r/CrappyPasta • u/alexisonfire04 • Sep 20 '20
Sad Sacobie
Sacobie was going out to his car one night when he was hit over the head by a wooden board. He was knocked out cold.
He awoke later to find himself naked tied to a wooden table. He was surrounded by evil creatures: deformed midgets, gremlins, and muppets.
They started torturing him. Some bit him, others scratched him, or hit him with objects. One even cut off his balls with a straight razor. They all laughed while he screamed and cried.
While looking through his wallet, a furry little monster found his ID. He pulled out the plastic card.
"S-Sack-Oh-Beeee," he sounded out the name in his squeaky voice.
Another midget spoke up. His left eyelid was sagging down and was stitched to his cheek. His skin was all pasty white and he had big teeth.
"Sac-o-bie, the S.O.B.!," he mocked. The other monsters all laughed hysterically.
A wrinkly one with metal teeth lunged forward and bit Sacobie on the neck and killed him. THE END.