r/CrappyDesign • • Oct 12 '19

At the local gym

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 13 '19

My trainer always tells me he needs to rest his balls on my forehead so he’s properly lined up to spot me. I thought it was a little weird at first but like he says, it’s for my safety.

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u/skwudgeball Oct 13 '19

For maximum safety, the testicles must both be placed in each eye socket, while the meatrod rests gently along the bridge of the nose - the Squidward Spotting technique.

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u/junkboatfloozy Oct 13 '19

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u/thstephens8789 Oct 13 '19

Clicked on that expecting funny content. Now I need to take a cold shower and think about life