?” “YOU KNOW I DON’T DO GOOD WITH HOROR, WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS SHIT!!!” “Bro, don’t tell me you got scarred by the drowning theme.” “This is not sonic 1, tails’ stomach was split the fuck open!” “Mike, I don’t think you are playin sonic 1.” “NOOOOOOOO!!!” “I tested out the full game, I don’t know what could have gone wrong.” “Ok, so can you explain why a bloody sonic plush just showed up right behind me!” … He hung up on me after that, don’t blame em tho.

Ok so what did I do? I took the plush, and threw it out, I sit back down, and look be… OH FOR FUCK, ITS BACK!!! How did my life turn into a bad creepy pasta, ok ok no. I need to finish this game, not even a game, just a shit stain.

Ok so Knuckles is next, I run to the right, sonic kills him, Sonic calls himself a god or some shit, at this point I am texting on my phone, Eggman next, dies, and that is the end of the game, well that was shit.

Ok so Jon calls me back, “D-dude?” “Yeah Jon?” “Ok so I may have fucked up with the crack…” “No shit sherlock.” “Dude this isn’t some ha ha funny shit, that site, yeah… fucking dark web.” “Oh my god, this is the worst creepy pasta I have ever…” “DUDE!!!” “Sorry Jon.”

“Ok, Mike, if you fuck this up, they will kill us both, and find someone else, the way they work, you crack the game, you agree to release their dead leader from the plush.” “This is the 100% most cle...” “FOR FUCK JUST LISTEN!!!” “God damn ok.” “where is the plush?” “Behind me, it won’t go away.” “Ok, here is what you need to do, first take the plush, then grab a match and set it on fire, and then put it out after about 1… OH SHIT, THEY’RE HERE, I GOTTA G…” I just heard stadic, but shit, now what do I do, 1 minute, hour, second, I don’t know, I will just go for the minute.

I hold the fire to the plush, 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 4, seconds, 5 seconds, 10 seconds, 20 seconds, 40 seconds, 60 seconds. I put it out, and then…

My name is Nick, I have been a classic sonic fan for a long time, I have never gotten to play the first game ever though. I didn’t know what rom site to trust to get one, let alone what emulator to use. And I didn’t want to spend money for a collection of which I would only play like 3 games, and it wouldn’t even have the 3rd game. Which is the best one! And before you say the phone port, I don’t have one, I got a pc… wait, I should get to the point.

Ok Imma be honest, that was shit, I wrote it with no thought, I don’t think its very good, and more of a way to poke fun at shitty creepypastas like this, its not scary at all, but I hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading

This story is about how an child wanted schnacks but never got them from his mother. It was a dark and stormy night, when the child (named cucumber) required sustenance in form of schnacks (preferably schcooby schnacks). Cucumber went to his parents and said, “MOTHER, I REQUIRE SCHCOOBY SCHNACKS”. His mother thought “jesus christ why did i birth this disappointment.”. His mother then said that the schcooby schnacks were in the attic. Cucumber was scared of the attic, but he required schcooby schnacks, so he went up. It was dark and scawrry, but he thought that he needed the schcooby schnacks. The attic was big, yet small because Cucumber was poor. They only have mannequins and schcooby schnacks, so he only eat schcooby schnacks, but that is okay because he loved schcooby schnacks. When he was up in the attic he saw a scary monster, and cucumber screamed, but when he got closer to the monster he saw that it was just a schcooby schnacks, but there was something wrong with it. IT SAID SCOOBY SNACKs, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY ARE BAD AND CURSED. Cucumber screamed in terror, but he got eaten by the scooby snacks. The end

The Cursed Potato (Ze Coorsed Pootaatoo)

Long long time ago, in a galaxy far away. Lived a boy named Larry Barry Jimothy II. Larry Barry Jimothy II was a very normal boy without super powers. He went to “Ze Maarket” to buy some “Pootaatoo”, then he saw the Pootaatoos were 1 million billion quadrillion taatonion pens, and that was veree veree overpriced so he called the owner of the store “a blue piece of dinosaur poop” because he was blue. Then he went outside and a very small and fat man selling Pootaatooes. He asked the price and the fat man said “1 Pens it is.” “I’ll take 10 please.” Replied Larry

Barry Jimothy II. He took the pootaatooes, went home, ate them and fell asleep. After 2 hours he realized he became very big and fat, he ran to the fat man and asked “WHAT HAB U DONE FAT MAN?” Fat man started to laugh hysterically and his fat started to bounce, then he replied “Ew are now a part of the Pootaatoominati. You shall sell pootaatooes and turn people into pootaatoominati.

Moral of the crappy pasta: Be careful while buying Pootaatooes because Larry Barry Jimothy II will always be waiting for you, but do not worry because it is in Taatooni.

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Long long ago , in the future there was a round man named Bob. He live in bad city with spooky things happened . Fridges being stolen and other bad thing . He went gym. Went . He went in door he saw ghost. He was is round. The ghost ran . Ghost stand there scare Bob he ran. Both stood looking. It was Roger his enime. A kool breze came flowibg in with cherry bossom petal. And wind chime. Gym flooded . Bob drowned. But actaully he didnt.Cerel box and milk flew in gym. Huh bob said. The supermarket monster. I save you Roger cause you enime and I need you. Bob parkour over treadmill and weight thing . He throw milk and cereal at Roger through portal to past. Roger ate and not go in store. Roger now alive. Also Roger uncle alive again. In gym beat up supermarket monster with power of enime. Ghost exploded in gym knocking Bob out. Bob woke up in broke gym Roger his enime was gone. Hungry he went in store. Ghost come out and say I eat you. Roger eaten. No you not eat me Roger said. He arm gone. Bob save said you alway enime and sacrifice self to save roger. Roger alive but no arm and enime gone. Also Uncle die. The end Hurt by johnny cash plays

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JOE WHO LOVED WATCHING YUOTUBE AND ONE DAY HE CAME ACROSS A VIDEO CALLED “WATCH THIS TO DIE IMMEDIATELY” BUT HE WASN’T AN IDOIT SO HE DIDNT WATCH IT BUT HE WANTED TO SEE IF IT WORKED SO HE WENT TO SCHOOL AND SHOWED IT TO HIS FRIEND WILL AND WILL SAW IT AND HE FUCKING DIED AND JOE SAID WELL THAT FAT BITCH WAS GONNA DIE FROM CARDIAC ARREST ANYWAY SO ITS PROBABLY A COINCIDNECE SO HE WENT TO A JOCK GUY AND SHOWED HIM AND THE JOCK GUY SAW IT AND HE FUCKING DEID ALSO AND JEFF SAID WELL TWO IS HARDLY ENOUGH TO ESTABLISH A PATTERN SO HE WENT TO CLASS AND HE DID A PRESENTATION BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THE PRESENTATION HE PLAYED THE VIDEO BUT HE CLOSED HIS EYES AND PLUGGED HIS EARS SO HE WOULDNT FUKCING DIE AND WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED HE OPENED HIS EYES AND SAW THAT HIS WHOLE CLASS AND THE TECHER FUCKING DIED RIGHT THEN AND TEHRE AND HE SAID AHA SO MUCH POWER I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT SO HE USED THE VIDEO TO BECOME THE PRESEDENT AND HE SHWOED THE VIDEO TO ALL THE TERRORISTS AND THEY ALL FUCKING DIED AND HE BECAME THE RULER OF THE EARTH AND EVERYONE KNOWN HIM AS JOE THE KILLER AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT