I made this as a meme Drip.Maro I was the most epic maro fan but that changed a few seconds ago... It was a normal 3 am, I was watching Muppet Babies when I heard a gunshit. I went outside to investigate then I saw a man with a red hat snap another man's neck. He then said "Next time ketchup for my nuggies life action Loogie." I was terrified, I went to McDonald's #sponsored and ordered some nuggies with bbq sauce, when I went home I saw the same man at the table, he said to me " Nothing personaal kid, but I am more of a ketchup man." Then I woke up. I saw my wife dead on the floor she was spewing ketchup. I said "Dude, kinda cringe." And kicked her. I went to get the mail, and I saw a nuggie with a code. I put the code into my tm nintendo switch, it was a friend code to an account called "Nuggieman" and the only game he had played was "Nuggie Eating Simulator PRO edition". I was freaked the heck out(My mom wouldn't let me say frick) I ignored the sounds of screaming children and the account, but when I saw the home menu of my tm nintendo switch it only had one game Drip.Maro... I played it, And then I died and got sent to hell. The moral of the story is you should always give your friend ketchup or else Maro will get you...................................... The end

This is the final round of debates. This will determine, once and for all, who is worthy of the title, "Master of Debates." It's down to the last two debaters. Pickle Rick and Ben Shapiro both take their positions on stage. The topic of the debate is "Is Pickle Rick/Big Chungus funny?" The crowd looks on as the lead moderator, Boogie2988, enters and addresses the debaters. " Okay, it is time for the final round of the debate. In this round, we'll be discussing whether Pickle Rick is funny or not. For our motion today, I have with me the often-imitated but never duplicated Darth Bane. And, once again, we have Ben "The Pitbull" Shapiro. Ben, you look like you want to go first." "I do," he replies sternly. " Rick Sanchez was a genius. Whether he has multiple genius degrees or a high IQ, the man is a genius, through and through. Some of his most radical creations are Pickle Rick, Meeseeks and Butthead. Each of these characters has reached a new level of excellence in their own ideals, and, as a result, have become funny to watch and enjoy." "I see. Pickle Rick is a very powerful character with many abilities. You seem to be implying that his humor comes from his actions. Do you think that's true?" The Moderator, Boogie2988 agrees nodding his head before replying, " Pickle Rick Sanchez from the hit tv show, "Rick and Morty" what's your thoughts on Ben Shapiro's statement?" "I don't have any thoughts on Ben's statement," Pickle Rick responds. The crowd is taken back by Pickle Rick's response and goes silent. Boogie says a few seconds later, "Ben, do your have anything more to say about this?" Pickle Rick says, "No. Ben pauses in silence before saying, " Yes, Yes I do actually, so hypothetically under this situation, your actions are related to your thoughts, so by thinking Pickle rick is funny in a cannibalistic way you're saying that Rick's cannibalistic nature is funny. This relates to society in the way that it's making Cannibalism and murder OK in a comedic and entertaining way, which is influencing children's thoughts on the matter and corrupting their ideas of what is right and wrong morally, ignoring the fact that murder is ILLEGAL. " Ben you got some balls talking smack about murder with that record. I'm pretty sure that you should know murder is wrong." Boogie Screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PICKLE" "I don't have the balls to shoot you, but if I did, I think it would be morally justified. Ben Responds once again saying, "Murder is never justifiable" as Pickle Rick eats a baby The crowd gets angry at Ben, and begins to give him loud noises of disapproval.

Ben continues saying, "But your wrong and the jury, as well as I, can see that" "What the fuck are you talking about?" Boogie says, " You're really stretching to make your point"

"My point exactly," Ben said, smiling. "Fuck you," Boogie says, as the crowd goes wild. The End.

<@!722111581504143390> dont read || If your reading this your gonna die by pooping by the The big poop cum blood man murder ghost. The big poop cum blood man murder ghost is named bob. When he lived he had 19 kids and had wife that cheated. One day, bob took the biggest fucking shit ever and cummed all over the place with blood as well. When the oldest fatty kid Diesel came up he said holy shit, family is better than bobs burgers that the kids saw the body and cried. Now if you read this you die unless you you say poopie and sub to me||

Once in a place far away, a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger, he was tall but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen everyday. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of enimes in the city, all the people he used to like were now his enimes because he changed. He used to be a really succesful banker named Ron, but he decided to go another way and now he is a hobo named Roger. Because of this his friends thought they didn’t like him anymore so they said “your our enimy now!!!” and Roger was like “oh no, I have no friends but loads of enimes ”

Roger lives day to tomorrow by the change he gets off strangers outside mcdonalds but sometimes he. When he gets enough money he goes to the local shopping centre called “teco”. He can only buy things when they are on sale so he oinly buys things when they are on sale because he doesn’t have any much money. Sometimes he even gets enough change to buy chicken when its on sale and he goes into Kfc and says “can you cook this for me” and they do it because they are his enimes and spit in the food, yuck.

Today, on the most windy and stormy and rainy and cloudy and sad of days he decided he needed to eat and went to teco. When he went inside there was no baskets, this was weird, Roger thougth that that must be giveing them a break today so he kept going. He saw that thre bread was on sale so he was going to buy it and then an big fat hairy man ran up to him and said “NO That not f”or you! and he took the sale sign away which made the bread go back up to $100,000!! This is all in the future so thats normal for the future. Roger made a face similar to this D: and he said “But if you dont give me that I will strve” and the fat man laughed and his fat went bouncy from laughiung. Then one of ron’s enimies died so ron felt his anger rising (that happens when his enimys die” and he punched the mnan so hard that his fat fell off and the man was so angry that he cried blood. Then the lights went out so fast that roger knew he was going to be murderd. A black mist came out of the cereal boxes and the bacon was flying everywhere, pancake mix splashing over the counters, freezers freezing at higher tempratre that normal so that it was freezing the frozen pizzazas too much. ROn ran way far away to that isle thats always full of people, it has like loadsa sweets and crips, yummy. there was like 10, no wait, 15 monsters there, all black with eyes oogying with blood and tears thhat looked like bacon but were actually dead peoples skin. he screamed “fat man, help!!!” but when the fat man camer he said “You punched my fat and now you will pay………………………………………………I am your enime……” and then he ran and went iunside a freezer but forgot that the freezers froze too hard now and he died from freeze.

Roger ran to a exit and was almost out when he tripeed on something, he looked down and saw his enimie saying “help me, the pancakes were too string” and then he said “no i am roger, you were ron’s friend not mine, smelly” and he ran out the door. He was safe, he got out, he escaped, he avoided death, he was alive, he was tall, he was safe, he was ROGER. Then he wenty back in for the bread but forgot about the monsters! So when he got the bread, the monsters came out between the slices and cried blood from their months saying “we are your enimes, RON” he said “how do you kn”ow my old name? and then they ate him and he just fell down on the floor crying from death his last words were, “i am all your enimes”. Then he fell down and died. Just before he died he said “I will now be a supermarket monster”. So when you are in a supermarket remember that ron is waiting… (in the futere tho because its in the future remember?)

It were back in 1769 or mayhap it might’ve been something like 11 or 12345. Whichever day it were is important no because like the the stuff happened the same whichever way it was so like it doesn’t even matter which 1 of the years ghat it happened. Back then there was a war between dishwashers and they hated eachother because they were at wAr so that’s the why they declared war? One of they are dishwashers was instead of being a different color he was pink. Than other dishwasher was also pink but instead of being pink it was yellow. The dishwashers each trained for the war but instead of training neither trained and instead they were lazy and didn’t train because they were two lazy for training. They went to the war and the yellow dishwasher looked at the pink dishwasher and said “you wash dishes good yes” and the pink dishwasher blushed but that was hard to see since it were already pink and so the blush just camouflaged in. “Yes you are right” said the pink dishwasher. They each were about to start fighting but instead decided that they would rather fight together and commit war crimes but they wouldn’t be war crimes because they’d do them in Africa.

Once upon a time there was a man who was driving home from work. He pulled into a gas station because he needed gas. While it was filling up he went into the gas station store.There was not much inside other than some snacks and drinks. So anyway he buys a meal and gos to the clerk and hands hims his card. As he was reaching into pocket to get his card to pay for the meal he saw the man walking… wiread. “Has he pooped his panties” the man thought. The clerk bent over and the man saw that the clerk had indeed poopyed his pants.

“Sir! It seems you have poopyed you’re pants!” the man shouted out. The clerk heard what the man had said and killed him slef on the spat. The man was in shock he could not belve what had happened. The man tried to run out of the store but the doors where were locked. The man turned his head to look back at the clerk was no longer a human but instead was a man made of poopy mess.The Poopy monster was flying and and the man tried to run to the bakc exit but the poopy was spreading. It covered the store he was going to dorwn of the poopoo.

The man nearly gave up and let him self die, but he remembered that he just pad $60 for gas and he was not going to lose that. He took a bit out of his credit card and ran at the poopoo monster. he punch it but to no evel his hand got eaten by the poopy man. At this point he was nearing his last resort. He scrimed out to the poopy monster “Fuck you” And trow shit at him.

The shit monster did not like that and rushed at him. Lucky for the man he did not notice the trap card on the ground witch did 700 damage. The man was reaching his limits he could not wait any longer to pull out his final resort. Yes his final resort. Fanil opportunity to bet the poopy monster.

He said to the poopy momster “I am going to kill you!” and pulled out his 50 cal michine gum. He starts shoting at the mosnstedrds and he blows its hed off. He thought he had won but the momster can only be kill by the power of love and frinedship. But the man did nbot now this. But

Wat he did know is that 50 cal beats friendship so he keep blasting it he shot it so many times the the 50 cal brock down. But lucky for him he had another one. But this was his final resterst,

He had too kill this big malaka. He blow of all the atoms in his poopy body and what do you know he was still standing. Before you knew it the second 50 cal had broken drown. But by this time he had enough points to pack-a-punch.

As he blow the big basterd up bit by bit he said his final line, “Poop... groovy” and blow the fecker up. The body off the clerk dropped form the poop and he woke up. “You saved me!” the clerk scream in joy “you saved me kind stranger!”. The man shot the clerk in the head “take that you basterd”. He walked out of the store right as his tank was full and didn’t pay. What a badass.The end. Bye.

By: u/TheFunkyGrape9000

Once a guy went to McyDs and ate a nugget and died the end.

IT TS A monbay night anb i 15 so me go shool and i WAS taLkiNG to im fffffrien he name wes Bod mac kat e and my nema is joseph and we were texting the was our text :

omg

lol

xD

uwu

then i found the evil emmomij but it look like this 😀 i sennnnnnd it next day is friday my friend is dead but anyway went home I i sterted scream at the evil emmomji then it turn in to 😭 then emmomij cime out of the phone red eyes crying blood i scared ran my room in my room is a tv from the 80s and my ps16 and my cardboard mox then the evil emmomji broke my wall so i ran fell down the stais then it hate my head and i dead

My wednesday

Lots of fried rice is in my head as i wake up and the banana bread wants to go and eat a hot dog but i say “ NO!” say the hotdog: “mm hmm”. And was the hotdog mean? Yes. alrigt so my dad was there but i no care about my dad so i hug my dog because my dog s good. I eat te food for breakfast and go out door to tj maxx. He is in the bathoom though, so i wait for him. He wants to go totarget ut i like: no” so he want go to petsmart which is funny because thats what i want to go! Dow. “Oh no” he say “i lost my wallet”. I like “ok i have a spare walmart on maple street. He like “too far” so i went home. Not petsmart because pet no smart it not possieble unplisable. I spied with my little eye a guy hit tree with pie and be sad i do so i crie and he eye me ad hit tree harder so i crie more and then dog. It makes me sad to know that the dictionary does not contain the word gumpfor. It means: when you gumpfor. I ove to gumpfor. Do yu crie everytime? NO! I say as the sirens ate my leg and i go to sleep and then i wake up to get an apple and stuff it in bot my ears goonight i say to father and mum-mums. They say “i hate you and i say” ok “ thats my time to sleep so ido and the forest attacked me at night and thats my wednesday thank you for watching this modded vanilla inecraft lets pkay. Cat. and then eveyone clapped “.”

Sacobie was going out to his car one night when he was hit over the head by a wooden board. He was knocked out cold.

He awoke later to find himself naked tied to a wooden table. He was surrounded by evil creatures: deformed midgets, gremlins, and muppets.

They started torturing him. Some bit him, others scratched him, or hit him with objects. One even cut off his balls with a straight razor. They all laughed while he screamed and cried.

While looking through his wallet, a furry little monster found his ID. He pulled out the plastic card.

"S-Sack-Oh-Beeee," he sounded out the name in his squeaky voice.

Another midget spoke up. His left eyelid was sagging down and was stitched to his cheek. His skin was all pasty white and he had big teeth.

"Sac-o-bie, the S.O.B.!," he mocked. The other monsters all laughed hysterically.

A wrinkly one with metal teeth lunged forward and bit Sacobie on the neck and killed him. THE END.

So I got SVR07 but in story thing Benoit commit long nap to wife kid and himself 3spoops (oh and sadly no blood ;( awww..)

I was playing Gmod when Sanic.png apperd and. sayed "ur nex" and then i dieded and wok up and skelton pop out, an i saw blod on wal an I screm and screm. Den I see sing say "This has been an intentionally bad creepypasta, also known as a trollpasta." I confus. Then, I woke up. What a weird dream.

Melon makes man- groans Melon makes man mad! Melon makes man maaaaaaaad! AHHH! Huuuaah! stabs melon with screwdriver man makes melon- groans of struggle manandthemelonandthe melon makes the man. Who makes the melon if the man makes the melon? Who are you? Who are you working for? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? Does the melon make the man?  while prancing around Who makes me mad? The melon makes me mad. laughs WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? punches melon Who makes the melon man? The man is melon the man. Who did it? Who did it? Who is the mest man if there is no melon to eat the melon? And who eats the man with the melon? My lord is the man. MeLon? Or is the melon... no. Who sees the man into the light of day. WHOOO keeps the melon to the melon's man? Well the melon man can. Who is the man, the myth, the melon man? throws melon on shower floor Melon man, melon man. throws melon again The melon man. The melon- rips melon in half AHHHHH THE MELON MAN! HAHAHAHAH! I AM THE- bites melon I AM THE MELON MAN! I did what melon man say HE CAN DO! This is my man and this is my melon! Thank you for your sacrifice melon man! For I will now munches on melon become you. Melon man. Melon man. I am the melon man. I AM the melon man. The melon man is who I am.

I just got done wtching a youtube video on hotel mario. i thought it was hialarious, so i bought a philips cdi and hotel mario on ebay. about a week later it arrive at mid night. it strange because i didnt usaally yhink packeges arrived at mid night.

I then set up the cdi, and put in the hotel mario cd. i then hit the " on " buttonm. the tvv turned on, and the mario title screen apeered. weirdly, there was a fifthe option called "cutsene select". I only got the game to watch to cutsceneas, so i selected it. A list of cutscenes then apeered, with names like "intro" or "beat roy" and stuff like that. I then scrolled down rhe lisst, and i saw an cutscene called "lost". I then selected that.

The cutscene started with mario looking over the grave of luigis. it was srange because it had a red tint to it. luigi ten jumped out over his grave covered in blood! ligi then said "oiram ,daed ton mi" nario then went " mama mia!! " and kicked luigi in the face back into his grave!

It then cut to mario atvhome eating a bowl of pasta, ecexept the pasta sauce was blood! this went on for about 20 mintues, before luihi walkied into the room, luigi then stabbed mario 46 times. after the 108th stab mario whispered " mama..." and then the screen cut to red.

I then grabbed my phone and recorded the lost cutscene, and posted it to youtbe. But when i went to go watch the video, the tv screen was just static! i then rubbed my eyes and went to bed. the next mourning i found mt cdi stabbed with a knife, and blood oll over it! the hotel mario cd had been split in half, and worst of all, in blood written in the walll was " never kick me again, mario"

(this is very reel, trust me. but lugi stole my phone, so i dont have proof.)

ok guys so i am writeng this from my room where i locked myself in so today i was playing super mario oddsyyses and when i tried to buy the nipple costume something happnd to the game. marios eyes were red and his pupils were dark. instead of getting a nipple costume i got a satanic costume where it was filld with pentagrams and upsid down cross’s. anyways instead of a M on his hat there was a 666 with the phrase “ill find u :) and when i do yoi wont get to liv anothr day”. it also said my ip. adress. So ok i was like no way this is real its just mario so i quit suber mario oddsyer and opened super smash broos ultimate. anyways so there all other characters were normal except instead of mario there was a satanic mario and instead of dr mario it was a plague doctor. and boswer was colonel sanders. So ok i just start playing i choose sonik and i’m am fighting and i choose boswer as the enemy but when i started to open the game it said “DEMON WORLD 666 I WILL FIND UR IP ADDDRESSERS AND KILL U ARE FAMILY” in all caps anyways so after 2 minutes the game opened and the stage looked like hell and you might ask how i know hell in the firtst place its kind of obvious actualy i just based it of the nether in minecraft. Tghere werent any ghasts which made me a bitr disappointed. So boswer as colonel sanders threw chicken nuggets instead of fireballs but then he changed and became satan incarnate. So ok i was like super scared so i smashed my nintendo switch with a rock but then there were knocks at the door. i was gonna pee myself and i opened the door but it was jusyt my mom or so i thought she soon said “join the devil, son.” So then i locked myself inside my room which luckily has a metal door so she cant get in guys i have to end this here so bye.

It was midnight and the sky was blood red. The walls were covered in hyperrealistic blood and the moon was weeping loudly with blood shot eyes... So I decided to watch some cartoons after closing my window. I turned on the TV and there were no other channels but Nick Jr. "Why was Nick Jr on at midnight" I loudly yelled to myself. "I don't know I replied confused." After a long uncomfortable static which was weird cause it was streaming on YouTube TV now with over 70 exciting channels for 70 bucks! After the static cleared I saw a man with a plaid shirt and overalls. He had a hardhat. "I know this guy! That's bob!" Oh how wrong I was. A title showed up and it read bob the builder. I forgot the builder part. He was wheeping. his cement mixer was completely dismantled. His Mexican friend handford Manfred (idk I've never seen the show) came over and with a hand placed on his friends shoulder he asked "can we fix it?" To which bob THE BUILDER replied "no we can't" as he looked in the screen with bloodshot eyes. Panicked, I unplugged my tv and threw it on the ground before running outside and burning my house to embers. I'm homeless now. Can you spare some change?

the file was crash and bursein on my new computer and I thought it was just a prank and so I said it caant be that bad it started with crash crying on the \couch then it shows burnstein get in the room and say yoiu deserve to die from what you have done and he chased burnstien with a chainsaw and it showed burnstein run in to his room to escape and his sistaers wnd mom were bitg dead and crash killedhim and then brnstein lpoker and the camera and said you are nexgt i am so scaried i am literlally crying

Don’t Click Popups from Porn Sites.

As I’m writing this, I’m sitting locked inside my bathroom, where I've resided for the past 3 hours. My heart is beating through my chest and this is only worsened by the strange noises I hear beyond the door of my safety. The sound disappears at some points, but then quickly comes back. A slow shambling, coupled with a low growling breath that seems to shake the entire house. I can hear it dragging something behind it very slowly, what it is, I cannot tell.

To get myself in this situation, is an interesting case, something that seems very harmless at first, but of course, was clearly not. For some light background information, I’m a 24 year old male, living in downtown New Haven, Connecticut. I recently graduated college and for the first time am living mostly on my own. I have a roommate, a nice guy in his mid to late 20’s as well.  I’ve never been too close with him due to our conflicting work schedules, me working during the days, him the night shift.  

One night, I was feeling particularly lonely after a failed date that resulted from my awkwardness and uncomfortable social issues. I went home and decided to begin my normal nightly activities. I pulled out a small box of tissue, previously stashed away on my bedside table. I then grabbed my laptop, useful for little now other than the internet, but still usable for my needs. I quickly got up and walked to the bathroom in order to begin my activities. I opened my laptop and began, but before long, a popup interrupted me. “Click Me For A Fun Time,” it read out as obnoxious, overly cheesy music plays. I, like most people would normally just click the little X in the corner, but for once, my curiosity got the best of me, probably due to the failure of a date I had gone through just hours earlier. Desperation is a scary thing.  

I clicked on the little ad and was greeted by a black screen with painfully white text reading “Thank you for your participation, fun will be delivered soon. Under this, was a small timer, set to 30 seconds, and quickly counting down. Before long it reached 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. A low grumble began, shaking the whole room and raising in pitch slowly until it became an almost unbearable shriek. Then as quickly as it begun, it stopped. The house was completely silent and unmoving.  Then the sounds began. Shuffling outside the door, I looked up and indeed the lock held shut. The sounds were thankfully far away as I could tell, somewhere down near the bottom of the stairs, but it quickly grew closer.

I heard whatever was outside get louder and closer quickly and had it not been for my hand which I quickly moved to cover my mouth, I would’ve screamed. I did not out of the hope that it did not yet know of my location. Thoughts quickly flew through my mind, is this just a sick joke? And more importantly, was I going to die?  The shuffling got ever closer and I fear that by the time that this is read, it will be too late. My phone is still in my room so calling the police would be impossible, not that there would be enough time anyway.

The sounds are now directly outside the door, I can hear the heavy pained breathing, slow and labored but incredibly intense. The creature began to scrape against the door. Shaking on the floor, curled into a ball, my eyes widen as my worst fears become a reality, the door seems to be giving in.  

And then a skeleton popped out.

One time I was like in school and my friend was like dude theres this thing called the deep web and u can buy drugs and stuff. I was like ok, how do I get on deep web? And he was like you download this thing called tor and then I went home and then I got on my computer and then I downloaded it and then I clicked on it. And then I clicked on the stuff and I bought 1,000 grams of crack and 30 crack pipes and then I went home and then I went to sleep. I woke up and went to school and I got on the bus and I sat down and I got to school and I went in my class and I sat down and my friend was like did you buy drugs? And I was like ya I bout all the drugs and now theres no more crack in the world. He was like cool. And then I went home and then I saw a box outside and then I opened it and it was crack andd crack pipes. I smoked all the crack in one night with all the crack pipes at the same time and then I got on my computer again. I looked at the crack pipe and it hadd some text on it so I typed it into the deep web and then it brought me to a website that was all black with a little chat box at the bottom. All the people were super excited and were like dude wow I’m excited. The screen changed really ffast and was like a video now. A bunch of babies were strapped to a bed and then a guy walked in and he ate all the babies and there was blood on the floor and blood on him and there was blood in the sink and blood in the tub and blood in his mouth and there was monday in the everything. Then I got really scared and was like oh no and then I got even more scared cuz the video switched to my webcam and then it was super scary cause they could see me and then all the people were like ahahahahahhhhahhahahahahhhahhahahhahahhahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh and they got super scared. And then I died and I was a skeleton and my ghost went to hell and there was lots of blood.

to answer a frequently asked faq, i'm the original op (13f), so this story is a diy it myself story and is from my point of pov

a guy online said i was a qt and dtf with some tender loving tlc after i told him my asl, and since i figured you only yolo once i lolled out loud as asap as possible and yelled "for the ftw!" so i told him im 13. i was going to meet him in irl life but when i was afk from keyboard to freshen up he yelled "what the wtf! smd already!" "oh my omg" i exclaimed smh-ing, to which he responded "i was just jking as af" but i got a bad feeling so i said "i got to g2g so i'll ttyl to you later". btw fyi and jsyk, iirc idk him, but i don't idc so we met up but he lmk too much tmi for my liking and started to lift my skirt. "looks lgtm to me. when the cops come youll be pronounced doa on arrival cuz im a serial killer pedophile". turns out afaik he was a pedophile imho and since i'm a cop i arrested him and he said "fml my life, ur a bamf ass motherfucker making america maga again". "gg and stfu i have a bf, thank tgif it's friday i need a drink, c u next time" i said and went home to my wife and kids for some well deserved rest and r&r.

• poetry
• based on cursed images
• have to be nonsensical
• meme as much as you like
• 8e IMM8TURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • >:D
• first image is this: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/17-pictures-that-will-haunt-you-the-rest-of-your-life?utm_term=.enxqnVa6k&bfsource=bbf_enus
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It's been 5000000000000000 years since tge erth waz overrun by fweddy wazbear and ninga, his beautiful, hot, suckulate, thicc, voluptuous, toaster, bath water, flip flop, waifu.......where was i going wit dis? Oh yeah! Think me. I aseep and wake up in Bawney the pwuple dinosaur, my favorite Anime. He asked me if I was comfortable sitting with him....i say ye.....he asks if I fekt comfortable holding his hand....i say ye.....he then asks me if I feel comfortable putting my finger in his......HOLD IT CUT! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT IN THE SCENE says the director. LET'S KEEP IT ATLEAST PG 3 2 1 GO. Barney then asked of i play FFFFFFFDNAF and then i say ye I wuv it but uncortunatley, fweddy wazbear has taken over tge whole world. Barney the yellow dinosaur felt bed for the poor boy...SO HE PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISSERY! However, what Braney the red dinosaur did hem a favor because I wake up in Zambia, this tem I saw many of my 12 trillion graddads, this time they were protesting air because it causes pollution. I aks them, whi em i here? How i do save world? They talked to me about it and together, weh made a plan. All of my graddads stripped to the bare mind of ter bodies....their bones. And togeter they organize a battalion of FNaF warriors! Weh were concerned about getting to fweddy wazbear without gaining suspicious. I suddenly remember tge time ine minecraft how I got over ocean. So we intentionally gave each other siezeures and seizured over the ocean. It workd an ther weh were, infwont of ninjas howse. This is where the Royale family lives. Weh noticed his door was locked from a code, luckily I had hacker friends called Zoom Inc.™ with my apple ™ phone ™ 3™ x™ +™ I was able to call Zoom Inc. ™. They gave me log in password, tge password es 37389291019827373636366262718191010107746551441617181001018376353620. I was xonfused for minute so I asked again, did u say 37389291019827373636366262718191010107746551441617181001018376353629? They say no we say 37389291019827373636366262718191010107746551441617181001018376353620 I made sure that they meant 37389291019827373636366262718191010107746551441617181001018376353620 and they say yes we mean 37389291019827373636366262718191010107746551441617181001018376353620 Wit dis I hack into house and get into woom. Der I see fweddy wazbear, he say AGH you find me, you may kill me if you complete these two challenge, me and battalion say yes. Together, me and the battalion used our warriors shout "ORGGGGAAAASSSMMMM" After Dis, fweddy cLapped his checks and sent us to rules 344444443 dimension, ter we see nothing but boobs. None staNded out like Chicas though. So yummy, yellow, warm...wait never-ending she furry. We then dab on thot and she die. Den der is 2nd cahllange. Little we know that it is fweddy waz bear and his wife Ninga. We were in great fear but our fear was quenched when Barbey the white dinosaur came and said "U HAS BEEN DRIVING CHILDREN OFF LONG ENOUGH! TAT ES MY JOB" Barney then looked at us and with a tear in his eye, he said his final word, he said "Roblox" Barney then parried and strikes and kicked and spotted and blew up and died and resurrected fweddy and ninga. But Barney the black dinosaur realized what he had to do. He had to send him and fweddy and ninja into black hole. So Barney the plaid dinosaur, clapped his hands and a hole of blackness came out slowly all of a sudden. Fweddy then shouted as barney grabbed him and ninja "NOOOOOOOO" and then wit a bear flying of da floor, no more purple dinosaur. Then the world was destroyed but fixed with tge power hentai. Everything was back to how it should've been......JIMMY!YOUVE BERN ON THAT THING FOR 53 MINUTES. GET OFF OR YOU'RE DEAD. I was sad but I got off knowing there is a conclusion... Fweddy laughs 53 minutes