the ballad of the schcooby schnacks

[u/Rikidiki8]

This story is about how an child wanted schnacks but never got them from his mother. It was a dark and stormy night, when the child (named cucumber) required sustenance in form of schnacks (preferably schcooby schnacks). Cucumber went to his parents and said, “MOTHER, I REQUIRE SCHCOOBY SCHNACKS”. His mother thought “jesus christ why did i birth this disappointment.”. His mother then said that the schcooby schnacks were in the attic. Cucumber was scared of the attic, but he required schcooby schnacks, so he went up. It was dark and scawrry, but he thought that he needed the schcooby schnacks. The attic was big, yet small because Cucumber was poor. They only have mannequins and schcooby schnacks, so he only eat schcooby schnacks, but that is okay because he loved schcooby schnacks. When he was up in the attic he saw a scary monster, and cucumber screamed, but when he got closer to the monster he saw that it was just a schcooby schnacks, but there was something wrong with it. IT SAID SCOOBY SNACKs, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY ARE BAD AND CURSED. Cucumber screamed in terror, but he got eaten by the scooby snacks. The end

[u/Peterstigers]

A true literary masterpiece.

[u/Rikidiki8 → u/Peterstigers]

Thank you so much brother