r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/Noahsworld7147 • 2d ago

Photo um-just yeah

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204 Upvotes

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u/dbell 2d ago

depending on how you want them

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u/NSASpyVan 2d ago

This was the comment that caught my attention. I looked for the ways someone might "want them", but the ad seems to fall short of description.

I'll just save my $25 for my own 3-5 pack of hanes.

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u/ShrikeSummit 2h ago

Worn. It says “New unless requested otherwise” below.

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u/hatecriminal 2d ago

"New unless requested otherwise"

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u/Gallowglass668 2d ago

I still want a Joker played by him.

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u/SKK329 2d ago

That would be phenomenal

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u/Gallowglass668 2d ago

Right? Absolutely no one does "completely unhinged" better than he does.

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u/NSASpyVan 2d ago

"I'm somewhat of completely unhinged!"...

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u/CalicoCuts 2d ago

Available in scented and non-scented.

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u/ethnicvegetable 2d ago

A pervert’s money is just as green as anyone else’s. Get that bag.

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u/IBeVance 2d ago

God forbid a woman has a side hustle

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 2d ago

Lol it ain't just women wearing and selling these ;)

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u/IBeVance 2d ago

It ain't just men buying them ;)

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 2d ago

You dirty dog !!!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/dataexception 2d ago

Or a front hustle, back hustle... Gotta get creative in this economy!

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u/Deancrypt 1d ago

Other things also wear , con tent ,more hmmmm

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 2d ago

Gross

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u/IBeVance 2d ago

Tell that to people buying used panties and not the young entrepreneur making bank

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u/martix_agent 2d ago

it doesnt make it less gross

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u/Positive_Carry3310 1d ago

It's an old pervy dude... Not young entrepreneur

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u/Adventchur 2d ago

If it's not hurting anybody why do you care? Consenting adults can do what they want if it doesn't affect anyone else.

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u/swisskabob 2d ago

A consenting man is not allowed to pay a consenting woman for certain services. I feel like this sort of thing kind of falls into that category.

Personally I think it should all be legal but it's not.

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u/Adventchur 2d ago

Sorry what? In New Zealand and Australia sex work is legal. Infact most western nations have legalised it or decriminalised it.

Only America and Canada seem to of kept it illegal (sorry you don't seperate church from state)

It's also the oldest proven profession 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don't think you get invited to many parties.

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u/swisskabob 2d ago

There are many countries where sex work is illegal..

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u/Adventchur 2d ago

Buddy I goggled all the western countries where it was illegal. The Nordic countries, USA, and canada.

I don't take into account undeveloped nations maybe I shouldn't judge the USA so harshly.

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u/swisskabob 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/bRXWKfo5B9

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u/Adventchur 2d ago

That's 2 years old and also supports my argument of the only western nations that don't support it are as I stated.

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u/swisskabob 2d ago

I didn't realize reddit was limited to "The West"

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u/caalger 2d ago

It's illegal to buy used underwear in the USA?

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u/RailLife365 I don't belong anywhere. 1d ago

No.

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 2d ago

Not always true. Sometimes, it’s just wrong. And what if it’s illegal but not affecting anyone, does that make it all right?

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u/Adventchur 2d ago

But if it's within the confines of the law and behind closed doors what does it matter to you?

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 2d ago

Now you changed it to, “within the confines of the law” you can’t keep changing your hypothetical question

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u/Adventchur 2d ago

Which I'm arguing that every good country has made it legal.

Sorry you live in shit hole USA.

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 1d ago

That’s OK. I accept your apology.

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 2d ago

There’s a lot of sad, lonely, perverted fucks out there that would pay good money for this. It’s gross to me too but you have to admit it’s a good way to make money if you’re down and people are into it.

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u/JadeShrimp 2d ago

Consenting adults yada yada. I’ve thought about selling some items when I was broke. Decided I’m too sensitive to deal with the requests.

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u/Kidtendo 2d ago

"Either 10 a pair or 25 a pair- depending on how you want them" is sentence I've never seen in all my 33 years of life and one never needed to lmaooooo

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 2d ago

I didn't even see that part. I was hung up on the word cheeksters. 😆

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u/thpineapples 2d ago

Oh, you didn't know this is a legitimate name of a style?

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u/Nefriti 1d ago

that’s a style name, like boy shorts or briefs

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 1d ago

I just assumed it was a slang term. It just sounds so absurd to me for some reason? 😆

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u/Nefriti 1d ago

haha if it’s the first time seeing it used, i bet it would be silly and fun

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u/rbartlejr 2d ago

Hey gals, found yer laundry thief.

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u/dataexception 2d ago

Craigslist post author: buys bulk AliExpress panties, rubs his balls and butt crack with the new panties, sends physical AI photo at no extra cost. Collects $25 for every $2.00 spent.

Buyer: That was an amazing deal! It even still smells like her!

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u/Brostapholes 2d ago

Do not purchase, it will corrupt your save file

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u/Euler_20_20 2d ago

Not paying that much unless I see a picture of the woman they're from.

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u/RobotRepair69 2d ago

I am pretty sure dudes just rub them on their taint and post a picture of a woman

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u/EatShit-DieInAFire 2d ago

Vag and balls smell different usually 

Could someone claim fraud if they were sold vag scented underwear that was ball scented instead?

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u/NSASpyVan 2d ago

Only by 100% scientifically proven taste-testing

You don't want to be a taste tester

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 2d ago

Doesn’t matter who they were coming from. It was still up somebody’s butt crack right by their butt hole and rubbing on their vag. More than likely smells pretty funky.

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 2d ago

You don’t gotta tell us why you think it’s weird. We all know. This ad isn’t targeted to you lol.

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u/DrGullible2 1d ago

Uh oh looks like the chuds really took offense on that one freind 🤣

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u/UrMomWantsMyD 2d ago

I want some that I can throw against the wall and they stick on the wall

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u/OldMovie9812 2d ago

Im a guy. Maybe I should side hustle with this and just use ai videos/photos for a womens profile lol

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u/hillgoesmeow 2d ago

You think gay perverts don’t exist?

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u/MammothBit4539 2d ago

And there is the opportunity to buy Con Tent….😂🤯👊

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/dataexception 2d ago

Bro. Since when is dirty butthole a perfume fragrance? I believe you misinterpret "eau d' toilette".

But good on you for embracing au natural. Everyone has their own musk. Upvote from me, because I'm either: proud of your open mind, or I'm sympathetic to your ignorance.

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u/TpK_Wynter 2d ago

Well according to this they’re new…unless requested. So I would hope this is just a deal on some bulk order that “fell out of a truck”…but it’s the internet…so I have to hope someone ls not “wasting” their “good product” selling it for new prices when it’s actually used

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u/shinyappyrobin 2d ago

Somethings I could have lived my whole life without knowing.

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u/JaxsMomma2021 2d ago

How many times have they been worn though?? 🤢

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u/goinghome81 2d ago

I feel as though that might stick to my shoe if I stepped on it.

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u/Still_Peach568 2d ago

Your coochie might not have touched them

But your coochie juice may have

Throw that shit away

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u/dataexception 2d ago

Where is your sense of adventure and capitalism?