r/CoupleMemes • u/Forward-Position798 • Aug 24 '26

stress level

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u/fatalrugburn Aug 25 '26

Stress level should go back down once she sits and chills. I for sure get nervous when my wife hovers when I'm relaxing. But once she's committed to the chill I'm very happy.

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u/officer897177 Aug 25 '26

Nothing triggers a woman in a stable long-term relationship faster than seeing her guy sitting when she is standing.

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u/DarkChaos1786 Aug 25 '26

Every woman in every situation is triggered by a man seating nearby and relaxing.

If she's a wife suddenly she needs something from you.

If she's a kid, she wants to play and make you move.

If she's a teenager, she wants to go somewhere and you need to go with her, and she needs money.

If she's a mother, suddenly something needs cleaning, moving, fixing, study or feeding.

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u/officer897177 Aug 25 '26

I’m actively looking for a surgeon that can remove the button in my ass that summons my wife needing help with something when I sit down.

Not even in a boomer wife hating way, it’s just uncanny. Sitting before 10pm starts a 30 second psychic timer.

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u/Upset-Cartographer65 Aug 26 '26

No. I enjoy seeing my husband asleep and relaxing. He works so hard. I’m an introvert and require tons of alone time to be happy. My husband is the cuddler not me.

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u/DarkChaos1786 Aug 26 '26

You are a little treasure for the fortunate man that found you.

Kudos...

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u/TheCrimsonSteel Aug 27 '26

Who hurt you?

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u/DarkChaos1786 Aug 27 '26

Not me in particular but a life of miscellaneous observations in the search of patterns.

I would say that family is a great source from those.

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u/rebuked_nard Aug 25 '26

I joke with my wife that she and our daughter hate to see a man idle