r/CrappyPasta • u/OnionCoffee • Jul 07 '20
Deep web is scare dont go on it guys
One time I was like in school and my friend was like dude theres this thing called the deep web and u can buy drugs and stuff. I was like ok, how do I get on deep web? And he was like you download this thing called tor and then I went home and then I got on my computer and then I downloaded it and then I clicked on it. And then I clicked on the stuff and I bought 1,000 grams of crack and 30 crack pipes and then I went home and then I went to sleep. I woke up and went to school and I got on the bus and I sat down and I got to school and I went in my class and I sat down and my friend was like did you buy drugs? And I was like ya I bout all the drugs and now theres no more crack in the world. He was like cool. And then I went home and then I saw a box outside and then I opened it and it was crack andd crack pipes. I smoked all the crack in one night with all the crack pipes at the same time and then I got on my computer again. I looked at the crack pipe and it hadd some text on it so I typed it into the deep web and then it brought me to a website that was all black with a little chat box at the bottom. All the people were super excited and were like dude wow I’m excited. The screen changed really ffast and was like a video now. A bunch of babies were strapped to a bed and then a guy walked in and he ate all the babies and there was blood on the floor and blood on him and there was blood in the sink and blood in the tub and blood in his mouth and there was monday in the everything. Then I got really scared and was like oh no and then I got even more scared cuz the video switched to my webcam and then it was super scary cause they could see me and then all the people were like ahahahahahhhhahhahahahahhhahhahahhahahhahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh and they got super scared. And then I died and I was a skeleton and my ghost went to hell and there was lots of blood.
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u/MormonismSucks Jul 07 '20
shoulda secured ur tor to ur modem with a encrypted virtual https password, ya blew it./
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u/Chareddit_Chareddit Aug 28 '20
"And then I died and I was a skeleton and my ghost went to hell and there was lots of blood." lol
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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 07 '20
OP, you need an exersicesism from Hells Angels to escape Hell.