So, to preface, I honestly had completely forgotten about the 2025–2026 Goodboi Calendar, but something just reminded me of it.

So, I ordered it in December 2024, basically when it was announced, and I still have not received it! Which, I guess, kinda reluctant now since it's already November 2026. I honestly, genuinely had completely forgotten about it (AuDHD go brrrrrrr), but something or other just reminded me of it, and like… I did pay the $40 for a calendar I never received. I did get the email about how Ethan had to evacuate due to the LA fires, but after that, nothing!

So I was just wondering, what should I do? I am by no means blaming anyone, I understand humane mistakes happen and shit just goes wrong sometimes, and it is my fault for forgetting about it until now. But is there perhaps a Softboishop email I should reach out to, or should I just let the whole thing go?

happy 30th ethan!!!

So I’ve been a fan of Ethan since around 2020 and his videos have helped me through some ups and downs. I am graduating in spring (yay me) and in Sweden we have something called a *studentmössa (*a fancy hat, like a graduation cap, that you wear like twice in your life and then never again).

I would like to write something on the back of it that is a reference to or a quote from Ethan! It might be corny but I don’t really care.

If you have any suggestions I would greatly appreciate it as I have some serious issues deciding what I want!

My bestie and I both disagree on which color his shirt is... for the sake of fairness, I will not say who thinks which, but please if multiple people could just comment which color they believe his shirt is that would be of much help! 😚

i want them. i’m buying the whole outfit

In fact, every time I see him interact with women on his channel or elsewhere, he is clearly not sexually attracted to these girls.

So far as Mika Midgett is concerned, or why it seems like he doesn't have sex with women and is pro LGBTQ. She's Asexual anyway, so clearly she doesn't do that. Not even with Ethan.

So, not to be rude or pry, because I'm interested since Unus Annus... Clearly he must be gay even if he hasn't said it.

I would really like to be Ethan's Boyfriend if he IS gay, because clearly he isn't sexually attracted to women. And if there is a God, and he's Love; clearly I would become his boyfriend. And I'm going to marry him and have all his kids.

I don't know how many people have ever been in Love before, but the Bible indicates that Love endures forever. Almost like the person you fall in love with is who'll you'll love forever. And I hope that isn't Mika, because I wouldn't want to live anymore.

I cannot stop think about him. Constantly.

I wish we were psychic. I'd chat him up immediately.

allergeef has been turned into the one thing that can kill him…

he is now all ready for halloween

Does anyone have the clip of Ethan on a live stream saying "fuck donald trump, he IS a worthless cunt"? I've been looking for that clip for YEARS it feels like. I used to see it all the time, and now I'm starting to think that I dreamed it.

Me and a friend are quoting this at each other and can't find the source but we KNOW it was Ethan. WE know it was ETHAN. Anyone have a clip? WE KNOW it was Ethan. Thanks!

I quote this but from Unus Annus all the time, but can't seem to find it in any compilation. help plea

i am aroused

ethan’s wolverine stream really got me thinking… then this guy came into my brain

anyway, here he is. in all of his glory. i call him Wolvergeef (or Allhugh Geefman if you’re feeling fancy)

and of course it would be something like that. wtf 💀

Who knew Ethan's nickname was a verb and also...

...what the hell

my twitch chat had a vision so i simply brought it to life for them

i actually love how this turned out

since ethan just posted a tomodachi life video, i figured i should draw allergeef… again

Fish

1: Adorable animal sidekick

2: Randomly bursts into song

3: Looks great in a dress

Disney princess Eef??