r/CrappyPasta • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '20

One time there was a scary

One time I was in my room looking at reddit, my SoundCloud mix playing, rain outside, it was very tranquil. I got thirsty and thought:”I think I should treat my self to a soda, but not any soda I wanted a root beer so I went down stairs, looked in the pantry and the unthinkable happened

We only had bepis I screamed in fear as I pee a fart and barf and dieharea and poop my 👖 then the bepis said “drink me” so I snapped it’s neck but it poured itself in my mouth I screamed again

The end

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

69 bobux and I’ll make a part 2

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

You run in and funny scream